Is that a bottle of wine I see in her hands?
Posts by Valis
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88Bill Bowens Trail of Naivete
by Psychdigg ini did a search on bill bowens postings in this forum.
very interesting.
revealing!.
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An Un-Invitation Card
by ozziepost in"do witnesses break up families?
" has been a common topic over the years.
this topic has been brought home to mrs ozzie and i by the following 'un-invitation card'.
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Valis
*L* just thought of the last JW reception I went to. Cheap champagne and not too much of that!! Oh and playin "LaBamba" and "Louie Louie" over and over again because those were the only non-risque "rock and roll" songs the band knew...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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An Un-Invitation Card
by ozziepost in"do witnesses break up families?
" has been a common topic over the years.
this topic has been brought home to mrs ozzie and i by the following 'un-invitation card'.
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Valis
Would the Ozzies really want to be somehwere and feel uncomfortable? Sorry to hear of your situation. Perhaps you could send her a card or something expressing deep regret for her descision, but also the best for her new family's future. It may be the classy thing for you guys to do and make her feel like a heel, which would be apropriate. On the other hand you could show up to the wedding and ask why your family would treat you like strangers...might be fun! Best of luck however it goes.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Possesed Smurf doll walks out of Kingdom Hall!!
by JamesG inhey,.
new to this site, yippee!!!!.
has anyone heard the story about the possesed smurf doll that got up and walked out of the kingdom hall?.
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Valis
Match these smurfs with your favorite poster...
smurf #1 smurf #2 smurf #3 smurf #4 smurf #5Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Looking For Recent KMs
by AlanF ini'm looking for kingdom ministries from 1998 through 2002 to complete my collection.
if anyone wants to get rid of some, or sell them, please contact me.
my email is open.. thanks,.
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Valis
Alan, I have a Feb 2002 KM if you want it. Send me your mailing address and I'll get it right off.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Possesed Smurf doll walks out of Kingdom Hall!!
by JamesG inhey,.
new to this site, yippee!!!!.
has anyone heard the story about the possesed smurf doll that got up and walked out of the kingdom hall?.
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Valis
circe...I beg to differ on your statement about only one female smurf.
Please see smurf below....she was created to "keep smurfette company". Sassette is her name. Please refrain from bearing any further false witness against smurfs, or I'll have to form a judicial committee and recommend at least one public spanking.Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Carmegeddon and The Chickens of the Apocalypse
by Valis invalis' day: .
flat tire before leaving work......replacement $44.00 and 1.5 hours wasted.. mother of kids calls just to let me know she's moving away again, for a new job and a free place to live in south texas.
just when you think that paying your child support on time for 3 years, mending one's ways and spending more time w/kids, plus helping them pack up and move to a new place just a month ago, will pay off in the end...... what was i thinking?
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Valis
Thanks for your replies. I'm quite distressed over the entire thing and I really wish it hadn't come to any of this. Texas is a bit odd about getting involved w/your children's lives. They also want in on all your businees and your finances. Been there and done that and won't take that ride again. As well, the mother is super stressed about not finding a job after being laid off and I think any more would make it even more hard for my chickens. She has a job and a free home to live in there so in some sick and twisted way its good. We'll see how it works out and I'll let you know.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Has Christ Risen?
by Silverleaf ini'm feeling peckish today so i thought i'd start a thread.
i passed a church today that had one of those signs out front where they post a new message every week or so.
the message today was:.
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Valis
My favorite one was from a church sign in Tennessee, where you can drive along and almost read the whole freaking bible every quarter of a mile. It said "Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives..." Man, mine must be caked in mud!!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Carmegeddon and The Chickens of the Apocalypse
by Valis invalis' day: .
flat tire before leaving work......replacement $44.00 and 1.5 hours wasted.. mother of kids calls just to let me know she's moving away again, for a new job and a free place to live in south texas.
just when you think that paying your child support on time for 3 years, mending one's ways and spending more time w/kids, plus helping them pack up and move to a new place just a month ago, will pay off in the end...... what was i thinking?
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Valis
Valis' day:
Flat tire before leaving work......replacement $44.00 and 1.5 hours wasted.
Mother of kids calls just to let me know she's moving away AGAIN, for a new job and a free place to live in South Texas.
Just when you think that paying your child support on time for 3 years, mending one's ways and spending more time w/kids, plus helping them pack up and move to a new place just a month ago, will pay off in the end...... What was I thinking? I'm about to cry or blow my fucking stack sky high! Sorry, had to vent. Can't give in the urge to break something or someone....
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Possesed Smurf doll walks out of Kingdom Hall!!
by JamesG inhey,.
new to this site, yippee!!!!.
has anyone heard the story about the possesed smurf doll that got up and walked out of the kingdom hall?.
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Valis
They only do that when they have to answer at a meeting, hear kingdom songs played backwards, or sit in on Judicial Committees...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
smurf #1 
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smurf #5