yeah and I can see a big pile of monkey crap falling on top of any dissenting creations as well..
Posts by Valis
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25If you were God ,The Creator of all things, how would you handle rebellion?
by disciple in.
so many times we second guess god or our conception of him and we discuss why this or that does not make sense or could not be, or is not fair.. then how would you if you were god (with unlimited power) handle rebellion?
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If you were God ,The Creator of all things, how would you handle rebellion?
by disciple in.
so many times we second guess god or our conception of him and we discuss why this or that does not make sense or could not be, or is not fair.. then how would you if you were god (with unlimited power) handle rebellion?
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Valis
Give angels free will then if they started messing with my toys I would take away their powers and send them to earth...with a nagging spouse waiting, 6 kids and a job washing windows. I would then make them attend meetings where they got to listen to each other bitch about how bad it is down here on earth and how they hoped one day to get back to where they were before...I would alos give some of my earth toys the technology to explore space safely and find my the stuff I hid throughout the universes..
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Please Keep whyamihere & her little son in your thoughts today
by HadEnuf inhello everybody...my daughter (in-law), whyamihere/brooke, has been at the hospital all day with her little boy, 1 yr. 4 months old...who has had such a bad case of the flu that they had to hook him up to an iv for fluid.
he was sick all last week and then was getting better...then took a turn for the worse yesterday.
can't keep anything down.
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Valis
get better soon!
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Women Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger Fiasco!,
by Mecurious? in.
this is unbelievable in a funny and pathetic way:.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bk_911_tape.mp3.
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Valis
*LOL* that is funny..chesseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger!
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Meaning of Amen
by finnrot inwhen i was a kid my dad told me that when you said "amen" at the end of your prayer, that it meant "praise to jehovah".
i was listening to howard stern this morning and they were discussing the death of the pope, and they mentioned that his last word was "amen".
robin(the woman that does the news on the howard stern radio show) asked them what they thought that "amen" meant.
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Valis
"Thanks gawd that prayer is over!"
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Flat Stanley needs to move on!
by bikerchic indamn that boy can eat you would have thought he walked all the way from new york his last designation!
in his defense he's also a worker, he's trimmed our cedar trees, walked the dog, cleaned up the dog's poop, did the dishes (sorry about his arms falling off, they are paper ya know), oh and he did the dishes after he cooked the dinner.........gawd do i really have to part with him?
all in all he's a great little guy, doesn't talk much, is very well behaved and doesn't take up much room either, so anyone interested in having flat stanley be a guest please pm me with your addy first to reply is the winner but get in line for the next designation after.. here is the original link explaining all about flat stanley: .
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Valis
ohhh... I just realized I said "Jezebel".... So Sorry!
you had it right the first time..
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Jealousy in a couple, good or bad?
by JH indo you like it when your spouse shows a bit of jealousy?
what do you consider good jealousy, and bad jealousy in a couple?.
give examples...
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Valis
No freakin way do I deal with jealous womenz. They are a breed of wrathful beast I have had my fill of and find very unattractive...unless of course the look like Brook Burke then all bets are on...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Valis
Funny thing...my mom works for Shriner Hospital here in Dallas..I guess it is OK to work at a hospital run by them, but not to be one of them. Eh I told her to make sure and get the cool ring and learnt he secret hadnshakes...I would imagine though you might not find too many dubs working for the Southern Baptist Annuity Board or the offices of the Catholic Diocese..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Is it ok to be critical of the pope yet?????????
by tyydyy incensorship borg style.
somebody killed the pope's last poop thread just because someone else was offended when i mentioned that i think that he wasn't such a good guy.
if you think you might be offended by what's said in a thread then don't read it.
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It's how things are done here now Tim
whatever X...you jump in to "censorship" topics all the time just to insert this same comment. Is it really that big a deal that thread got shut down? Is it? I think some of the moderators might consider there being a difference between criticism and just bad taste. There is nothing stopping anyone from starting a thread for the purpose of criticism and in those threads off topic comments asking the user to silence criticism should be fended off, but I don't think we are dealing with some egregious denial of freedom of speech. Just a small bit of decorum, which by the way may not be the opinion of every forum assistant. Perhaps Englishman thought that thread wasn't the appropriate one for proper criticism and well that IS the way it is sometimes. Not terribly restrictive or something to get freaked out by. There is more than one tack into the wind you know...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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My Last Post
by kaykay_mp init's been really inspiring looking at the many posts and threads on this board, and i've enjoyed posting quite a few myself.
regretfully, i feel that it's time to move on in my quest for inner peace, but i will always cherish meeting many friends along the way who support me.
i've had both bad times and good times here, but it was time well spent.
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Valis
Kaykay, through that heaping pile of B.S. I'd swear you were a Watchtower writer....
Cheers!
- Preston
Brother Preston, you know we do not allow womenz in the writing dept.... Sincerely, District Overbeer