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  Do You Buy Your Woman Her Girl Stuff?

  by horrible life in

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  my husband is not afraid, embarressed, or ashamed to go to the store for myself or our daughter.

  i have been with him, searching for a certain size tampon.

  he will go to the store and buy napkins, after writing down what brand, size and absorbancy it is.

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  Yeah, but I make her go buy her own "toys"...
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  Wonderful Whimsical Sayings Said To You After You Left The Borg...

  by TresHappy in

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  my favorite one was my father's statement to me after i enrolled in college: .

  we can't drag your carcass into armageddon!

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  it felt like someone in the family died when you left...
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  What a Prat!

  by ozziepost in

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  this evening mrs ozzie and i went to our favorite local restaurant - it's out in the outer suburbs, a lovely small thai restaurant - well, any food eaten with chopsticks is okay with us!.

  anyway, we entered and there at a middle table sat a family of three - father, mother and daughter.

  nothing unusual about that except, well it was the badge card that caught my eye.

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  Oi! Hey Ozzie maybe that was his only respite from JW Convention land..Lard knows they need somem..
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  teachers in life

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

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  one of my biggest pet peeves at the k.h.

  was when i would see those not in the right clique get forgotten.

  so easily they would slip between the cracks.

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  Hi BlackSwan...actually that is one reason I love working for my college...I meet new people all the time and constantly learn new things..whether it is stuff about a student's home country or even something new that stumps me as far as subject matter. Hopefully I never stop learning and when I do the worms will be ready for a feast....Have a great day
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  Things said to end a relationship

  by ballistic in

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  the fact is, i've been living a lie, i'm gay \ a lesbian \ only 14. i'm sorry - i got hit on the head this morning and i really have no idea who you are.

  and so you see, technically i'm a eunuch.

  i really like your sister.

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  No those are not your panties..
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  I just met Bebu and her family!!!

  by codeblue in

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  i am so proud to say i met bebu and her family.....wonderful people!!!.

  bebu is just as awesome as her posts are....she is a beautiful, geniune, kind person!!!!!.

  they were just at my house for homemade cake and coffee...... i wished i could have spent more time with them, but they were heading for their family vacation...... (((bebu))): .

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  Hey four eyes! That is great you got to meet Bebulon The Great!
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  Christianity on the threat of DEATH..

  by GetBusyLiving in

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  if someone held a gun to your head and threatened to blow your brains out unless you worshiped jesus and went to church, which christian church would you choose?

  no pansy churches like the unitarians though.

  it has to be a fundamentalist denomination.

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  If you ever partied with the Episcopalians during Mardi Gras there would be no contest..
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  Knocking film in the news...

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://www.pressbox.co.uk/detailed/media/the_film_knocking_about_the_christian_group_known_as_jehovah_s_witnesses_34092.html the film knocking about the christian group known as jehovah's witnesses

  added: (tue aug 16 2005) .

  a new film on pbs is in the making about jehovah's witnesses , heres what we know.

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  [email protected]

  Try that one Jared..
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  Name your pets

  by JH in

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  i have a cat called : katou

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  Luz...she's my albino hedgehog

  Sinnamon....cat head of the household..
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  Things said to end a relationship

  by ballistic in

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  the fact is, i've been living a lie, i'm gay \ a lesbian \ only 14. i'm sorry - i got hit on the head this morning and i really have no idea who you are.

  and so you see, technically i'm a eunuch.

  i really like your sister.

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  I think you rmom is hot so I asked her out...