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  Possibly loosing everything...

  by Bryan in

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  looks like it may happen.

  bryan.

  have you seen my mother

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  Valis

  Bryan hope you guys are gonna be OK man...
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  Americans, would you buy a car this small to save on gas?

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/a30439-2004dec27.html.

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  Valis

  I bet it would not be a big deal to adjust the seat for taller people. I would love a small vehicle like that for scooting to and from work on really cold days. Even parking lots could give you a break for not taking up so much space...I got the parking lot I use do that for my bike..
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  To All Of The Kids Who Survived the .....

  by BrendaCloutier in

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  first, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

  they took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.. .

  then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.. .

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  Valis

  As well my JW parents decided it was best I live around smokers at least a good 14 years of my life because of their 1975 related debts..nice..

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  To All Of The Kids Who Survived the .....

  by BrendaCloutier in

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  first, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

  they took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.. .

  then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.. .

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  Valis

  Cyg, yes god help their souls..never apologized for me being sexually abused and one of them only recognizing it at all last Thanksgiving...
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  To All Of The Kids Who Survived the .....

  by BrendaCloutier in

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  first, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

  they took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.. .

  then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.. .

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  Valis

  WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
  
  
  No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

  hell yeah and you could even pretend you didn't hear them call you iffin you were havin an extra fun time..
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  HELLO need advice for college

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  ok, since i missed out on developing when i was 14-18, i'm gonna need help with girls, friends, keeping them, and just having fun.

  recap for the past week:

  one day i hung out a with this dude from fish camp.

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  Valis

  dont know any JWs that are in the same boat as me.

  well that is a good thing...Advice about parties and schoolwork? Eh work hard on schol stuff and play hard the rest of the time. BTW you might want to go here for scholarship opportunities as well. Best of luck and have a great time in school man!
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  Top Breakup Albums/Songs

  by sixsixsixtynine in

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  a recent thread where people were recommending music for someone going through a breakup, reminded me of the movie high fidelity.. the main charatcer, rob lists his top 5 breakup albums (and songs too i think, does anyone know what they were?).

  what are the albums/songs that make you feel better, by making you feel worse?

  here's a few of mine:.

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  Valis

  I love that song..
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  Top Breakup Albums/Songs

  by sixsixsixtynine in

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  a recent thread where people were recommending music for someone going through a breakup, reminded me of the movie high fidelity.. the main charatcer, rob lists his top 5 breakup albums (and songs too i think, does anyone know what they were?).

  what are the albums/songs that make you feel better, by making you feel worse?

  here's a few of mine:.

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  Valis

  I Don't Want It, Ween

  Did we miss the moon?
  I'd lie in your arms if I could
  Such a common pain
  Repeats itself again and again
  
  Flowers grow in the springtime and leaves fall from the trees
  I've been GONE for so long, you just threw away the keys
  I understand it, but I don't want it
  
  I know it so well, you tripped me and I laughed when you fell
  This isn't how it should be
  I've let you drift so far, from me
  
  But please hold onto the memories
  Before we really crash and burn
  We've got ourselves so wrapped up that we've forgotten how to learn
  I understand it, but I don't want it
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  Top Breakup Albums/Songs

  by sixsixsixtynine in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  a recent thread where people were recommending music for someone going through a breakup, reminded me of the movie high fidelity.. the main charatcer, rob lists his top 5 breakup albums (and songs too i think, does anyone know what they were?).

  what are the albums/songs that make you feel better, by making you feel worse?

  here's a few of mine:.

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  Valis

  Piss Up A Rope, WEEN

  My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
  And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
  She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
  Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
  I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
  She's got time for the dog and none for her man
  And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
  So hit the ******' road and piss up a rope
  
  You can piss up a rope
  And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
  Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
  On your knees you big, booty **** start suckin'
  You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
  Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
  And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
  
  Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
  You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
  For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag
  You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
  Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
  I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
  And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
  So hit the ****** 'road and piss up a rope
  
  You can piss up a rope
  And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
  Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
  On your knees you big, booty **** start suckin'
  You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
  Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
  And i can't cope -- piss up a rope
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  ...I just don't like it when they act gay!

  by Swan in

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  what would you think if i told you i don't have a problem being around gay people, i just don't like it when they act gay?.

  someone said this to me today, and i was a bit speechless.

  i didn't realize they were acting!

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  Valis

  I don't like it when they try to hug you and make you stay longer .............. ohh that's valis .......

  yes you bastard...if I don't get to see ou very often I will always try and find room in my freezer..