Posts by VeniceIT

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Aaaannnnndddd I'm spent......

by safe4kids in

jw
friends

it has been accomplished, it's over, done, kaput.

a chapter of my life that has lasted 5 and 1/2 years has reached its final page and the book is now closed.

(no, i'm not talking about my sex life, that's been more than...erm, well, never mind).

Joanie the Jehovah's Witness Stripper

by blondie in

want to hear paul thorn sing this song?.

http://www.houstonjones.com/cds_&_samples.htm.

select the mp3 marked "joanie..... blondie

<b>Joanie the Jehovah Witness Stripper
Paul Thorn</b>

She drives a new car
wears expensive blouses
she tells her momma she's cleaning houses

She goes out witnessing
doing the lords work all week
but on the weekend
she's making ends meet

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

One night down at the club
her daddy walked in
he didn't recognizee his daughter dancing
she wore a blonde wig he had sunglasses
when she got naked he started clapping

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

If you ask her why she does it
she looks at it this way
she says I'm counting my blessings
every night when I get paid
she once lived in poverty and now everything's all right
the lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars a night

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

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Aaaannnnndddd I'm spent......

by safe4kids in

jw
friends

it has been accomplished, it's over, done, kaput.

a chapter of my life that has lasted 5 and 1/2 years has reached its final page and the book is now closed.

(no, i'm not talking about my sex life, that's been more than...erm, well, never mind).

VeniceIT

WHOOHOOO Dana!!!!!!!

I'm so proud of you!!!! YAY!!!!!

btw did you just propose to Jerry???? He does make great Chocolate Martini's I'll admit!!!!

Ven

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Yoga - Recent article

by Bonnie_Clyde in

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i'm sure there was an article during the last year or two confirming that yoga is not for christians.

i went back through a bunch of magazines but can't find it.

VeniceIT

Ok I just had to comment to this thread because this lil warrior pose lady cracked me up. Yoga

I think yoga is great it's sooo relaxing and you really feel it in all your muscles, I also like to do it in the pool, that is really fun.

I can see where some religions would frown on it though, because it focuses your mind on 'you' 'your body' your breath, and it is a sort of empowerment. I think they might feel threatened because if you realize you have the strength inside and learn to be comfortable with who you are, esp. women then your not as dependent on a religious/cult system.

Most religions in Christianity are based on 'sin'. We're all sinners so we need them for redemption. We're nothing, just a grain of sand compared to the universe and God. So we need someone greater then us 'the Church' to be able to be worthy in gods eyes.

Yoga and other forms empowerment (i.e. self help books as well) show you how you are connected to the earth, are important and really can make a difference. and this goes against some of the basic fundamental beliefs and frees you from the need for organized religion.

That's my take on it at least..... Ven

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oK IM handicapprd

by jst2laws in

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friends

ok, i'm handicapped tonite.

i shot though my lrft hand with a nail gun today.

yeah, that ws me on top of thr ladder.. .

VeniceIT

HAHAHA I don't think we'd want to know what Joy would do with said 'brass bell' ,or where she would ~~stick it~~ put it.

Ven

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oK IM handicapprd

by jst2laws in

jw
friends

ok, i'm handicapped tonite.

i shot though my lrft hand with a nail gun today.

yeah, that ws me on top of thr ladder.. .

VeniceIT

Omg that's got to be soooo painful. I'm sure you'll keep properly 'medicated' through out. My first thought was, 'oh god I hope it's not the same hand again', but well now their both damaged. doh! Well, I'm sure the fresh salt water is good for the wound . Take care man and keep your ~~fingers crossed~~ hopes up.

Ven

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What does 666 in the book of Revelation really mean?

by JH in

revelation 13:18 here is wisdom.

let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred threescore and six.

so, does anybody have understanding here?

VeniceIT

I remember reading somewhere that '666' referred to Nero. Not sure where I read that and, feel free to research amongst yourselves.

I typed Nero & 666 in google and got a few links.

http://users.iafrica.com/l/ll/lloyd/7-EndTimeIssues/666.htm http://website.lineone.net/~zyra/666.htm

Ven

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Bologna sandwiches...

by DanTheMan in

jw
friends

...do not make for a good dinner.

what are some good things that a single guy can make for dinner besides spaghetti or peanut butter sandwiches or something stupid like that?

jwd ladies?????

VeniceIT

Dan,

Ground turkey is great, and freezes well, I like to have several diff kinds of meat on hand in the freezer. If you have a microwave it's so simple to defrost.

Also Tortillas are great in the freezer you can just take it out kinds smack the pack, take out as many as you need and throw the rest back in the freezer. To heat them up the simplest way is to place one damp paper towel under and one over your stack and nuk them for about a min or less. The damp paper towel keeps them moist and they turn out great. Way faster then in the oven or on the stove.

shake n bake ideas are nice too. You can buy them already made or get some breadcrumbs, and dump in a bit of seasoning, coat the chicken (or other meat) and bake or put it in a frying pan. This tastes great. I usually do some with Italian seasonings, sometimes I cut the chicken up to bite size pieces, so you have your own nuggets, or you can put them in a salad or on some pasta.

if you buy the 'refried beans w/green chili's' (low fat or reg) you can have a burrito in no time. Heat that up and put it in a tortilla with some cheese and yummmmy.

Or make a simple huevos rancheros (sp?) 1/2 tortillas on a plate, cover in beans (any kind you like, ok not green beans ;) ) add two eggs any style you like, add salsa and voila it's simple and it tastes really good.

Ok here's a simple and delicious recipe for BBQ pulled pork sandwiches

1-2 lbs cooked pork cut into 2 inch cubes (or just cut it up and cook it)
1-1/2 cup bbq sauce
2-3 tbls Apple Cider Vinegar
water to cover meat

Add all ingredients together in a large pot. Bring to a boil then reduce heat to a simmer for 50+ minutes, until pork pulls away. Use your fingers or 2 forks. Remove meat when it?s tender and reduce sauce (turn the heat up, stir occasionally until sauce thickens up). Then either add the meat back to the pot or our pour some sauce over meat and serve on bread/roll whatever.

Ven

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Bologna sandwiches...

by DanTheMan in

jw
friends

...do not make for a good dinner.

what are some good things that a single guy can make for dinner besides spaghetti or peanut butter sandwiches or something stupid like that?

jwd ladies?????

VeniceIT

Next time you make a stew be sure to add Worcestershire Sauce, or anything with beef, that really helps add a special kick.

if your not sure about spices go to the section of the grocery store that has all the little packages of seasonings and lil recipes on the back. They're actually pretty good, and easy and a nice variety. Also get the seasoning mixes like, Italian seasoning, Tex-Mex, Creole, Steak---Those are really great and give you a nice blend so you don't have to pick and choose with herbs.

Also make sure if you make any dish esp. stew, every time you add tomatoes to something add a bit of salt, or salt them before you put them in, it makes a difference.

An easy thing I used to make was a can of kidney beans, a can of stewed tomatoes (Mexican stewed if you can get them), heat that up in a pot. Then drain it and put it on a tortilla with cheese and some salsa. It's very fast, you could also cook up a bit of ground beef (use some taco seasoning) and make tacos, or dump it all over some lettuce and make a taco salad (use Thousand Island dressing).

Also beef and chicken stock (bullion) is great to add to things to kick them up, just go easy on any additional salt because they have plenty of their own.

And well another good thing is get used to leftovers. That way you can take the time to make a few diff meals in a week and then eat it for a few days. We do that all the time, or you can freeze the leftovers and have your own TV dinners.

I would invest in a few good cookbooks. Go to a store (2nd hands good too) flip through some, make sure they have a ton of pictures and that your drawn to them. I'm very picky about cookbooks, if it doesn't appeal to me I won't use it. Just get a few you like and start going through them and making what?s in them. Once you get used to cooking a bit, some of the more involved recipes are not as intimidating. Hell you might even like it, it's a nice hobby to have.

Ven

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Bologna sandwiches...

by DanTheMan in

jw
friends

...do not make for a good dinner.

what are some good things that a single guy can make for dinner besides spaghetti or peanut butter sandwiches or something stupid like that?

jwd ladies?????

VeniceIT

Hey Dan,

Not sure if you ever watch the 'food network' but there's a show I like called '30 Min meals'. She does a varity of meals that are fast and easy, you can also see her recipies on www.foodtv.com . That's a great source for ideas.

Another great website for quick & easy food is the Campbells website. http://www.campbellkitchen.com/index.asp , you'd be amazed what you can do with a few cans of cream of mushroom soup ;) the scalloped potatoes are really good btw.

Ven