Posts by undercover

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Mom says, "CO says there's only 15 years left!"

by Separation of Powers in

i don't typically hear from my mom often, but i tell you, over the past couple of weeks, i have heard from her several times.

you heard the comment about "our way of worship will be altered" and thank you for your posts by the way....but yesterday, she calls and is asking about the kids and then, in typical jw fashion mind you, says:.

"you know, you should really get back to meetings.

undercover

When I was young, an embarrassing number of decades ago, the standard line was that "this system of things can't go on another 5 years!"

I remember my father-in-law saying almost word for word the same thing. Two sentences later he was talking about his retirement plans...10 years in the future. For JWs, that is typical cognitive dissonance. Repeating the mantra as heard from the WTS over and over and over, yet managing to overcome that notion when dealing with personal plans.

I remember being 10 years old KNOWING that I would never graduate high school being told that the end was SO CLOSE!

I remember that as well...and I've got a decade plus on you. I remember as an early teen, worrying about the system lasting longing enough to get my driver's license and a car, graduating high school, getting laid ... the list goes on. Here I am staring retirement in the face with no real retirement plan. Never went to college, never planned a career, never worried about pensions or 401Ks until I finally woke up to the lie I was in.

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Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

by Watchtower-Free in

alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

over 2 minutes of pranking .

as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

undercover

Not that my opinion really matters in the wide scheme of things, but I was disappointed that Cedars pulled this prank. I like his website, but pulling a stunt like this can hurt credibility, especially to a doubting JW who reads his site, but then stumbles on the childish prank.

And don't forget, when you make a frontal attack on cult members, or their leaders, it only causes them to scurry for cover.

As much as I hate the WTS, and religion in general actually, I know that at least in the USA, people have freedom of religion. If someone chooses to be JW, Mormon, Catholic, Westboro Baptist even, that's their choice. I don't agree with them, and I'll fight em if they try to force their beliefs or doctrines on me, whether thru personal/family situations, or thru political means even. But they have as much right to their religions as I have to not be in their religion. And attacking them on their turf is bad form, in my opinion. Defending is one thing. Attacking is another.

No one person is going to bring the WTS down. No one website will bring it down. Stooping to childish antics only serves to bolster their persecution complex.

Oh well... another day in the life of a self important apostate, I guess...

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The last refuge of a cult

by undercover in

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friends

the wts struggles to survive in the 21st century, what with the internet, social media, instant communication, instant video, instant music, instant porn, er, not that i'd know anything about that last one... but anyhoo.... as they struggle to keep the young ones indoctrinated, they've finally realized that sitting in wt meetings four days a week, and knocking on doors at least once a week is not appealing to millennials, and with all the new technology at their fingertips, it doesn't take but a couple of clicks of a mouse to find enough disturbing info on the wts to encourage them to fade away.. so what to do?

well, if you can't beat em, join em.

after years of demonizing the internet, televangelists, showboating religious leaders, and discouraging anything that could lead a person to question their authority, they finally figured out they can't beat em.

undercover

The WTS struggles to survive in the 21st century, what with the Internet, social media, instant communication, instant video, instant music, instant porn, er, not that I'd know anything about that last one... but anyhoo...

As they struggle to keep the young ones indoctrinated, they've finally realized that sitting in WT meetings four days a week, and knocking on doors at least once a week is not appealing to millennials, and with all the new technology at their fingertips, it doesn't take but a couple of clicks of a mouse to find enough disturbing info on the WTS to encourage them to fade away.

So what to do? Well, if you can't beat em, join em. After years of demonizing the Internet, televangelists, showboating religious leaders, and discouraging anything that could lead a person to question their authority, they finally figured out they can't beat em. So, they joined em. JW TV on the Interwebs, featuring GB members giving talks...ala televangelist style. A new JW logo designed to make people proud to wear the logo. CGI videos of children obeying ~~Jehovah~~ the GB, and now YouTube style videos of singing carts.

They've lost the 30somethings and 20somethings. They have to reinvent themselves in order to keep little kids indoctrinated, without thinking or doubting. So they have started these new trends that us oldsters have trouble believing, because in our day, just watching TV or listening to music was frowned on. When kids are playing games on smartphones and tablets before they can walk, you damn well better change your position on technology if you want even a gnat's chance in hell at retaining the youth when they hit their teens.

On one hand, it's an admittance of defeat...that the old ways don't work and are dead, but on the other, it's a diabolical plot to reinvent, and keep running, a dangerous mind control cult.

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Curious how today's JWs view the anti-vaxxer movement

by undercover in

i wonder how the average jw in our modern world views the new anti-vaxxer movement.

do they sympathize, agree - or - see them as kooky, out of touch, nutso - or - somewhere in between.. remember, back in the olden, golden days...or should i say, the golden age, the wts took a hard line stance against vaccinations.

see jwfacts info regarding the the anti-vaccination stand taken by the wts:.

undercover

I wonder how the average JW in our modern world views the new anti-vaxxer movement. Do they sympathize, agree - or - see them as kooky, out of touch, nutso - or - somewhere in between.

Remember, back in the olden, golden days...or should I say, The Golden Age, the WTS took a hard line stance against vaccinations. See JWFacts info regarding the the anti-vaccination stand taken by the WTS:

http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/medical.php#vaccinations

Of course, by the 50s the WTS had started back pedaling from that hard line stand, but as a child in the 60s, I remember that some JWs were still against vaccinations. When we were vaccinated in school for something or other, I vaguely remember there being some disagreement in our household over whether I should be vaccinated. It's all very murky now, but I think my father vetoed my mother's position of denying us the vaccinations.

I'm sure that most JWs today have no clue about that tidbit of WT history. I'd be curious as to how they would react, if presented such information. Would they see a correlation between nut jobs like Pat Robertson, and ignorant Tea Party Republicans? Probably not for most of them, but it might be that gentle nudge for some of them that might have some doubts...

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Negative forum behavior

by Simon in

another good codinghorror blog entry perfectly describes some people's online behaviour and an approach to handling it.

i'll post part of it below but to summarize, these tend to be behaviours that don't violate any specific rules as such as the people doing it try to carefully skate just up to the line but they are nevertheless disruptive and we're not going to tolerate them on this site.

if you are here to do these things then this isn't the site for you - move along, find someplace else on the internet to inhabit.. hate is easy to recognize.

undercover

...some exJW's seem to bring a unique level of dysfunction to things especially if it involves any whiff of "authority" which of course is inevitable.

I think I've been guilty of that one myself. Being raised as a JW, but escaping, doesn't automatically make you a well adjusted new person. You still have to come to terms with your past, your present, and how you face the future.

After 10 years of either lurking, being active, going away, lurking again, I think I've finally grown some, and stuff that bothered me once isn't worth the trouble anymore, including board politics, feuds, popularity contests, and disagreements on how best to 'fight' the WTS.

I'm grateful the forum exists so we can keep up with the shenanigans of the WTS, and to vent when it affects us personally. If friends are made, that's even better.

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WTF... what happened? or - I'm old and hate change

by undercover in

jw
friends

i leave you people alone for one holiday, and you go and change the whole dern place around.

i can't find anything, don't recognize anything, i'm lost... wait, i sound like my grandfather... .

why, would you look what you've done to the place.

undercover

I leave you people alone for one holiday, and you go and change the whole dern place around. I can't find anything, don't recognize anything, I'm lost... wait, I sound like my grandfather...

Let's try this again...

Why, would you look what you've done to the place. I hardly recognize it. It's amazing what a makeover can do to a place. It'll take some getting used to, but I hope to feel right at home again soon.

(Actually this was just to test to see how to post, and how it shows up)

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CREATIVE "DAYS" - What do JWs believe?

by Bloody Hotdogs! in

a few weeks ago, i asked you to critique my website article on dinosaurs (http://www.jwbeliefs.com/what-do-jehovahs-witnesses-believe-about-dinosaurs/).

it was pointed out that much of what i wrote depends on the creative "days" being relatively short - something i believe jws teach.. after being prompted to review my conclusions/research, i was more convinced than ever that jws promote relatively short creative days.

the nail in the coffin was the teaching that day seven is indicative of the length of the other six days (i.e.

undercover

All JWs know is exactly what the WTS tells them, "We are NOT creationists. We do NOT believe in a literal 24 hour day creation". And they all feel good about being intellectually superior to fundie nut job creationists, not realizing that they are are, um, fundamentally, creationists themselves. The difference between 10,000 and 50,000 is miniscule when compared to 13.8 billion...

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The Judicial Committee is a Circle of Elders in a Room?

by Shanagirl in

has this ever happened to anyone who has been df'd here?

did you walk into a room with a circle of chairs for the whole body of elders?.

shana.

undercover

I'd rather scrub KH toilets than sit in on a Judicial Committee meeting. I mean, the shit's piled so high in those meetings (along with the rest of the meetings) that the toilets are pristine in comparison...

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Should I attend Kingdom Hall meetings to discreetly "preach"?

by CrytoJesus in

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friends

christians, should i attend kingdom hall meetings to discreetly "preach" to jws about the real jesus and the lies of the watchtower?.

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i plan to go undercover and plant seeds into them.. .

undercover

I plan to go undercover and plant seeds into them.

If you pretend to be me, preaching about Jesus, you'll be spotted as an imposter immediately.

I would never preach about Jesus at a KH... or anywhere else for that matter...

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Could a JW be DF for celebrating Festivus?

by Stealth in

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friends

after all, it's a secular holiday not a religious holiday.. if i was still an active member, i think i would start a new tradition of celebrating festivus.

most likely no jws would come, but that's okay, it's a famiily holiday anyway.. what grounds would the elders have to disfellowship you?.

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undercover

JWs don't celebrate any worldly holidays... secular, religious, or otherwise.

So celebrating Xmas, Festivus, your birthday, or even Talk Like a Pirate Day, can get you hot water with the elders, if they so choose to make a case of it (see preceeding comments about 'anything 3 elders agree on')