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  What the heck is CLAM?

  by undercover in

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  i guess it's a good thing that i've been 'out' of this crazy religion so long that i'm not hip to newer buzzwords.... ...like, clam i'm guessing it's not a fun time at the beach, looking for shells or whatnot.. so, what is clam?.

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  So it's an oxymoron then?
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  How many in your generation are still JW???

  by Christian Gutierrez in

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  how many in your age group are still jehovahs witnesses?

  from where we are at, there aren't many left.

  each year it gets smaller and smaller haha .

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  Well, 'officially', or just 'faking it'? Even though I'm not associating with the people I grew up with, I do still have an idea of who's in and who's not. I'm amazed at how many of my peer group are still active. But out of that 'active' group, the vast majority are not 'reaching out'. They're just going through the motions. I sense that many of them don't really buy into it like our parents did, but just go along with it to keep the peace.

  And these are people that were always on the verge of getting in major trouble when we were kids (some did), while I, for the most part, was a pretty well behaved JW kid (oh I had my moments but compared to the rest, I was Jesus). Now, I'm the one whispered about, feared and avoided, while they've all succumbed to being zombie robot dubs.
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  What the heck is CLAM?

  by undercover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i guess it's a good thing that i've been 'out' of this crazy religion so long that i'm not hip to newer buzzwords.... ...like, clam i'm guessing it's not a fun time at the beach, looking for shells or whatnot.. so, what is clam?.

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  I guess it's a good thing that I've been 'out' of this crazy religion so long that I'm not hip to newer buzzwords...

  ...like, CLAM I'm guessing it's not a fun time at the beach, looking for shells or whatnot.

  So, what is CLAM?
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  So... what's new with our favourite cult?

  by Paralipomenon in

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  hey all, haven't been around for a couple of years.

  anything interesting i should get caught up on?.

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  Somehow it's all part of Jehovah's will.

  Yea, somehow Russia moved the goalposts with Jehovah's blessing. Governments are supposed to turn on Babylon the Great, then on JWs. I wonder what Putin has on Jehovah...
  
  
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  Bearded students on Ministry school?

  by NikL in

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  so at last nights ministry school we had 2...yes that's right two that had parts and gave them with beards.. i found it interesting.

  i thought the consensus was that you couldn't have any extra privileges if you wore one.. maybe the school is different?.

  anyway, anybody else seen this in the u.s.?.

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  I remember some brothers who were going bald just went ahead and finished it off with a razor. Guess what? Big no-no. Elders counseled them on being 'fadish'. Let that wisp of hair grow back and comb it over like a good little slave...
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  where was jehovahs hand in the matter?

  by nowwhat? in

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  so jah can build a broadcasting studio in record time, provide a cool summer so the new bibles can be printed on time without the presses overheating, but cant deliver his people in russia?!.

  if jehovah is going to allow it what good are millions of letters and prayers then?

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  Simon's post reminded me of how we were taught about when the nation of Israel fell upon hard times. The WTS always presented this way: Whenever something bad befell the Israelites, you could always trace it back to their falling short in the dedication to good ole Jah.

  You're set to fail as a JW. If you fall short in your service, you'll fall on hard times as recompense. If you give everything you have, you're still going to find yourself in a bunker hiding from SWAT teams. The world is against you. You're going to suffer. Get used to it.
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  Bearded students on Ministry school?

  by NikL in

  1. jw
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  so at last nights ministry school we had 2...yes that's right two that had parts and gave them with beards.. i found it interesting.

  i thought the consensus was that you couldn't have any extra privileges if you wore one.. maybe the school is different?.

  anyway, anybody else seen this in the u.s.?.

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  Some hairstyles for men from the 30s and 40s are now back in vogue. Getting your grandfathers haircut at an old school barber shop are the big thing now. And slathering greasy pomade to hold it all down.

  Whadyawannabet that if you came in to the hall with that now hip again look, you'd get called into the back room for a chat about proper grooming...
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  JWs in Russia. This short article from TASS is very interesting. "Everything You Need To Know About JWs"

  by NikL in

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  remember tass is traditionally pretty much a spokesman for the government.

  http://tass.com/world/939582.

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  There's enough factual information wrong about that article that any JWs reading it would immediately declare it as inspired by Satan, therefore 'fake news'.

  But some of the information is factual, and quite damning. And that's why they're now banned.

  I don't like banning any religion. It's wrong based on human rights. But one has to admit that the WTS didn't help itself with their blood doctrine, shunning, and badly handled child abuse cases.

  And I hate how it's going to give JWs in 'free' lands more persecution complexes, and scare fringe members back to the fold.
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  Serena Williams Pregnant

  by wisdomfrombelow in

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  now that she has announced that she is 20 weeks pregnant and not married, what is her status in the cult?

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  First of all, she's not a baptized JW, so there's nothing they can do to her.

  Second, she's a celebrity. There are several sets of standards when it comes to living in the JW world. Celebrity status gives you more freedom in your dress, grooming, associates, and behavior. Just ask Michael Jackson and Prince. oh wait... nevermind
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  Bearded students on Ministry school?

  by NikL in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so at last nights ministry school we had 2...yes that's right two that had parts and gave them with beards.. i found it interesting.

  i thought the consensus was that you couldn't have any extra privileges if you wore one.. maybe the school is different?.

  anyway, anybody else seen this in the u.s.?.

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  ...some other congregations were letting men with beards read the watchtower on stage. What a revolution this was! He was hopeful that it would migrate to his congregation so he could have a beard.

  
  

  You may be in a cult, if you hope you will be allowed to grow a beard one day...