Or...are you with child, posessed by demons, a member of royalty, suffering from mutiple personalities?
Or...has anyone considered the possibility that this "person" suffers from real emotional illnesses? The pattern of posting grandiose and incoherent diatribes, soon deteriorating in both thought and language, is not typical of good mental health.
Comfort, whoever you are, please talk to someone you trust soon. I'm not laughing.