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  Who would you party with?

  by WildTurkey in

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  if you could party with one famous person for one night, who would you party with?.

  i would pick bruce willis.

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  um.... YES

  Animal

  Ok, so i wont sleep with, but i will let dede sleep with if he would hang out with me for a night.
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  Who would you party with?

  by WildTurkey in

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  if you could party with one famous person for one night, who would you party with?.

  i would pick bruce willis.

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  Not have sex with!!! To party with! But if Bruce wanted to I guess it would be ok. Hey if you would have sex with just one man on the earth that dont make me gay, right?
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  Who would you party with?

  by WildTurkey in

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  if you could party with one famous person for one night, who would you party with?.

  i would pick bruce willis.

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  If you could party with one famous person for one night, who would you party with?

  I would pick Bruce Willis.
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  Perfect Couple

  by WildTurkey in

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  once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

  after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

  their life together was, of course, perfect.

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  Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

  Scroll down for the answer...

  The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

  Men keep'a scrollin'...

  So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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  Describe Yourself.

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  not everyone feels comfortable revealing details of themselves on this forum, and i've never met anyone on this discussion board (but of course i hope i will one day!

  ) and i just thought that it would be fun and interesting for all of us to post a little about ourselves!.

  i'm 40, own 3 businesses, married to a jw wife (wish i wasn't) and am addicted to a certain website..., .

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  Ok I’m 36 almost 37. People say I have a lot in common with Mel Gibson!!!!! Yeah he has two arms I have two arms, he has two legs I have two legs. I love my wife Dede; she is everything I look for in a woman (poor eyesight and low standards). She is a great gal, I love my kids, and I love sports. I love to watch all sports even golf, but I don’t think it is a real sport. I mean hell if you take the ball away its walking.

  I really like to get drunk, and sleep in the bathtub. Love the hell out of my friends, my best friend is my wife after her it’s a guy who post here under the pretender, I would give my life for that dumb s.o.b .

  I like looking at nude woman, but please don’t tell dede cause I tell her they are all ugly! And I think the world of a lot of you out there (not yardturd)
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  Kingdom Hall Bingo

  by WildTurkey in

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  Meeting Attendance	Faithful Slave	Obedience	Subjection	Turn in Time
  Return Visit	Loving Arrangement	1914	Last Days	Babylon
  Whole Souled	Value Of magazines	1919	GB	Magazine day
  Worldly	Bad Association	The Truth	Donation Arrangement	Loving Elders
  Pioneer	disfellowship	apostate	BROTERS!!!!	Aux- Pioneer

  
  3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
  
  4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
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  Ok I'm sober, Dallas thoughts

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok, im finally sober enough to post after my trip to dallas.

  i had a great time, and i met some wonderful ppl.

  i know i cant thank everyone for all their hard work, and their kind deeds, so im not going to try.

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  Thank you Joanna, you are a darlin.
  

  I would have also like to have had more time to spend with J2laws and joy
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  Ok I'm sober, Dallas thoughts

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok, im finally sober enough to post after my trip to dallas.

  i had a great time, and i met some wonderful ppl.

  i know i cant thank everyone for all their hard work, and their kind deeds, so im not going to try.

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  Ok, I’m finally sober enough to post after my trip to Dallas. I had a great time, and I met some wonderful ppl. I know I can’t thank everyone for all their hard work, and their kind deeds, so I’m not going to try. lol

  I want to thank yall for the birthday cake (it was my first) and all the ones who gave me a gift (great cigars, a really cool tape, and sex). I really feel like everyone there gave me a gift, it was awesome to meet so many great folks. My true brothers were there, animal, valis, ewhore (email), BigTex, beans, not interested, trucker, little toe, comf, bug, mega dude, so many more. I don’t have time to list all, and I’m sorry.

  Yall have a home when you come to Louisiana.

  Now to the ladies, God what can I say, God certainly blessed Texas on March 1. Just a side thought, Dede and a couple women were teasing me about going to my hotel woman and doing things I’ve only seen in movies, well I told them I don’t have to watch just let me listen at the door!!! I love you all!!! And next one we have I want to bring a great guy to the party he post here under the pretender yall will love him.
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  Herendo Revolver Reporting Live From Dallas

  by xenawarrior in

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  beans is sitting behind sloan and i -literally !!.

  there are many apostates here at the hotel enjoying spiritual food at the proper time and many laughs so far.. so far:.

  sloan.

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  I cant believe Yall started the party without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope yall have a great time.
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  Here’s to the past it can kiss my glass

  by WildTurkey in

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  a song i like inspires this post.

  i hope the org.

  is happy with all those elders that they have.

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  A song I like inspires this post. I hope the org. is happy with all those Elders that they have. All the good men are getting the hell out of there, cause they cant stand to see folks hurt. They can’t stand to see the control of every aspect of life, what you read, what you watch, who you visit, so on and so forth. So as the song says “ Here’s to the past it can kiss my glass”