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  THE GARDEN OF EDEN

  by WildTurkey in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the garden of eden .

  1. god created the world and two people named adam and eve, with whom he intended to populate the world.

  3. adam and eve were imprisoned in the devil's garden called "eden.

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  God And University

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  god and university

  why god never received tenure at any university...

  1. he had only one major publication.

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  End Of The World Party

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who would like to join me for an end of the world party next year?

  the date 06/06/06, we will call it the mark of the beast blow out.

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  "What is politics?"

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?".

  dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: i'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.

  your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.

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  Legendary Proverbs

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  legendary proverbs

  passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

  virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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  updated commandments

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it's about time someone updated those commandments, so here are some suggestions...

  thou shall not stick anything larger than thine own elbow in thine ear.

  thou shall not eat anything larger than thine own head.

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  Figure These Out!

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  see how many of these puzzles you can figure out, i will give you the first one.

  sand.

  sandbox .

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  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  things you never hear in a kingdom hall...

  hey!

  it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .

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  Women's Dictionary

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. a discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

  airhead (er*hed) n. what a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.. .

  bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. you bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner.".

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  What quality do you look for in a friend?

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  what quality do you look for in a friend?.

  to me loyalty is very important, i can?t hang around ppl i don?t trust.. what is important to you?

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