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  A pickle joke

  by WildTurkey in

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  there was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory.

  one day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

  she began to scream and yell, "you have given them twenty years of devoted service.

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  what pattern do Jws follow

  by WildTurkey in

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  jws think that they are patterned after the first century congregation and that is what the gb wants them to think.

  i gave and heard several talks on how we follow that pattern, but then i would read what is says in the elder book ( pay attention to yourself and the flock) in unit 6 a).

  jehovah has an earthly household, or organization, to.

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  JW conventions

  by WildTurkey in

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  i was wondering, how did you pass the time at the circuit assemblies and district conventions?

  i hated those things, they are to damn long.

  i would walk the hall, and look for brothers to talk to.

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  The lights on

  by WildTurkey in

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  an 80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "friend, for your age you're in the best shape i've seen.

  "you mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the lord himself turns on the light for you?

  "he said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the lord turns the light on for him.

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  A Turkey Birthday

  by WildTurkey in

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  hey folks its my birthday, so y'all have a shot of wild turkey for me today.

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  Thanks to All

  by WildTurkey in

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  i just want to say thank you, for all the folks i talk to in chat.

  it makes me feel im not alone, some of you folks are so encouraging to me that i just want you to know so i want to say thanks.

  i hope life treats you the way you deserve to be treated!

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  Ex-Elder cleans out his bookbag

  by WildTurkey in

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  hi friends.. i was just cleaning out my old book bag, and found a letter to the body of elders about beards, and a pqr form ( personal qualifications report ).

  that's the form the c.os and elders use for regular pioneers who are being recommended for substitute or regular circuit work.

  my scanners down, but i will have it back up soon.

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  5 conterproductive Pick-Up Lines

  by WildTurkey in

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  5 counterproductive pick-up lines .

  1) if you and i were squirrels, i could bust a nut in your hole.. 2) how do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?

  3) my love for you is like diarrhea; i just can't hold it in.

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  All I Want Is a Beer!

  by WildTurkey in

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  all i want is a beer!

  a man was out of town on business.

  while sitting around his hotel he became bored.

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  Drug Used to Seduce Men

  by WildTurkey in

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  drug used to seduce men .

  men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: .

  guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

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