"Well I am sure that would be great, if you didn't have your boyfriend beat you until you were unconscious and leave you in the backyard to be woken by the morning sprinklers coming on"
Why do you think this should not be part of everyday conversation? Keeping things like this hidden is bad news, talking about it freely takes power from the abuser. All I would have said is “dam right it is! everything is better when we are not being abused.”