lol well I know a little demon inside me that would get a kick out of doing it myself..lol but I also know I don't have the nerve! I would suggest sitting myself in the middle of a row in the middle of the hall..between people with babies or elderly people..making it difficult for them to reach you when they realize what you are going to do.....after all with all those potential studies there they wouldn't want to cause a ruckus..now would they?
Posts by Xena
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59I want to partake at the Memorial!
by BQE init's been a strong desire of mine for the 20 some odd years since i've beeb df'd.. what do you guys think?
should i go this year and make everyone's jaw drop??
any advice as to what i should say if i am interrogated?
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New Apostate ID Card (photos)
by Mindchild inare you are card carrying apostate?
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order your offical apostate card now and avoid the rush!
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I want one! I want one!
lol of course my status would be: Fluffer!!!
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Lisa..Lisa..Lisa..
You obviously have not done a complete study of Girl Scout Cookes...because if you had you would surely realize that...
THE THIN MINTS ARE THE ONES TO DIE FOR!!!!
And think...well I am amazed at you...I really expected better..sigh..just goes to show you don't really know someone till the cookie issues comes up...
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Put the mint ones in the freezer......oooohhhh they are to die for....
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Today is my birthday
by TR inanyone want to give me cyber hugs and kisses?.
tr.
"yk is his name, false prophecy is his game"
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HAPPY B-DAY TR!!!!!!! and {{{}}}}
so are you legal????
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SURVIVOR
by wonderwoman77 ini just wanted to see how many of you watched the survivor finale...and if so what did you think?
i am a survivor junkie and love it.
i cannot believe on survivor 4 they are giving the players no food water or fire.
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Thanks slip
Nice clover
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I'm converting.......
by Tatiana inthe emancipation of women, the achievement of full equality between the sexes is essential to human progress and the transformation of society.
inequality retards not only the advancement of women but the progress of civilization itself.
the persistent denial of equality to one-half of the worlds population is an affront to human dignity.
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Great post April...thank you!
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Your Opinions Please!!!!
by Ranchette inthe following is a post i made to prisca on another thread.
i am courious about how many agree with what i say here or am i wrong?.
re: rick and his thugs jan 20, 2002 13:15 .
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Well I certainly have learned something from this and in the future will be a LOT more careful about who I send pics and private info to!!!
Thanks for sharing your experience safe! And sorry you are Prisca were put in positions like that!
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Knight Education
by Xena inyoung king arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.
the monarch could have killed him, but was moved by arthur's youth and ideals.
so the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.
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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give
him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch--only she would know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices
she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises ... etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a
burden.
Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom.
What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very uncomfortable.
The honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had happened. The beauty
replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would
henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half of the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the night?
What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?
Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.What is the moral of this story?
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Your Opinions Please!!!!
by Ranchette inthe following is a post i made to prisca on another thread.
i am courious about how many agree with what i say here or am i wrong?.
re: rick and his thugs jan 20, 2002 13:15 .
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When you send something to a person via their private email you assume they will keep it private...unless they ask you if they can share it and you give them permission.
I would be extremely hurt and angry if someone posted a private communication I had with them in a public area, especially if they were aware of the fact that I had "issues" with my photo being displayed.