Posts by Xena

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.

QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.

QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.

QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.

QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.

QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.

QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) Me.

QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"

QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

ANSWERS

Tally up your answers, and find out which letter you answered the most.

Mostly A's, B's or C's - You unfortunately do not possess the necessary qualities to be an evil supervillain. Please continue with your studies and apply again next year. Mostly D's - Excellent.

hhhmmmmm mostly C's and D's for me...I must work harder...

Muahahahaha

Mistress Xena, Princess of Darkness

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How many Bikers we got here? (fluff)

by Geordie in

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just wondering how many of us "apostates" have gone all the way and become bikers.. i have just bought a yamaha xjr 1300cc and i also own a vw trike.. any one else out there into leathers/heavy drinking/rock music/rallys/drugs?

oh yeah and bikes?

Xena

I wanna be a biker chick..does that count???

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Alanis and why we love her...

by SYN in

alanis morisette.

i'm sure many of you have listened to her music.

she happens to be one of my favourite female recording artists, for a number of reasons.

Xena

Isn't it ironic??????

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JW.com Users-EXPOSED

by apostate man in

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i'll show ya mine if ya show me yours.. oh, stop it.

i mean pictures.

too many of us here hide behind a fake picture.

Xena

yea plm those pelvic bones can be a bitch, huh???? next time think s o f t l y...

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JW.com Users-EXPOSED

by apostate man in

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i'll show ya mine if ya show me yours.. oh, stop it.

i mean pictures.

too many of us here hide behind a fake picture.

Xena

=========>Me...

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What films and TV shows couldn't you watch?

by sleepy in

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what films and tv shows couldn't you watch when you were a witness kid?.

i remmember being banded from watching scooby doo, ghostbusters ,e.t., (some british ones)count duckula, rent a ghost, well basicly anything with ghosts in it.. my parents wouldn't watch any films with much swearing in them, especially the f-word.. which is fair enought.but i don't notice swearing so sometimes i recommend a film without realising its got lots of naughty words.. sometimes a very sensitive brother from the hall would come round to visit, and he would be visably shocked if there was any sex or swearing in a tv programme which often made it embarassing when watching tv when he was round.. once when we had some friends round and we got waynes world out on video, a couple of the brothers walked out as they thought it too worldly.

Xena

uuummm Fred from ScoobyDoo...what a hottie..

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What films and TV shows couldn't you watch?

by sleepy in

jw
friends

what films and tv shows couldn't you watch when you were a witness kid?.

i remmember being banded from watching scooby doo, ghostbusters ,e.t., (some british ones)count duckula, rent a ghost, well basicly anything with ghosts in it.. my parents wouldn't watch any films with much swearing in them, especially the f-word.. which is fair enought.but i don't notice swearing so sometimes i recommend a film without realising its got lots of naughty words.. sometimes a very sensitive brother from the hall would come round to visit, and he would be visably shocked if there was any sex or swearing in a tv programme which often made it embarassing when watching tv when he was round.. once when we had some friends round and we got waynes world out on video, a couple of the brothers walked out as they thought it too worldly.

Xena

When they said I couldn't watch "Highlander" that was the last straw!!!!!

"There can be only one..."

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Jr Ex JW's

by Xena in

my daughter is interested in posting on here, but there doesn't seem to be any other pint sized exjw's around.

anyone out there have kids that would like to post with her or possibly be pen pals?.

she is 7 years old but is at a 3rd grade reading and comprehension level so any kids up to 10 or so might like to correspond with her...... anyway just a thought...

Xena

My daughter is interested in posting on here, but there doesn't seem to be any other pint sized ExJW's around. Anyone out there have kids that would like to post with her or possibly be pen pals?

She is 7 years old but is at a 3rd grade reading and comprehension level so any kids up to 10 or so might like to correspond with her.....

Anyway just a thought...