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  New Job & New Life in Vancouver Canada!

  by ESTEE in

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  this is my little note to say i won't be on the forum very much in the next while because i am moving.

  big move .

  from saskatoon, saskatchewan to vancouver, bc .

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  ESTEE WOO ! WOO !

  Awesome news. I am envious of you.

  Couple of questions for ya. Is this a new job, or a transfer with a company you are already working with ? Is the move to be closer to family ? I know you've mentioned your daughter in a previous post..

  Nice to have the Sky Train, nice and close, because no one in their right mind, would want to make the commute into Vancouver every workday, by car. I've been out to Vancouver a number of times the past 15 years, and driving into, around, and out of Greater Van, can be very frustrating. At least Toronto area has a half decent highway sytem. ( even if you have to pay a toll to use it LOL )

  Anyways you will be closer to many in that area, who are members of this board, including my mom and dad.

  Congrats, and best wishes in your new adventure. Keep us posted.

  David
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  Little know facts about your Apostate friends..... (cut and paste)

  by ApagaLaLuz in

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  theory is you'll learn some little known facts about your friends.

  cut and past your answers.

  who has time for breakfast?

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  It would be interesting to see if any of the elders, who are making their pre-memorial calls, contact any of the people who have posted on this thread, and start asking questions like :

  I see you drive a xxxxxxxxxxxxxx...Is that your favorite car ?

  or

  I took a peek in your freezer ( elders can be very rude and brazen can't they ? ) and noticed a tub of Ben & Jerry's xxxxxxxxx. Is that your favorite ice cream ?

  We know you're lurking here you bunch of mindless twits !
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  Little know facts about your Apostate friends..... (cut and paste)

  by ApagaLaLuz in

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  theory is you'll learn some little known facts about your friends.

  cut and past your answers.

  who has time for breakfast?

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  01. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

  05:15

  02. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO
  WOULD IT BE?

  Ray Franz

  R03. GOLD OR SILVER?
  
  Gold

  04. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?

  Big Fat Greek Wedding

  05. FAVORITE TV SHOW?

  24

  06. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

  Fresh Fruit
  07. WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
  
  Farkel

  08. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?

  Does licking your eyebrows count ?

  09. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

  Beaches in Cancun
  
  10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?

  Douglas

  
  11. BEACH, CITY OR COUNTRY?
  
  Beach
  
  12. SUMMER OR WINTER?
  
  Summer, cause then's camping season
  

  13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
  
  Maple Walnut

  14. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
  
  Salted
  
  15. FAVORITE COLOR?

  purple
  
  16. FAVORITE CAR?

  Big ass raised Chevy Truck….. only in 4X4

  17. FAVORITE SANDWICH?
  
  Shrimp Salad

  18. TRUE LOVE

  See Question 13
  19. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC(S) DO YOU DESPISE?
  
  Ignorant Arrogance

  20. FAVORITE FLOWER?
  
  Roses, they remind me of a women's........say anybody see the Vagina Monologues ?
  
  21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG
  WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL YOUR FAMILY?
  
  Right after I had performed a hostile take over of the WTS

  22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK?
  
  Bottled Spring water, eau source, not that distilled shit.
  23. WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

  Seeing one of your children suffering.
  
  
  24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 8

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  25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE?
  
  Cancun or similar

  26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
  
  Only when I'm drunk, hopping on one leg, while balancing on a beam.

  27. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
  
  Saturday
  
  28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
  
  Red, and Dry...very Dry

  29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?

  Went around the world

  30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? No. There isn't any part of my body, they would want, unless they wanted to study alcohol abuse

  Thanks Chevy...that was fun. do I win a prize ?
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  The horror of blimps

  by pr_capone in

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  one of the funniest stories i have read in a long time!

  not my own but found at another forum.

  last week while travelling i stopped at a zany brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale.

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  Thanks pr. Co-workers have called the men in white to take me away.

  Makes me wonder though, what would happen if you filled an inflatable adult doll with helium ?

  Hmmmm.
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  I'm curious. Are there sites which severely criticize other religions?

  by berylblue in

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  i am asking this because i was always taught that the reason there are so many anti-wts sites is because witnesses have the true religion, and are therefore a special target of satan.

  satan already "has" the persons in all the other religions, so he doesn't need to whip them up into a frenzy over the lamentable things going on in their particular churches.

  satan does, however, use persons (ostensibly, like me) to slander the true god and his organization.

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  Are there sites which severely criticize other religions?

  Do you mean besides the Watchtower's official Web site ?
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  What Are Your Goals For The Memorial Season?

  by minimus in

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  be zealous for what is good!

  is the article of the latest km.

  there's a box in the article that has the following question---what are your goals for the memorial season?-----here are the check off points that should be answered to this question.

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  Minimus...are you going ? Need a ride? I'm buying a hawg, so I can get invited to an apostafest, and I'd be happy to swing by and pick ya up and drop ya off !

  DantheMan.... Does that make you a misanthropist ?

  LOL @ logansrun. Are you serving appetizers ? Red wine and crackers perhaps. Hey live on the edge, add a little cheese !

  My goal by that date is to be up over 1 post a day average !

  xjw_b12 of the " making up for lost time " class
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  Is everyone on this Web Board a Jehovah's Witness Basher?

  by sandy in

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  i grew up in the religion and was baptized at.............supposedly the most important day in our lives and i cannot remember how old i actually was, anyways...... i believe it was 13 or 14. i was never disfellowshipped.

  i have a "worldly" boyfriend whom i love dearly, and i no longer attend the "meetings".

  i do not disagree with the organization entirely; in fact i am not even sure if i disagree with it at all.

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  OK Everyone sing along with me. To the tune of the Wheel of Fortune song.

  " I'm a Wheel Watcher Witness Basher, I'm a Witness Basher.....come bash with me "

  Hey....they do it to us...why not !
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  Do you or others you know own a home security system? POLL

  by pr_capone in

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  i began working at adt almost 3 months ago and am curious to know how many homeowners actually have a security system.

  if you dont have one, do you want one?

  if you dont want one, how come?

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  " Good afternoon, Wichita Police Department..How may I direct your call ? "

  Yes this is xjw_b12. I would like to lodge a complaint. It seems there is a pr_capone posting on JWD, posing as an ADT employee, soliciting information as to whether other members have security systems in their houses.

  " Surely Sir, people on JWD wouldn't be foolish enough to give that information to a stranger over the internet "

  Ummmh...Well I don't know about that, have you ever visited this site ?

  " Sir what would you like us to do about it.?

  Well I'd like you to investigate him. I mean he's only been on the board since December 2002, and he is already up to almost 700 posts, and that really pissies me off !

  " I'm sorry Sir, that really dosen't concern us.... Goodbye "

  HEY ERIC !

  #1 Installed by Smith and Wesson Security Systems.

  #6 Provided by Rotweillers R Us

  Thanks for letting me have some fun
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  #2 -- It's Friggen COOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  there seems to be something wrong with my other post that is preventing the responses from being displayed... so i'm starting this one.. .

  it's still friggin coooooold!!!.

  the dallas and fort worth area is pretty much shut down.

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  xjw_b12

  On another thought.

  With all the bad weather in Dallas everybody is complaining about, you'd almost think " The gods must be angry "

  Is there anything happening in Texas this weekend that would solicit this response from the heavens ?

  b12 ducking for cover.
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  #2 -- It's Friggen COOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  there seems to be something wrong with my other post that is preventing the responses from being displayed... so i'm starting this one.. .

  it's still friggin coooooold!!!.

  the dallas and fort worth area is pretty much shut down.

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  xjw_b12

  Hey Elsewhere. Yeah I have the same problem with your first post. I can only read your 1st and then nothing until I jump to page 2.

  However if I change format from XP to basic, I can view the rest of the post on page 1. Give it a try.

  Perhaps something Simon or any of the other resident geniuses can explain