Hi Every-one, ( I`m new here ) .T he first time I was ever counseled was on my second meeting at a new Kingdom Hall, I had just moved from London to Southsea near Portsmouth...straight after the Watchtower study where I had answered-up, an elder stormed over to me and said in very loud voice ` theres no need to speak in that fake-posh BBC accent here.....BROTHER !!! ( I come from Chelsea, born a bred)
2:French kissing a pioneer sister on our first date ( she telephoned the P.O at midnight in tears ).
3:Having a small marble statue in my apartment ( Greek woman carrying a vase on her shoulder wearing a long dress with one boob hanging out and one arm missing), four elders came to counsel me about it.
5:Talking to my bible studies dueing the meeting ( I brought a family of four to the Kingdom Hall, the two teenage girls asked me to find a scripture for them, suddenly an elder is standing at the end of our row telling us not to talk as it was causeing a disturbance....( the girls whispered once to me....`wheres 1 Timothy??)
6:Having three screwdrivers in my minestry bag.
7:Having short hair cut.
8:Asking a question dueing the tuesday group study.
9:Calling Tiberius Caesar a raving puff in my answer.
10:Giving a talk 100% directed for children.( the only time the kiddies get attention is at C.Os visit).
11:Telling a householder the Awake! magazines are simular to Readers Digest.
12:Having too many bible studies (15)
13:Having a female bible study ( she was 15 years old, shy and refused to be passed on).
14:Eating Polo`s during meeting.
15:Refuseing to work with C.O ( I used to leave that for the yes-men and Brown-noses).