Hi JH ( Mr Bean !) great thread.....
Yesturday afternoon, there was a knock on my door.On opening it,I was confronted by two
witnesses I know from my old congregation, which I haven`t attended for
a few years now.One was a middle-aged old-bag who`s an Elder`s wife.She`s
short and fat, bit like a female version of Luciano Pavarotti... her butt
starts at the back of her neck...[she would make a great burglar, as her
ass would rub-out her foot-prints..!!!].She had her best sickly-sweet
Kingdom Hall smile on, which you know will dissapear instantly the
moment you turn your back.But if you quickly swing back around on her,
it flashs back at lightning-speed. Once I saw her off guard; She has
a face like a Bull dog chewing a Bumble-bee...!
Brother Brown-[Nose]standing beside her, is in his very early twenties,
he`s very tall and skinny,[ he has to run around the shower to get wet!]
It came as no suprize he was working with her; he`s obviously not changed,
Still ass-lickin` his way to the top as usal. He`s an Elder, probably out to be
the next C.O. Then up the ladder to Distric Overseer;on to the Governing
body then on to ? (God..???)
He handed me a small leaflet, inviting me to the memorial.Yeah-right...
I can just see myself returning there.Apart from any-thing else, I can
clearly remember him saying to me when I was a witness; " I can`t stand
the way these people only turn-up for the memorial,C.Os visit and wed-
dings"...he had real detestment and hatred in the voice.
I politely took the leaflet from him and said I`d like to have a chat
with him some-time.To which he quickly made arrangments to call back
later that evening.Great! I had a couple of hours the prepair how to
REALLY sock-it to them.... So I quickly started a thread here asking
others here if they would like me to ask them a question.
Because of the time zone, I only got three posts before the JWs
returned.A brilliant post about 607BCE and a download thread with
plenty to use as ammo.
I opened by saying;- My witness perants from the late 50`s would
always tell me how they looked forward to the assemblies when " New
Truth`s" would come out in the main public talks on Sunday afternoon,
or in a new book release.Or getting all excited about a " New under-
standing"..." New Light". Once they studied the new Watchtower on the
new understanding, the old DOCTRINE would become " old light".
I was taught that Jehovah God is perfect.So obviously His Holy Spirit
must also be perfect as it`s part of Him and from Him.And God can not
lie.Also I was taught that ALL Watchtower publictions are writen by
the Faithful Discreet Slave class ( food at the proper time) who are
guided by Jehovah God, by His Holy Spirit.....
So how can God`s Holy Spirt keep stateing some-thing, then a few years
later, change or reverse it? that`s lying... (Generation/organ trans-
plants and hundreds of others.WHOLE books are now "old light").MANY
people have died following old doctrines....old light.
I then used the questions posted on my thread about Judge Ruderfords
books etc..Then about the 607BCE cock-up and about how I wouldn`t
feel safe knowing theres thousands of paedo`s in the JW ranks etc..
Any-way, they left quickly because one of their wife`s isn`t well.
I managed to place some witnessing material with them before they
left, a CD-ROM of Compton Encyclopaedia so they could check-up
on the 607BCE question.But no-doubt it was binned as Apostate
material. I though, kept my promise the read the magazines they
left me yesturday evening.
I was up all nite with a REALLY BAD dose of the quirts...[after
looking at the articals in the Awake! magazine..] By morning,
my ass looked like that map on the beginning of Bananza......
Sparks
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Will someone invite you to the memorial?
by JH in.
most of us didn't go to the memorial since years.
do the elders come over once a year to invite you to go, or maybe a friend?.....or do they just ignore you?
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Will someone invite you to the memorial?
by JH in.
most of us didn't go to the memorial since years.
do the elders come over once a year to invite you to go, or maybe a friend?.....or do they just ignore you?
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Golden Girl;
Well it definately comes as no suprize that the Elder`s
or any-one else has not come to visit you or invite you to Jesus Christ`s
Memorial.Having the name Golden Girl obviously has nothing to do with
applying the "Golden Rule"..ie..TREAT OTHER`S HOW YOU WISH TO BE TREATED.
[judging from your other posts].
I doubt if theres a single person in this forum that doen`t know about
your "hubby"( you`ve been banging-on about it since you got here!)And
I`m positive we all have sympathy for HIM.Even to a complete moron,
it`s obvious that by you keep mentioning it, that your just digging
for sympathy; for your- self. But how on Earth can you exspect any, if
you treat other`s so offensively? No, they are not frightend of you as
you obviously desire. It`s just that you come-across as being a very
nasty, embittered (old) woman.Which may or may-not be the case.
I suggest you start reading about Jesus Christ`s teachings,especially
on how to treat others.And once you start applying His teaching`s in
your daily life, you will not only feel better in your-self, but will
find other`s showing you love in return.You will be happy and other`s
will be happy to know you. There`s` an old saying-" birds of a feather
flock together", This is not a bleeding hearts forum, or a forum for
bitter/twisted male-hating women or people with a huge chip on their
shoulder, although there may be the odd ones ofcourse. But a dissusion
forum for Jehovah`s witnesses (ex- mainly).
99% of witnesses are rally nice people, either ex-witnesses or practicing.
These are people drawn
by their love of God, His son or their fellow man.These people are the
salt of the Earth, caring,kind,sinere,honest,loving and affectionate.
That`s what makes this dissusion forum so wonderful.It`s a haven,a place
to come together without race,nationality or social-class( rich/poor or
educated/un-educated) etc.. getting in the way.
To share their sufferings,loss,knowlage,wit,
experiances and make good friends all over the planet.
It`s very easy to hate or be nasty, but takes a tiny bit of effot to be
nice,kind and loving. Obviously if a person wollows in self-pity or
bitterness they will only come up covered in muck....dive into humour,
and you will come out laughing. There`s plenty of humour here, try it
and you will be able to face your nightmare a lot easier and things
won`t seem so dark,desperate,lonely or depressing.And again, people
will warm to you,help you through the nightmare your going through,
but you must stop rubbing peoples faces in your problems first.If you
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Good-day seeitallclearlynow ( Blimmey Mate, that`s abit of a mouthful- said the nun to the Bishop!). Points taken, I guess I was in too much of a rush to prepair to sock-it to them two.I`m living out in the country-side where theres no other ex-witnesses to speek to. I wasn`t asking for any help, I just thought some here would like to " join" me socking-it to them.It would have made those two witnesses really freak-out to be bombarded by really good " truth`s" from us lot....Also in my rush I was really thinking of people here in England, forgetting about this forum being people thousands of miles away.I guess I`ve spent too much time on other forums for people just in the UK. ( Not ex-JWs, just people into Bush-craft,engineering model pulse-jets/terbo`s and TV repair ,horseriding,bondage,whipping,sheep dipping etc..). I caugh a PC killer virus six months ago, which pissed me off so much, I desided to just use other people`s PC`s.And a romance to keep me occupied.So haven`t been on this forum.... you know what I mean Mate, A LIFE! ( the name minimus never entered me head!!! just kiddin` ). Actually seeitallclearlynow , I`m very flattered getting a post from you, I heard your quiet BIG down-under........ Know any-thing about Bush-craft Mate?
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
Thanx Mulan, message recieved and understood. If only I would have asked them to come back tomorrow....... And I can`t even say " next time"....I can`t see them ever calling again!!!!!
Thanx again for the post earlier, I wish I had a dog like Chis and Nina`s, still I made them VERY uncomfortable in another way.....!!!!
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
CZAR ,....that`s a bloody briliant idea !!!!, only one problem though.They would know I`m lying to them...I`ll explain.:- Six months ago my computer died of a killer virus in the BIOS (mother bourd) so I went to a computer car boot sale.Where I spotted a HUGE lap-top.It was painted in Army camaflage green and brown with CCCP and a picture of a crossed hammer and sickle on the side .It took three of us to carry it, as it`s made of 1"solid bullet-proof steel.It runs on two car batteries (24v) or petrol.Not a bad buy for $60 (£30)..!
A week later after coming out of the shower, still naked and dripping wet, I got an e-mail from a mate.It was sent with an attachment ; A photo of a VERY rude lady doing some-thing with a oxygen bottle used in welding. When suddenly my girl friend came-up behind me, I SLAMMED down the lid/screen quickly........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccc The next day when I came- around in hospial and took a look at my Pecker......... well let`s just say it wasn`t a pretty sight. Infact it`s put me off Kipper`s and Plaice for life. Thiing`s like that get around....Even some of the witnesses came to see me in hosptial ( Wards 3 and 4 ). Still things could be worse. I always remember what my Grandad would say " It`s better to be hard-up than down and out !".
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
Ha Quotes, since sending my last post to you and Maverick, I suddenly remembed some-thing you will really enjoy, not because it has any-thing to do with me. A year ago I started a thread called " Some butt clenching JW Quotes " the posts that came in were either brillent or histerical. If your not too bussy,please go to my profile box and find it.... no problem for an old lag like you at this forum lark ...
BTW it`s a great idea to tape record the witnesses, but I still hang on to the golden-rule.Please keep in touch. ....
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Hi Quotes.!!! God it`s GREAT to hear from you man ! I`ve really missed you and Beans.Your my Hero .. !!! .I`ll never forget that great thread you started a year ago " e-mail from a Wannbe JW" that was so shit hot.When ever I get a bit fed-up, or need some great reading, a laugh etc...I get out my floppy-disc and read your posts. I`m also sorry you didn`t get here earlier, I would have REALLY loved a post from you...! Hows Beans?????
Maverick ; LOVE IT...LOVE IT...LOVE IT !!!!!! What`s the best fish to use? Kippers?
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
Hi Mary,
Apart from you and just three other posters, it really wasn`t
worth the time and effot posting a thread here..
Where the hell is every-one? It`s like a bloody morgue here! I`ve been
looking around, and it seems to me that people are more intrested in
starting their own thread than chatting and sharing their thoughts,
feelings and opinions. How differant it is to when you and I came on
here a year ago! ( your 6 months my senior).
Any-way Mary, Brown-Nose came back at 8 o`clock with another Elder.
It was electric!!!!!!!!!!. Yes, I did tell them about what you said,
and even gave them a CD Rom of Compton`s Encyclopaedia to keep, so they
could look up 607BCE as well.( From their face`s/ body lanugage, I bet
they threw it in the nearest litter bin...Apostate meterial!! I really
must stop giving things away.).I could sit here all night taking about
it all, But I`m not sure you will even read this quick note.So I`ll
just say " nite-nite" and piss-off ! Thanxxx again Mary. Love Sparks
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
Thanx Guy`s. I`ve just read cruzanheart`s thread, I`ll definately mention about not feeling my daughter`s safe at the KH. The main reason I left was coz of that BBC Panarama program.
Hi Mary, yes I like that about 607BCE also. It was one of the first things I looked into.Nice to hear from you again, it`s been a while. I hope your keeping well.
tony T; Oh another nut-case a !! glad your in the club.Youv`e gota great sence of humour...(..by the way, I was being serious!!)
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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Sparks
Hi Gang,
Over here in England it`s mid-Sunday afternoon.Following the meeting,
every Sunday, several witnesses go out Bible bashin`;Just a few minutes
ago there was a knock on my door.On opening it,I was confronted by two
witnesses I know from my old congregation, which I haven`t attended for
a kew years now.One was a middle-aged old-bag who`s an Elder`s wife.She`s
short and fat, bit like a female version of Luciano Pavarotti... her butt
starts at the back of her neck...[she would make a great burglar, as her
arse would rub-out her foot-prints..!!!].She had her best sickly-sweet
Kingdom Hall smile on, which you know will dissapear instantly the
moment you turn your back.But if you quickly swing back around on her,
it flashs back at lightning-speed. Once I saw her off guard; She has
a face like a Bull dog lickin` piss off a stinging-nettle..!
Brother Brown-Nose standing beside her, is in his very early twenties,
he`s very tall and skinny,[ he has to run around the shower to get wet!]
It came as no suprize he was working with her; he`s obviously not changed,
Still arse-lickin` his way to the top as usal. He`s probably out to be
the next C.O. Then up the ladder to Distric Overseer;on to the Governing
body then on to ? (God..???)
He handed me a small leaflet, inviting me to the memorial.Yeah-right...
I can just see myself returning there.Apart from any-thing else, I can
clearly remember him saying to me when I was a witness; " I can`t stand
the way these people only turn-up for the memorial,C.Os visit and wed-
dings"...he had real detestment and hatred in the voise.
I politely took the leaflet from him and said I`d like to have a chat
with him some-time.To which he quickly made arrangments to call back
later this evening.Great! I`ve a couple of hours the prepair how to
REALLY sock-it to them....
I may open by saying;- My witness perants from the late 50`s would
always tell me how they looked forward to the assemblies when " New
Truth`s" would come out in the main public talks on Sunday afternoon,
or in a new book release.Or getting all excited about a " New under-
standing"..." New Light". Once they studied the new Watchtower on the
new understanding, the old DOCTRINE would become " old light".
I was taught that Jehovah God is perfect.So obviously His Holy Spirit
must also be perfect as it`s part of Him and from Him.And God can not
lie.Also I was taught that ALL Watchtower publictions are writen by
the Faithful Discreet Slave class ( food at the proper time) who are
guided by Jehovah God, by His Holy Spirit.....
So how can God`s Holy Spirt keep stateing some-thing, then a few years
later, change or reverse it? that`s lying... (Generation/organ trans-
plants and hundreds of others.WHOLE books are now "old light").MANY
people have died following old doctrines....old light.
Well that`s just my idea.What would YOU say? I will ask them for you
and return with their answer a little later. Any idea`s ????
Love to all here. Sparks