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  WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED!

  by You Know in

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  for some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.

  so i just started a new post.

  as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.

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  Yadirf

  Dear Abomie Mommie:

  I really could care less for the "wet-willie".

  Your every post is a testimony to my JW relations

  I know that they're not related to you in the faith ... but have they gotten to where they can tolerate your language?

  who have recently been receiving all You Know posts via email from a concerned citizen. They expect me to be cranky and mean, but it sure has set them on their ears to see how their allegedly Christian brothers conduct themselves in public discussion forums!

  Are you being fair by sending them all YOUR posts as well? I bet they'll get all excited over one I especially have in mind.

  it might have taken me years to get through their smug cultic armor, but you have eroded a lot of their confidence wih your antics in a very short time. It's getting harder and harder for them to continue to align themselves with the likes of you!

  ME??? Perhaps you would consider sharing their email address with me. I'll bet I could get them to disclaim any relationship with you at all. Want to test it out, Abomie Mommie?

  Keep up the good work.

  Odie dokie, AM.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

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  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  My Dearest Venice,

  HAHAHAHAHA ok now that's comedy!!!

  Was that in response to yours truly, or your reaction to one of my best photos. Please tell me that if I promise to lose weight that you will not abandon me. PLEEEESE! I believe that once we get to know one another a little better that I can take that LESBIAN tendency out of you, simply by my kindness towards you. I must tell you, however, before you make any serious commitment ... I AM IMPOTENT ... the only thing that I really feel any longer from my waste down is my feet.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  Hey K-Man,

  The most identifying factor about me these days is my feet ... at least they wake me up every morning. Would you mind showing the full photo, so I can see if that's my feet?

  Much obliged for all your care and generosity.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  To: VeniceIT

  hmmm you too!!!

  I am not only extremely surprised but I'm totally devastated that you are not "straight", Ven ... although you deliberately misunderstood what I said. Why am I so disappointedly devastated? Because up until you came out of the closet just now I had wanted to marry you (remember the chat room conversation we had a while back?). Please tell me that you were only kidding about yourself being a ... uh, I can't bring myself to say the word ... oh well, LESBIAN. Oh, that hurt.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  To: Fat Gut Alan Eglon

  Hey Englishman! That's a misleading photo of Yadirf. He can't stand up.

  That's a lie, I have to stand up to urinate ... I keep a picture of you, Alan, close by for when I get the urge(I saved it out of the biographies on H20). Needless to say, I'm gonna have to run off more copies.

  Ehud
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  To: Englishbum

  That's not me ... wrong company. I was into delivering junk mail, not UPS parcels.

  Could you come up with just as beautiful photo of a bastard mailman? Thanks in advance.

  Yadirf

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  To: Alan Eglon

  I love it!

  telling me a flat-out lie

  Yeah, I know, Ehud really lied to Fat Gut Eglon ... he really did. NOT!

  Ehud
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  When JWs come here

  by larc in

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  some thoughts about jws who come here:.

  i have been here for six months now.

  in that time, i have noticed a certain pattern to the conduct of jws who come here and are true believers.

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  Yadirf

  To: Crag

  Did I say that again? I meant "Chag". Anyway, you seem to forget that the expression "Jehovah's Witnesses" is a name that the WTS adopted for identification purposes. Before that I know of no one that was calling themselves JWs. So, today, either a person is one of Jehovah's Witnesses (as in association with the WTS) or is an ex-JW ... one or the other.

  To: Tiny Tina

  Listen honey, every time you open your mouth ... you seem to put your foot in it. Isn't that size 15 getting to be a little uncomfortable.

  My exact words were: "No you're not a JW. Once you decided that you never wanted anything to do with the WTS,you quit being a JW." But Friday hasn't made that decision, Tiny. You REALLY don't want to know why I call you "Tiny" ... although it's not hard for anybody to figure out.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  Just pour yerself anudder drunk, Englishbum ... sit back ... and enjoy the fun.

  Yadruff
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  WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED!

  by You Know in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.

  so i just started a new post.

  as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.

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  Yadirf

  Ahh, I see that Abominable Mommie Dark senses that Larkie Boy needs some assistance.

  Hey Abomie Mommie, would you mind spitting out a few of your choice expletives ... you really disappoint me when you're not your real self.

  Yadirf
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  Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

  by AlanF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking to buy or trade to get a 1998 watchtower bound volume for my collection.

  if anyone has one to trade or sell, please email me at [email protected] .. thanks,.

  alanf

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  Yadirf

  Alan,

  I have one, but I wouldn't take anything less than a goat for it. Of course that's something that you're in short supply of ... isn't it Alan?

  Ehud

  PS> You remember who Ehud was, don't you Alan. He's the one who said to Fat Gut Eglon: "A word of God I have for you." But he really didn't ... did he Goatless Alan?--Genesis 3:20.