These two TWITS are so busy giving each other high-fives that neither one of them realizes that they have their pants down in full view of the public:
"Well said Poop!" "Nice comment Fartful."
By way of review:
Fartful says: "Well said Poop!"
Poop replies: "Weeeell thaannnnk yoooou Fartful, nice of you to say so ... I need all the praise I can get ... and now you can stoop down and kiss my lazy a$$, but of course only after you have kissed my hand first. I'm about to go to lunch is the reason, and I don't want my hand made unclean by my own a$$."
Fartful answers: "But I have already kissed your lazy a$$ ... er, while your weren't looking."
Poop says, angerily: "How many times must you be told to keep your head out of my a$$ without first having my permission."
Fartful then says: "Perhaps it would please the Poop if he were to set up a schedule for me to kiss his majesty's lazy a$$?"
Poop replies: "That's what I like about you, Fartful, you help me with real difficult decisions such as this."
Fartful: "To make you happy is my reason for living, Poop."
Poop: "May you be granted eternal life, Fartful. Now, get your head back up my a$$ ... and do it IMMEDIATELY!"
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Edited by - Yadirf on 23 December 2002 21:29:25