Posts by zerubberballz

It'd be great fun if/when you and your mom get together in cyberspace .. you two might get some healing done yet .. to you and young girlygoogs >>> ((((((hug))))))

warm regards, unc.

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Your favorite and least liked society publication?

by Celtic in

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did you have a favourite publication?

what was your least liked publication?

creation book for the shady wt take on science.. unseen spirits, do they help us or do they harm us?

zerubberballz

My favorite was the dark red one about drunken harlots riding on big multiheaded beasts.

My least favorite is that little blue book that spoke about paradise where all the zoos would be opened and the lions will eat lamb grass. (least favorite because i helped propel it to the best seller list .. Mao's little red book gave us a run for our money at one stage)

colorblind unclebruce

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We speak much of Healing, what is Healing?

by Celtic in

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we all hear it, healing non stop, what is healing by your definition and/or action?

do you practice healing, if so by which methods do you employ?

anyone here into reiki, tai chi, crystals, gestalt?

zerubberballz

G'day Celtic,

Healing is when we fix each other up.. you know after a fight .. like when I go to punch Kent in the guts but Farkel gets in the way so i kick him in thead and accidently elbow wasasister in the ribs spilling her dackari on Tina who flies off the handle at dannybear and belts him below the post etc..

healing: see: post traumatic stress syndrome.

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Revelations & Favorite Books of the Bible ...

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one of my favourite books is still revelation, so much dramatic scenery and awesome events, cascading symbols of events.. what was your favourite book of the bible and why?.

peace.

celtic

zerubberballz

Lamentationz!!!

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letter from jo'anne

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warning: no diving at this end of the gene pool!

.. boring personal family stuff ahead!

i have a mother, five sisters and a brother.

zerubberballz

Look what the cougar dragged in!

g'day bearfurry, (or is it bearfury today? ;)

Good to hear from you old fella. As it is, I'm headed back bush on Sunday with the new toys. I'll be into snail mail once i get back and will keep you up to date as she rises.

cheers, galahman.

PS: Careful with that effusive praise, flattery will get you everywhhere .. i really didn't mean to sound self congratualatory. as you know - self praise is no recomendation at all!

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Invisible Matter, Can you See, Hear through it?

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invisible childhood friends, remember them, your guardian angel?

can you remember seeing that which today you possibly have lost the perception of?

with your senses, what do you today sense around you?

zerubberballz

Geez, if i thought for one moment you blokes were tak'n the piss outta Celtics fairy post I'd .. i'd punch ya in the gromets and bugger ya in the kneecaps!

shame cygnuts shame! Be serious you blokes!

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Dear brother Celtic,

you asked:

Invisible childhood friends, remember them, your guardian angel

nope.

Can you remember seeing that which today you possibly have lost the perception of?

..um ... nope.

With your senses, what do you today sense around you?

just about everyfink.

Do you use your sight in different ways, to reach new awareness levels?

yes. (i've got jewelers eyepieces, magnifying glasses, binoculars, night goggles and told Santa i want a telescope for xmas.

Do you use intuitively your sense of hearing?

Yes, my ears are little but don't miss much, from a bug walking past to a jet way overhead (comes from too much time in the desert i guess)

What about your sense of smell, what does it teach you about your environment, your surroundings?

My nose is my best feature. It's big, it's clean and with it i can tell if i'm within 10 miles of the ocean or Cygnus sister in law.

Any experiences to share?

Well, apart from repeating my ghost stories .. nup.

Laxative new age unc.

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OK funs over ..

Celtic, please don't go away hurt by reaction to your posts. many here are materialist in outlook and think a higher plane is something made by NASA. Others may not answer you in the spirit of your intent for fear of ridicule and self doubt. In my experience real men are rare in this mad world of ours. Most men only think they're men and even if they feel a 'spiritual tug', let their shallow egos hold court in what excuses as a life. Posting what one truely feels and believes isn't for the faint hearted.

warm regards, unclebruce

Lao Tzu

The Master leads
by emptying people's minds
and filling their cores,
by weakening their ambition
and toughening their resolve.
He helps people lose everything
they know, everything they desire,
and creates confusion
in those who think that they know.

Practice not-doing,
and everything will fall into place

Tao Te Ching

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letter from jo'anne

by zerubberballz in

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warning: no diving at this end of the gene pool!

.. boring personal family stuff ahead!

i have a mother, five sisters and a brother.

zerubberballz

Warning: No diving at this end of the gene pool! .. boring personal family stuff ahead!

g'day,

I have a mother, five sisters and a brother. My mother and three of my sisters are still active Jehovah's Witnesses as are various cousins and once or twice removed relatives ;) When I made it clear I no longer believed the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society to be supreme font of all wisdom they were shattered. All thier cult induced mind control screamed at them to shut off all association with me but each of them for seperate and deep psychological reasons still clings to my love like the neglected children i've sometimes had grab my leg for security and comfort.*

Anyway, my eldest daughter Amy (the blonde witch of gothic lane) writes to all the relatives and yesterday recieved one from my younger sister Jo'anne. In it was a side note addressed to me which said she was 'stronger than ever in the truth' and enjoying witnessing with Susan Bird, the wife of an old friend of mine. She then yabbered on a bit about material things (jws are so materialistic it's not funny! lol) and closed by saying her only begotton son Nicky Wicky (on whose birth i sent gold frankinsence and myrr .. fair dinkum .. she reconded he was gods gift to the world .. mm she stopped sending me photos of him after that .. i have more photos of Jo'annes pregnant stomach than i have of my own kids! .. Jo'anne is obsessive compulsive or whatever.) .. spends most of his time in his bedroom playing on his new computer. (you thinking what i'm thinking?)

Me thinks young Nephew Nicky Wicky's gonna need some help escaping Watchtower World one day and Jo'anne has just given him the tool to do it. He's only a 12 year old and knowing my slack family he probably hasn't been dunked yet, but I can't see his computer staying offline for long. I've kept my distance so far but this gives me new hope that this unc might just have some input over the family yet .. mm wonder if any of my jw relies do email?

Hang on Nieces and Nephews, unc is on the way! Ten years ago, with the help of Steve Hassans excellent book "Combatting Cult Mind Control" i helped clear several of my sisters heads of watchtowerisms. I think it's seed speading time again and I want to thank everyone who reads this for the wonderful help you've been in typing to Simons board and elswhere on the net.

You people are No1. DeCreme dele Crem (DaCream Deli Cream?)

cheers, unclebruce.

*a little kid did that the other day and although i laughed at the time it bought back sad memories of working with orphans a few years back. I was in a shop and my attention was trapped by a little black boy standing there staring up at me. There he was giving my bearded face a good going over with a very serious look ... I averted my gaze and wished real hard "please for gods sake don't cry!" then he thudded into me and clung to my leg with all his 4 year old might. LOL It actually felt awkward .. now my babies are turning into women i'm getting out of touch with how to handle little people.

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Do you ever get tired of fighting?

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with no encouragement from others?

what cognitive tools do you use to keep yourselves from going under?

what strategy implementation do you employ to stay as positive as possible?

zerubberballz

I've only had one fight on the internet and that was with some pastie eating pirate of penzance right here on simons board. I had the good sence to apologise and he had the wisdom to accept ;)

I don't believe in real fighting unless backed into a corner by some blood lusting maniac or in going to the aid of someone in distress.

Play fighting is an entirely different matter and i have used it as a way of getting a point across, defending less articulate posters being mauled by agressive typists and a door to some great friendships.

Fighting is a young mans game. Personally, I see no winners or losers here, just people exchanging thoughts.

uncletaoist

PS: "WHACK" in fun = good, "WHACK" in anger = very bad.

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THE BEST JW SITE EVER!!!

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pardon the big letters, but ive just found a great site.. its called disfellowshipped.com.. you can get the link over in kents site, (which is allso very good).

i thought that a judicial commitee would give me closure, but now ive read the transcripts of one on that site.

ive changed my mind.. please give it a look see.. regards.

zerubberballz

LOL@ISP .. spooky aint it!

****edit: hey you edited that just to make me look stoopid ya rotten sod! lol