TD - You're my hero. Yes, it was only humor, I realize that this is not even a remote possibility. Thank you for explaining it in the correct way. That was awesome.
SCIENCE!
P.S. This has been a subject of some debate in my house lately, namely the suddenly vegan diet of carnivorous paradise animals. You seem to have an excellent grasp on the problems inherent in this conversion. Do you happen to know of other similar roadblocks (I know there are plenty but just a few examples would be very helpful for my JW family should the subject arise again) in other species that make this scenario impossible given their current needs? Any suggestions are appreciated.