Posts by czarofmischief

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A question for Pagans--what's happening at my hous

by Kingpawn in

by now many of you know i'm studying wicca, am in contact with a high priestess of a coven who's graciously answering many questions i have, and i'm also studying tarot cards online.. this past weekend the exercise with lesson three on the tarot was to do some sample readings.

some odd things have happened since then.

i bolded them for easier finding.. since then, my youngest daughter and i have heard a scratching sound that i took to be birds on the spouting, though we couldn't see it.

czarofmischief

You've been foolish enough to allow demonic influences into your life, and now you must suffer these three things:

The Satanic squirrels in your walls. A little known denizen of a well-hidden branch of Freemasonry, these small and furry woodland creatures worship only the Light-bringer in the form of Cernunnos, sacrificing acorns in choregraphed nail sharpening rituals, preferably at the hours of human rest.

The Demonic Electrician in your circuit Box. An Unholy Union being, he only disrupts electronic flow during crucial moments, so that his demonic Management, with whom he is often in conflict, can revel in your frustration.

And the Poltergeist Remote Control for your TV. Universally Incompatible with all lifestyles. Particularly effective during football games.

What can you do? Preach to them. As Jehovah's Witnesses have found out, talking watchtower gobbledygook can drive away even the most determined and malevolent demons.

CZAR of the not-afraid-of-Jehovah-so-I'm-sure-as-hell-not-afraid-of-THEM class

ps. Refiner's why do you make such a blanket statement?

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Why do Some Ex-JWs go Wacko?

by rebel in

i don't intend to offend anybody with this post, so please excuse me if i do.

i have often wondered why some people that leave the wt organisation go really weird.

there is a couple near me who left a couple of years ago.

czarofmischief

I like to rub it in their faces. If they sneer at me for being a spiritual shipwreck, then I'll be the damn Titanic. With a theme song by Napalm Death and Snoop Dogg. And fireworks. And orgies. And a bagpiper.

CZAR of the unholier-than-thou class

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1 for all, and all for 1

by JH in

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just for fun, imagine if all of us here on this forum were in the same congregation.

i could just imagine the poor overseer's face.. "brother farkel, would you say the opening prayer"?

edited by - jh on 12 december 2002 20:26:33.

czarofmischief

I'd wear my clive Barker's Hellraiser t-shirt while giving public talks.

CZAR

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Believers and their "Free Will" Dogma

by JT in

one of the most interesting dogmas found among believers is the concept called free will- on the surface it starts out sounding reasonable, until you start the ask questions and listen to the explanations that are given , after awhile you realize it has no legs to stand on.

we are told by believers that god allows each person to make thier own choice and we are not robots and therefore we are able to exercise free will, the only problem is when you ask the question, what about when someone exercises thier free will and it harms someone else, why would a loving god allow someone the free will to hurt someone innocent, at that point free will sounds more like an excuse to give god a bye in terms of having to do anything- i read this posters comment and i couldn't for the life of me see any logic or reasonablness behind the concept of free will when folks get hurt like this person has-.

one of my earliest memories is of my grandfather raping me.

czarofmischief

Our free will is, of course, relative to things like biochemistry, genetics, acts of beings more powerful than us like God, Farkel. But I have the choice to kill you or not, depending on my mood. And I could be saved one day and not the next, depending on my headaches and whether I want Jesus TOUCHING me.

My own mental states are so varying that even doctors can figure them all out, so many things are often out of the bounds of rational choice for me. But it does exist. IT must, otherwise, God is merciless and meaningless.

CZAR of the "what the hell am I feeling NOW" class

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people df'd for having sex

by placebo_apothecary in

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was it worth it?.

czarofmischief

Two girls, at the same time. Can't say I do things halfway, eh? heh heh heh...

BTW, if any two new-age hippie style free love chicks want to hookup for the magic beanbag bounce, give Czar a head... sup....

Hee hee hee...

Czar of the menage-a-trois class [a little known subset of the modern day antitypical Jacob class]

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The Judgment Day

by Calvinist02 in

what are you going to do when you get judged before the lord.... romans 2:12 .

"for all who have sinned without the law will also perish without the law, and all who have sinned under the law will be judged by the law.".

revelation 20:13.

czarofmischief

The ransom is applicable to anyone.

What about the thief that hung next to Christ? He was not judged according to his deeds, but his faith. He spoke up for Christ when Christ hadn't a friend in the world, and Jesus rewarded him for that with the promise of paradise.

When we speak up, and testify to God's love and mercy, then we are doing Christ a favor, and he will reward us accrodingly. NOt to our deeds, but as to whether our deeds reflect faith.

I think Calvinists secretly WANT to go to hell. They sure talk about it a lot, and have invented elaborate fantasies about it.

CZAR

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Jesus Sacrifice - How Stupid and Illogical

by MrMoe in

jesus dying for our sins... um, why.. because adam made a mistake?

based upon what?

jehovah's rules?

czarofmischief

calvin,

You're bugging the heck out of me. Anyone who actually believes and is trying to share their faith in a rational manner is squirming when they read your ridiculous Bible-thumping posts.

You need to take a class on logic and debating. Your current logic goes like this, "What I say is true is reliable because I say it is. And if you don't believe me, listen when I say it's true. And then I SAY IT LOUDER and call you NAMES! I evade your arguments by calling you a blinded sinner that God has pre-selected to damnation, which you deserve even though you had no choice in the matter."

There is no message of hope, only twisted logic and troll-baiting.

From someone who finds inspiration in the way God has dealt kindly and mercifully with mankind and seeks to further his interests, "Quit quoting scriptures you don't understand, and learn what this means, God wants mercy and not sacrifices."

Czar 1:1.

Not divinely inspired by anyone but Czar, and you can believe that.

CZAR

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What did you do with your clothes?

by JH in

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what did you do with all your suits and clothes you had when you were a j.w?

do you still wear them?

edited by - jh on 12 december 2002 16:22:39.

czarofmischief

Thanks to the beer, I outgrew both my religion and my clothes.

CZAR

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Prophetic Poverty and Delicious Torture!

by LDH in

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friends

well, kids, it's that time of year again!!!

the time of the year when the rest of the western world slows down just a little, gives thanks for what they have and stops bitching about what they don't have, and thinks of lending a helping hand to their neighbors a little bit more....you get the idea!

i wonder what those knuckleheads the jws will be doing?

czarofmischief

Love is the oil which greases all the world's machinery.

One of my favorite scriptures, "He who is kind to the poor one is lending to Jehovah, and he will repay."

CZAR

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Who Are The Smartest Posters Here?

by minimus in

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friends

besides minimus?????

?edited by - minimus on 12 december 2002 9:45:44.

czarofmischief

I'm fairly intelligent, but the debate forum here has sharpened my wits.

Farkel caught me up short early on in the game, and since then, I've learned to be very careful about backing up what I say.

So, I'm a quick learner.

Finally, I also won an award for being the dumbest person on this board, thanks to the left-wing wimpy Iraq kissing contingent, always one of my strongest blocs in this kind of contest.

So in the end, I'm just a lunatic fringe!

CZAR