CZAR's top five spiritual sayings,
1. "You don't want to die a virgin."
2. "They're Irish, they can't help being sinister."
3. "A boarded up Long John Silver's is such a sad thing to see. It's like a little piece of dead Nantucket."
4. "High fructose corn syrup is people!"
5. "Do not jump around like a Jello Jesus."
CZAR