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AndDontCallMeShirley
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Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?
by raymond frantz inthe watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.
how old was abel when he died ?.
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Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?
by raymond frantz inthe watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.
how old was abel when he died ?.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
they've clearly got one hell of a sharp razor to be that clean shaven.
....and a great barber. "Evidently" Eve was a hair stylist.
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Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?
by raymond frantz inthe watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.
how old was abel when he died ?.
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Questions From Readers Minutiae From The Writing Dept. about crap that just doesn't matter (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?
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Terminology indicating "we're going to pull some answers out of our ass":
"Since the Bible records nothing in the way of history [we'll speculate and make s**t up]"
"it is reasonable to conclude"
"It is not at all likely"
"evidently"
"must have"
"It is possible"
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Can anyone give me any advice on how to get rid of cockroaches?
by Jeannette ini have sprayed, i have bug bombed, i have sprayed some more.
i threw things out i thought that they might have a nest in.
i soaked some things in hot water all day.
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Can anyone give me any advice on how to get rid of cockroaches?
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Tell them:
1. "I have my own religion"
2. "I am not interested"
3. "I am an apostate"
4. Post a sign that says, "No Jehovah's Witnesses".
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Oh, you meant the insects....never mind.
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INSTAGRAM "greatest month of witnessing" etc...
by stuckinarut2 inoh wow!....
i have seen some really pathetic instagram posts today..... so many have posted pictures of "all of us out in service in the greatest month of witnessing ever camapign"..... there are slide shows, with snapshots of old and very young in service handing out leaflets etc... it is really quite sad to see the hype building up!.
anyone else seen such things?.
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Magnum: I swear there are publishers in my local congregation who can't put the following Bible characters in chronological order: Daniel, Abraham, Paul, Noah
Obviously Abraham comes first. It starts with an "A".
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INSTAGRAM "greatest month of witnessing" etc...
by stuckinarut2 inoh wow!....
i have seen some really pathetic instagram posts today..... so many have posted pictures of "all of us out in service in the greatest month of witnessing ever camapign"..... there are slide shows, with snapshots of old and very young in service handing out leaflets etc... it is really quite sad to see the hype building up!.
anyone else seen such things?.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
GREATEST MONTH OF WITNESSING EVER
= more unproductive hours spent preaching than last year...and fewer baptisms than last year.
In WT Land, circling the drain is considered a triumph.
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Evolution is just a theory
by venting inthis ticks me off!
last sundays watchtower talked about how organised the heavens are.
how it works so acuratley.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Creation is a theory hypothesis based on ____________ .
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Poignant Statistics Summary for Comment at This Sunday WT Study! (Aug. 3, 2014)
by SAHS inthe watchtower study to be considered this sunday, august 3, 2014 (using the magazine dated may 15, 2014), titled are you moving ahead with jehovahs organization?, in paragraph seven (on pages 27-28), talks about the number of people baptized in recent years:.
7 where do those making up the great crowd come from?
they are being brought together because of what jesus foretold as part of the sign of his presence.
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Factfinder: Otherwise you are counting baptized publishers twice.
You are correct. WT does count the same person twice.
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Evolution is just a theory
by venting inthis ticks me off!
last sundays watchtower talked about how organised the heavens are.
how it works so acuratley.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
The trouble is JWs are so ignorant they do not understand the difference between a "theory" and a "hypothesis".
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Stagnant JW growth at international convention
by kneehighmiah inso at the international convention 235 were baptized.
the attendance was 34k.
that's resents less than 1% its about .6%.
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Phizzy: They will not have to wait for a never to be realised paradise earth to appear, people can get better lives NOW !
Bad news for WT...it will not be able to take advantage of the disenfranchised and hopeless to gain new members.
"Better lives now"-- it's terrible what Satan does to people. LOL. Prosperity is a sure sign that one is not doing things Jehovah's™ way. Abundance and happiness are only an illusion of Satan.