@ jam:
1) you lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling
off the earth.
3) your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
4) you believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
5) the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in
the bar.
6) mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
7) that stupid pink elephant followed me home again.....
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You forgot one, jam
8) JW.Org videos start to look interesting.