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  This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

  a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

  then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  steve2: I like the part in the letter that instructs the elders not to prepare for that part of the meeting because it will be featured in the video.

  This is a sign of things to come...Don't do the "research" yourselves

  Actually, this idea has been around for decades. WT likes JWs to remain stupid and ignorant:

  Watchtower 1967 June 1 p.338 Move Ahead with Jehovah's Organization

  "But in Jehovah's organization it is not necessary to spend a lot of time and energy in research, for there are brothers in the organization who are assigned to do that very thing..."
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  This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

  a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

  then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  WT has been down this road before...and still hasn't learned a thing:

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  "The year 1925 is a date definitely and clearly marked in the Scriptures, even more clearly than that of 1914"
  --Watchtower 7/15/1924, p.211

  "This chronology is not of man but of God . . . of divine origin . . . absolutely and unqualifiedly correct."
  --Watchtower 7/15/1922, p.217
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  This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

  a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

  then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  WT leaders saying that the kingdom started in 1914 is like me saying my left nut is a walnut

  You're out-gunned, Flipper. WT has 7 nuts running the show.
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  This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

  a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

  then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  "know" and "fact" = we (WT) are guessing/fantasizing/hoping/pulling stuff out of our a$$. Just go with it.
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  Warwick Building Project Fluff Stories

  by bruh2012 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  talking about an article that makes you want to throw-up in your mouth- wt-study jan 15, 2015 the offered themselves willingly.. amazing the psych job of selling your business, moving your entire family, quiting your job to be a "temporary" worker at the new world headquarters!.

  throw your livelyhood away only to get the "feeling" that jehovahs is blessing you!

  i wish there was away to track the psych job during patterson and other major projects of what happened to all the "friends" that sold and got rid of their livelyhood then and where are they now.. did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  steve2: the smell of the end has vaporized

  Oh, there's still a smell...and it's coming from an 'end' alright.
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  Awful WTBTS " infomercial " funeral service talk

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  w77 6/1 pp.

  346-347 mourning and funeralsfor whom?

  a funeral or memorial service?

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Some have thought that a funeral is for the purpose of eulogizing the deceased

  Yes, "some" have thought this. It is everyone except JWs. WT fails to understand the rest of humanity has a heart, so considers it a fatal flaw to actually want to eulogize a loved one.
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  Warwick Building Project Fluff Stories

  by bruh2012 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  talking about an article that makes you want to throw-up in your mouth- wt-study jan 15, 2015 the offered themselves willingly.. amazing the psych job of selling your business, moving your entire family, quiting your job to be a "temporary" worker at the new world headquarters!.

  throw your livelyhood away only to get the "feeling" that jehovahs is blessing you!

  i wish there was away to track the psych job during patterson and other major projects of what happened to all the "friends" that sold and got rid of their livelyhood then and where are they now.. did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?

  It's called being a JW...and the experience isn't limited only to building projects.
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  JW and Mormon Channel on ROKU

  by rrb2016 in

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  my dad used to say that joan collins was a "poor man's elizabeth taylor.

  " inow know what he meant.. well, this weekend i spent some time watching a bit of jw broadcasting and the mormon channel on roku.

  after watching samples of both, i can say that the jw's are a poor man's mormon.

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  I can say that the JW's are a poor man's Mormon. Especially if you compare the JW GB 8 to the Mormon Elders/Quorum of 12. The Mormon leaders are so much better in their speaking abilities, the way they dress

  Amazing what an education will do for a person. I think Mormon beliefs are as goofy as the JW's, but at least Mormon teachings don't hamstring a person for life by telling them not to attend college and make something of themselves.
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  Is there ANYTHING Jehovah(TM) doesn't hate??

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ...apart from door knocking, meetings and kingdom melodies?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  He made blood and now hates it. What a prize pillock he is.

  He invented a woman's period...then declares her "unclean" when she actually experiences it.

  He invented sex...but hates everything about it and thinks it's a sin.

  He invented death...then has the audacity to call it man's "enemy". Ya think? In fact, god likes death, demands it through sacrifice.

  He allegedly wants humans to work together in harmony...then gets pissed when they do (Tower of Babel).
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  Is there ANYTHING Jehovah(TM) doesn't hate??

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
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  ...apart from door knocking, meetings and kingdom melodies?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  ...apart from Door Knocking, Meetings and Kingdom Melodies?

  Well, considering that door knocking has been minimized in favor of literature carts and JW Org booths, apparently Jehovah™ doesn't like D to D that much.

  Meetings have been cut back considerably compared to just a few years ago, so apparentlty Jehovah™ doesn't like meetings much either.

  Kingdumb Maladies were changed a few years ago and changed again just recently; apparently Jeohovah™ doesn't like his own tunes very much.

  And, by extension, I think Jehovah's™ general hate, angst and disgust with everything he's created is merely a projection of his own self-loathing.

  So to answer your question: no, there isn't anything Jehovah™ doesn't hate.