Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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New release book- sister felt "raped" by Doctor Who saved her with blood!! Many blood heros!

by Witness 007 in

the new book "gods kingdom rules!

has taken us back to the 1990's with many pages of blood hero's yes brothers who sued the doctor who saved them...april cadoreth only 14 severe internal bleeding the doc got a court order to give her 3 units of packed red blood cells.

(alot) and saved her life so she can pioneer.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Too bad the Court didn't use the old WT tactic:

Court: Did you scream while being "raped"?

JW Biotch: "No".

Court: Then we find the Dr. innocent. You, on the other hand, are guilty of fornication and must be punished accordingly.

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A question that bugging me

by wheelwithinwheel in

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why it has been deemed appropriate to assign brothers and sisters in each international convention city to spend hours and hours making souvenir grab bags full of knick-knacks.

and to assign other brothers and sisters to spend hours and hours preparing choreography, music, lighting, costumes and props, and practicing and practicing cowboy songs, pop music, dance and jw.org skits.. .

and to assign other brothers and sisters to spend hours and hours constructing giant bibles popping out of jw.org boxes and giant bibles turning into baptismal pools.. .

AndDontCallMeShirley

WT does this...because Jesus did all those things too.

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Imperfect but 'Glorious Ones" daily text Oct.29.2014

by prologos in

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AndDontCallMeShirley

The Searcher: To any fellow Witnesses reading this, see if the "Glorious Ones" take such a forgiving attitude if you fall short of their standards!! Don't hold your breath!

Ye Old WT double standard. So true.

" how inappropriate it would be for any member of the congregation to react according to the world’s spirit, vehemently demanding “justice” or that “something be done.."

By this argument, since "demanding" for justice is "worldy" thinking, WT should quit fighting pedophilia lawsuits and just pay and be done with it.

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Keeping up with Jehovahs chariot?

by Vidqun in

witnesses are quick to remind us to keep up with jehovahs chariot.

perhaps they should examine the context of the chariot, mentioned by ezekiel.

they always quote the first part (ezek.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Witnesses are quick to remind us to keep up with Jehovah’s chariot.

When you look at WT's history of doctrinal flip-flops, a JW can save themselves a lot of trouble and just stand in one place. WT usually runs full circle and rvrntually comes right back around to where it originally started (and, predictably, calling the return home "new light", the same as it when it left home).

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new assembly experience... what do you reckon to this one?

by purrpurr in

ok so aparently there was this young girl who wanted to study with the jw's because she loved the bible so much.

she asked her fathers permission but he refused, after much nagging though he said she could have a study if she was prepared to have one of her fingers chopped off.

he thought the is would stop her but she was willing so he got a knife and cut off one of her fingers... a little while later she wanted to attend the meetings and he said no and again when nagged said she could attend meetings if she had another finger chopped off so she agreed and he chopped off a second finger.

AndDontCallMeShirley

punkie: I died 73 years ago because I was gored by a unicorn from Satan(tm) but then Jehovha(tm) wanted me for an Apostate(tm) so he resurrected me inside the bum of an elephant. Then my leg fell off and flaoted down the river in 1975.

Weird. The same exact thing happened to me...

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new assembly experience... what do you reckon to this one?

by purrpurr in

ok so aparently there was this young girl who wanted to study with the jw's because she loved the bible so much.

she asked her fathers permission but he refused, after much nagging though he said she could have a study if she was prepared to have one of her fingers chopped off.

he thought the is would stop her but she was willing so he got a knife and cut off one of her fingers... a little while later she wanted to attend the meetings and he said no and again when nagged said she could attend meetings if she had another finger chopped off so she agreed and he chopped off a second finger.