AndDontCallMeShirley

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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

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  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  The contribution/donation bit, we sure got it right and most are so green with envy!

  LOL.

  I'm sure the Mormons and Catholics wish they were JWs.

  It is not a perfect arrangement as nothing of human makingis

  Interesting. And here all this time I have been under the impression JWs believe Jehovah created your organization.

  So, Gustv, the pedophilia issue...how's WT doing on that one? Too bad WT is not as good at protecting children and turning in criminals as it is at the money grabbing and real estate game.
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  Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you don't know, km's are now online too.

  under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!

  " it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.

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  Gustv: 'Do-Nothing' people and yet we continue to prosper.

  Ah, someone who actually believes WT's numbers.

  Hey, Gustv: look in your Yearbooks for past figures. JWs used to get nearly 400,000 baptisms a year in half the annual service hours and with half the publishers they have now.

  How is double the time for half the return considered 'prosperity'?
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  Girls names

  by FeelingFree in

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  2. friends

  ok so i know its not really anything to do with jwness but we are struggling with baby names and really can't think of one we both like.

  its getting a bit desperate as i'm due in about 8 weeks .. i'm getting bored of looking at the same old names on the baby names websites so any suggestions would be much appreciated (girls please).. **cash prize for the one we choose!

  ** ....... no not really lol.. .

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Blanche, Broomhilda, Daisy, Vagina, Gertrude, Edwina, Flossy.

  Or just keep it simple with Mahershalalhashbaz
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  Gustv: Our efforts have provided us with beautiful places of worship here and all over the world...It is pathetic to see church members on street corners asking for money to fund their crap...The way JWs do it is very dignified and thus far is working magnificently for us.

  Ah, yes. Gustv...the tireless WT apologetic who brags about WT's real estate but hangs out everyday on an apostate website pissing and moaning about what he doesn't like about WT...and doesn't pass up an opportunity to criticize other religions in the process.

  THAT'S what I call pathetic.
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  Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you don't know, km's are now online too.

  under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!

  " it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.

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  I'm sure in 2015, doing nothing more than just thinking about a return visit will count as a return visit.
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  "Confidential" JW.ORG Video Project Leaked

  by Emery in

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  2. friends

  syneidos posted some interesting information on reddit regarding jw.org's latest project for the upcomming 2015 memorial campaign.. for next year's 2015 memorial campaign, jw.org is producing an invitational video featuring jesus.

  the video is still being filmed at the moment and i was told it was super "confidential.

  " my source already saw several scenes from it and said, "it looks and feels like a cinematic movie.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  we do have a time traveling hero. His name is Jehovah

  Ironically, the "time traveller" god Jehovah didn't show up until the 13th century A.D. Go figure.
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  Seen on Etsy - wtf!

  by poopsiecakes in

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  @ poopsiecakes-

  As I remember, that paragraph was originally written by a minister with different words (or at least some "worldly" person) then stolen by a JW and re-written with WT terms. Nothing in WT or JW Land is original.
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  What the recent court cases prove about the Governing Body

  by JimmyPage in

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  for years we have debated on this board about whether or not the governing body are truly wicked or just clueless.

  these recent court cases have hammered home their true nature.

  they are willfully evil, deliberately and recklessly endangering the lives of tiny innocent children.

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  Phizzy: I have to disagree Smiddy, I wish they would change the way they operate, and fast, no more children should have their lives taken away by paedophiles because the WT/JW religion refuses to take easy measures.

  This, of course, works on the assumption that WT's real actions/policies would reflect what's in print. As we all know, WT has a clear record of putting in print one "official" policy (the smokescreen) while continuing on with "business as usual" (the agenda).

  Frankly, I'd rather have WT continue to do exactly what it already does in regard to its pedophile policy, that way the courts can deal with it on a real basis instead of having to sift through the rhetoric and deception in order to get to the truth. When the courts are dealing with a known problem they can then pummel WT accordingly.
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  We the Governing Body would like to announce that we have been "going commando"

  More likely scenario: the GB have been wearing women's underwear for years. I think Tony Mo is a thong man...
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  "Confidential" JW.ORG Video Project Leaked

  by Emery in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  syneidos posted some interesting information on reddit regarding jw.org's latest project for the upcomming 2015 memorial campaign.. for next year's 2015 memorial campaign, jw.org is producing an invitational video featuring jesus.

  the video is still being filmed at the moment and i was told it was super "confidential.

  " my source already saw several scenes from it and said, "it looks and feels like a cinematic movie.

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  The video starts off with Joseph and Mary in a manger and there's even a donkey in it.

  Why would Gerrit Loesch be in this scene? These GB guys never pass up an opportunity to appear in a WT video.