Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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LDC Semininar
by Sour Grapes in
1. jw
2. friends
ldc semininar @ patterson nov 15-18, 2014 .

entire ldc dept included remote workers/design/legal/real estate/purchasing.

oversight.
AndDontCallMeShirley

KH builds needed right now = 3.3 Warwicks

KH remodels needed = 5 Warwicks

Maintenance = 12.2 Warwiks

Money needed to pay for pedophile lawsuits resulting from our idiotic policies: not enough Warwicks

Well, 24 years later – we are fine – in fact Jehovah has moved people to donate more than enough to keep the work going and growing! Nothing short of a miracle!

Really? If WT has "more than enough", why are they constantly begging for more and charging $15,000+ a day for JWs to use a mortgage-free assembly hall?

They asked: Will you go on this journey with us???

I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brushfire.
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"Jehovah has helped the faithful and discreet slave to become steadily more discreet"
by EndofMysteries in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
"as we might expect, over the years jehovah has helped the faithful and discreet slave to become steadily more discreet.

" 3/2015 study wt.

i guess they just admitted their self title as the discreet slave was not discreet.
AndDontCallMeShirley

"more discreet" = more clever ways to hide pedophiles from the authorities.

Wasn't being absolutely discreet a vital requirement for being chosen by Jesus™ in the first place? Why are they only now, 100 years later, moving in that direction?

sir82: Do you get the idea that these nincompoops are just making this crap up out of thin air?

More like pulling it out of an orifice where the Sun don't shine.
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Why Do Atheists Struggle So Much Against God Who Supposedly Doesn't Exist?
by Perry in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
an athist made this casual statememt on another thread:.

this would suggest to me that there are at least some atheists that do have consistant beliefs.. .

as an atheist, how could he possibly trust the reason that suggests this to himself?
AndDontCallMeShirley

By Perry's logic I guess a person who doesn't believe in Unicorns or the Tooth Fairy must struggle with that everyday, too.
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Why Do Atheists Struggle So Much Against God Who Supposedly Doesn't Exist?
by Perry in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
an athist made this casual statememt on another thread:.

this would suggest to me that there are at least some atheists that do have consistant beliefs.. .

as an atheist, how could he possibly trust the reason that suggests this to himself?
AndDontCallMeShirley

Early Christians were regarded as atheists because they denied everybody else's god except their own.

An atheist simply believes in one less god than a Christian does.
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Governing Body courageously 'Admit their mistakes'
by LogCon in
1. watchtower
2. bible
march 2015 study article learn from the illustration of the talents.

brothers and sisters worldwide will be overjoyed to know that the governing body finally has the.

courage to admit their mistakes .
AndDontCallMeShirley

"Courageous" is more like reckless abandon.

WT has to know ex-JWs will be all over this article.

If you want to know how humble WT is, just ask them- they'll go on and on about their humility (and courage).
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The official requirement for salvation in the latest WT, nothing to do with Jesus......
by EndofMysteries in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
"those with the earthly hope who supported christs brothers in the preaching work will have been judged as sheep and will be granted the privilege of living in the earthly realm of the kingdom.

" 3/2015 study wt learn from illustration of talents par 13.. so there you have it, to get salvation you need to only obey the gb and if you obey and worship the gb, then you will be judged as a sheep.

truly those who listen and obey, will be blessed!.
AndDontCallMeShirley

Watchtower: telling Jehovah how things are going to be for over 135 years.

I'm glad to know that the bar is set so low, that if I just hang with T-Mo3 and don't wear tight pants, Jesus will smile on me.

nothing to do with Jesus......

Jesus (hay-soos) is now nothing more than the guy who mows the GB's lawn every Thursday. CT Russell trims the hedges.
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Why Do Atheists Struggle So Much Against God Who Supposedly Doesn't Exist?
by Perry in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
an athist made this casual statememt on another thread:.

this would suggest to me that there are at least some atheists that do have consistant beliefs.. .

as an atheist, how could he possibly trust the reason that suggests this to himself?
AndDontCallMeShirley

"The truth of Christianity". Sorry, that's all I could watch...3 seconds. Starting from that premise, it can only go downhill from there.

Perry: How about choosing a few points and posting them for discussion rather than expecting us to watch an hour+ of nonsense?

What scientists are saying is that atheists deep down believe in order and reason which are not the product of chance and chaos

Which scientists are saying this?

but are consistent with being made in the image of God.

An atheist does not believe in god, therefore he does not believe he is made in the image of god. You do know what "atheist" means, right?

How about posting a link so we can put this in context:

"An ath[e]ist made this casual statememt on another thread."

this would suggest to me that there are at least some atheists that do have consistant beliefs.
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wt March 1, 2015 Cover
by wifibandit in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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AndDontCallMeShirley

It should read" "Jesus' Slaves".
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Naked Gun - absurdly funny!
by sparrowdown in
1. social
2. entertainment
oh i do enjoy a good laugh.

i watched the naked gun movie last night i was surprised at.

how funny it still is or maybe i was just in the mood for some silliness.
AndDontCallMeShirley

Who's Leslie Nielsen?
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wt March 1, 2015 Cover
by wifibandit in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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AndDontCallMeShirley

Jesus saves.

Why doesn't he invest? Savings nowadays pays like .01%... not even enough to keep up with inflation.

I wonder how long before some uber-righteous Elder counsels Jesus about his facial hair?

Why is Jesus showing such a degree of aging? He looks like an old man?

He's not lucky enough to be in WT's "overlapping" generation. I wonder if he's realized yet he will be dead before Armageddon arrives?