january 1, 2015 news.
"walmart and the watchtower are joining forces to help bring low wages and minimal education to all the inhabited world!
the governing body is pleased to announce!
I gotta say; I never saw the similarities between Watchtowistan and Sprawlmart before
There are a lot of similarities:
Both have a "W", an "a", a "r", an "e" and a "T" in their names.
("Sprawlmart". Good one. I think you will single-handedly re-write the English language, Vidiot. LOL. I'm adding yet another word to my Vidctionary)
on page 17 of the august 15, 1991 watchtower it says: .
"in the year 1919... [the society ] came out of satans organization.... ".
these are amazing admissions.
@ Vidiot: Maybe they wrote that as a backup in case anyone in the know (like Ray Franz) called them on all the weird shit they believed back in 1918...Or am I giving them too much credit?
No, you're not giving them too much credit. The irony is, in WTs attempts to yet-again cover its butt to sidestep its checkered past, it inevitably shoots itself in the foot... again. Sadly, the only ones who fail to notice are JWs themselves. Everyone else is laughing their collective a**es off.
a woman has been shot dead by a 2-year-old in a wal-mart store in idaho.. .
the 29-year-old was shopping with four children in the store in hayden, when the two-year-old reached into her handbag and fired the weapon, shooting her dead.. initial reports suggested the woman was the boy's mother, but the police have said that this is as yet unclear how they are related.. source; http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/toddler-accidentally-shoots-woman-in-idaho-walmart-9950847.html.
i've nothing to add to my past comments on americas psychotic relationship with guns.
"Better her than the toddler."
"Sometimes stupid sorts itself out."
"There are idiots everywhere. One fewer idiot now."
"It`s a rather crude way of weeding out stupid people."
"I want to feel bad about this woman getting shot, but I am not feeling it."
I find some of the comments here astonishing, not only for their blatant hypocrisy, but also in their callousness. Regardless of your position on firearms, the simple fact of the matter is a young mother tragically lost her life.
For all of the anti-gun people here who posture about the nobility of their position (presumably because you abhor violence), it speaks volumes about your mentality when you can joke about the death of a young mother of four children. Incidentally, this is not the first topic on this very subject where the same heartless comments have also come from the same type of people.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
on page 17 of the august 15, 1991 watchtower it says: .
"in the year 1919... [the society ] came out of satans organization.... ".
these are amazing admissions.
"In modern times, it began its fulfillment in the year 1919 when the remnant of spiritual Israel came out of Satan’s organization and started earnestly looking for Jehovah and his goodness. They found that "David their king" had been reigning in the person of Jesus Christ in heavenly power since 1914. Under his heavenly supervision, they enthusiastically took up the announcing of this good news to the nations. Thus they began to fulfill the commission recorded at Matthew 24:14: "This good news of the [established] kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come."
At this time the WT's official position was that Jesus returned in 1874 and began ruling in 1878, NOT 1914. The 1874 date was not officially changed in print until 1943.
Note the [ ] brackets around "established". Yet another WT addition to promote its unique, and unscriptural, theology.
january 1, 2015 news.
"walmart and the watchtower are joining forces to help bring low wages and minimal education to all the inhabited world!
the governing body is pleased to announce!
Solution:
Don't work for Walmart
Don't be a Jehovah's Witness.
The free market eventually wins everytime.
we often hear the phrase.
its used to accuse.... they did not follow j's arrangement, you have to live by j's arrangement.
or to brag.... its all due to j's arrangement , we work with his org, and according to the arrangement.
WT has been telling Jehovah what to do for 134 years. "Jehovah's arrangement" = whatever WT says it is. The 'doctrine/policy du jour', nothing more.
"Jehovah's arrangement" is on par with "spirit directed" and "Jehovah's Organization"- you'll only find it in the ethereal theological concepts of WT, no where else.
1 Corinthians 14:33) . . .For God is a God not of disorder but of peace.. . .
Translation: "Donate, obey and be blessed."
(1 Corinthians 14:40) . . .let all things take place decently and by arrangement.
Translation: "Donate, obey and be blessed."
i just thought we could share some of the funniest moments since its the holiday season and we are taking things easy.
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Finkelstein - "I bet old Anthony Morris spanked his monkey a few times when he was a young teenager!"
Maybe T-Mo3 really meant "spanks" when he was talking about "Spanx".
Rumor has it he has a nasty case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome...
it's utterly amazing to me how religious belief in an omnipotent deity shapes some people's thinking.. one woman whose family missed the air asia flight which crashed stated that it was god's will to give her father hepatitis so that she canceled her family's vacation trip on that flight.
she says she believes god saved her family and protected them.
however, she later mourns the fact that she lost friends on the flight...so does she believe god deliberately planned for them to die?
Gods will is that none should perish... all people at one point or another will die
So god's will is that no one should die, but we WILL all die. Got it (oy vey).
.... when you do die, your spirit will continue
And you know this how? (real evidence please, not scripture).
for those interested, winston from youtube who goes by the username of watchtower examination has recently completed a video discussing the march 15 2015 watchtower.. it is a long video but he has so many interesting and unique comments.
he is a real gifted man with and the most amazing thing is that he has never been a jw but is deeply concerned about their teachings.
he hopes to wake up his jw brother and other jws.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=red3cnxhyga.
We all know how dizzying WT doctrinal changes are. This video highlights the absurdity even more (as if that is even possible).
Thanks for posting this.
