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AndDontCallMeShirley
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Girls names
by FeelingFree inok so i know its not really anything to do with jwness but we are struggling with baby names and really can't think of one we both like.
its getting a bit desperate as i'm due in about 8 weeks .. i'm getting bored of looking at the same old names on the baby names websites so any suggestions would be much appreciated (girls please).. **cash prize for the one we choose!
** ....... no not really lol.. .
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions inthis is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Gustv: Our efforts have provided us with beautiful places of worship here and all over the world...It is pathetic to see church members on street corners asking for money to fund their crap...The way JWs do it is very dignified and thus far is working magnificently for us.
Ah, yes. Gustv...the tireless WT apologetic who brags about WT's real estate but hangs out everyday on an apostate website pissing and moaning about what he doesn't like about WT...and doesn't pass up an opportunity to criticize other religions in the process.
THAT'S what I call pathetic.
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Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!
by EndofMysteries inif you don't know, km's are now online too.
under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!
" it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
I'm sure in 2015, doing nothing more than just thinking about a return visit will count as a return visit.
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"Confidential" JW.ORG Video Project Leaked
by Emery insyneidos posted some interesting information on reddit regarding jw.org's latest project for the upcomming 2015 memorial campaign.. for next year's 2015 memorial campaign, jw.org is producing an invitational video featuring jesus.
the video is still being filmed at the moment and i was told it was super "confidential.
" my source already saw several scenes from it and said, "it looks and feels like a cinematic movie.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
we do have a time traveling hero. His name is Jehovah
Ironically, the "time traveller" god Jehovah didn't show up until the 13th century A.D. Go figure.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
@ poopsiecakes-
As I remember, that paragraph was originally written by a minister with different words (or at least some "worldly" person) then stolen by a JW and re-written with WT terms. Nothing in WT or JW Land is original.
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What the recent court cases prove about the Governing Body
by JimmyPage infor years we have debated on this board about whether or not the governing body are truly wicked or just clueless.
these recent court cases have hammered home their true nature.
they are willfully evil, deliberately and recklessly endangering the lives of tiny innocent children.
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Phizzy: I have to disagree Smiddy, I wish they would change the way they operate, and fast, no more children should have their lives taken away by paedophiles because the WT/JW religion refuses to take easy measures.
This, of course, works on the assumption that WT's real actions/policies would reflect what's in print. As we all know, WT has a clear record of putting in print one "official" policy (the smokescreen) while continuing on with "business as usual" (the agenda).
Frankly, I'd rather have WT continue to do exactly what it already does in regard to its pedophile policy, that way the courts can deal with it on a real basis instead of having to sift through the rhetoric and deception in order to get to the truth. When the courts are dealing with a known problem they can then pummel WT accordingly.
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions inthis is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.
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We the Governing Body would like to announce that we have been "going commando"
More likely scenario: the GB have been wearing women's underwear for years. I think Tony Mo is a thong man...
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"Confidential" JW.ORG Video Project Leaked
by Emery insyneidos posted some interesting information on reddit regarding jw.org's latest project for the upcomming 2015 memorial campaign.. for next year's 2015 memorial campaign, jw.org is producing an invitational video featuring jesus.
the video is still being filmed at the moment and i was told it was super "confidential.
" my source already saw several scenes from it and said, "it looks and feels like a cinematic movie.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
The video starts off with Joseph and Mary in a manger and there's even a donkey in it.
Why would Gerrit Loesch be in this scene? These GB guys never pass up an opportunity to appear in a WT video.
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900 Top Scientists Sign Statement Skeptical of Macro-Evolution
by Perry inwe are skeptical of claims for the ability of random mutation and natural .
selection to account for the complexity of life.
careful examination of the .
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Christian ethics
I believe that is an oxymoron
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900 Top Scientists Sign Statement Skeptical of Macro-Evolution
by Perry inwe are skeptical of claims for the ability of random mutation and natural .
selection to account for the complexity of life.
careful examination of the .
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AndDontCallMeShirley
there is no need to sink to the level of lying for Jesus.
Cofty, this is what religious people must do in order to appear credible.