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6Proof that Texans are dumb
by donkey inonly in texas:when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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Proof that Texans are dumb
by donkey inonly in texas:when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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donkey
Only in Texas:
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
- Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
- It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
- A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
- The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower
- It is illegal to sell one?s eye.
- A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
Check out these other dumb laws: http://dumblaws.com/states/index.html
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God does exist...
by czarofmischief inearlier a thread emerged, as they do so often, on whether or not god existed.
i stated that he does, unequivocally and without doubt.
i refused to preface the statement with the phrase "i believe".
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donkey
ahh...much better LT.
Thanks - I hate being taken outside my comfort zone.
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donkey
I am f'ugly.
Everyone who has met me from here has thought so too. I can just see it in their eyes.
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God does exist...
by czarofmischief inearlier a thread emerged, as they do so often, on whether or not god existed.
i stated that he does, unequivocally and without doubt.
i refused to preface the statement with the phrase "i believe".
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donkey
LittleToe,
Quit being nice to me or agreeing with me or I will have to start liking you.
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God does exist...
by czarofmischief inearlier a thread emerged, as they do so often, on whether or not god existed.
i stated that he does, unequivocally and without doubt.
i refused to preface the statement with the phrase "i believe".
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donkey
Since it is the believers who are stating that they have "faith", it is for them to define what they meaan by that, not the atheists.
In other words: my imaginary friend is real and you cannot see him without the 3d specs and I am not going to tell you what 3d specs to use...
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Holocaust Museum/Cocentration Camp - would you visit?
by eyeslice inthis is a spin-off thread to one posted today about bethel trips.
i find the idea of bethel, holocaust museum and broadway somewhat repugnant.
i have written before about the society's almost sickening bleating on about the concentration camps.
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donkey
I used to "enjoy" reading about and learning about the concentration camps as a youngster. Then shit happened...
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Holocaust Museum/Cocentration Camp - would you visit?
by eyeslice inthis is a spin-off thread to one posted today about bethel trips.
i find the idea of bethel, holocaust museum and broadway somewhat repugnant.
i have written before about the society's almost sickening bleating on about the concentration camps.
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donkey
I think it is healthy for people to go and visit these places.
That being said I don't think I could do it. I visited the holocaust museum and I could not get through it. At one exhibit I just broke down and wept like a baby and had to leave. Perhaps it is just too close for me because of my past, including that I have relatives (I never met them) who never made it out of a concentration camp - but that's another story.
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donkey
My one imaginary friend is pissed off with my other imaginary friend...ooh my head hurts because they are fighting.
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The Slippery Slope
by donkey inthis is not an issue related directly to this board, but it is an issue related to every one of us here.
it seems to me as if society is about to undergo a radical upheaval in the form of an new energy crisis.
to put it simply we are running out of oil.
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donkey
Actually the same principles do not apply at all. Gold is for all intensive purposes a commodity with close to zero utility.