Elder, "So why haven't you been at the meetings for the last __________?"
You, "Oh, there are a lot of reasons, good ones. Trust me on that!"
You, "Why did it take you so long to call me? Is the CO in town?"
Elder, ignoring the obvious barb, "Do you still believe that this is Jehovah's Organization?"
You, "Why would you ask me that? Do YOU have doubts? It sounds like you're projecting your doubts on me. Have you told your fellow elders about this?"
Elder, "No, I don't have any doubts."
You, "Really? None at all?"
Elder, smugly, "That's right, none at all!"
You, "Really? Then I question your intelligence or your honesty."
Elder, indignant, "That's rude of you to say!"
You, "You think so? You come over here. You haven't made any attempts to contact me in _______ months/years, but within two minutes you're questioning my loyalty and my integrity. You're the rude one here!"
Elder, heated, "You can't talk to me that way!"
You, "Sure I can. I learned it from you."
Elder, "I'm leaving."
You, "Great idea. Come back when you've worked on your social skills a bit. "