TheMark

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  Pairing!!!!!

  by brandnew in

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  2. friends

  dangit.......like i gotta cook for this hot chick tonight, ........i rented a suite at the mayaguez beach hotel, and she's totally into me.

  i have my jeep....im still sore from my wreck....but dangit...im into this girl and i need y'alls help.

  im californian....kinda been in the tropic forrest..bout 2years....and need some southern help.

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  TheMark

  The suspense is killing me
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

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  2. friends

  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  TheMark

  Bring your own wine. When it gets to your row, take out the bottle and say, "Thanks brother but I brought my own" chug a chug
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
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  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  TheMark

  but I'm sure he has colored socks, that's a no-no
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  Help with reinstatement letter!!!

  by stephanie61092 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  good morning everyone,.

  first, i know some of you may feel very obligated to tell me "why would you want to get back in?!

  i hate that i have to do this but i have to play their game.

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  TheMark

  I know someone who has been reinstated recently, it didn't take a year. More like 6 months. So yes, groveling and submission is very important. Agree to everything they say and do everything they say. In other words, be the perfect hypocrite. Good luck.
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  Got my memorial invite yesterday...

  by OneEyedJoe in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i wasn't sure how this would be handled since the elders haven't harassed me as much as a lot of others have gotten, plus we live a ways outside of the territory so i figured there was a shot they'd leave me alone since it's inconvenient.

  guess not.

  two elders showed up unannounced toward the end of their recruiting shift.

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  TheMark

  same old garbage in a brand new package comes to mind
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  Any guitar players here. New song #149

  by hoser in

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  song 149 says capo fret 3 but it doesn't match the rest of the music.

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  TheMark

  Just move the capo till you find the right position / key

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  What movie best decribes your sex life rite now??????

  by karter in

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  2. experiences

  gone in 60 secounds..

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  TheMark

  The Abyss
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  Music Video: Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on JW Broadcasting? - PARODY

  by cappytan in

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  this took quite a while this evening.

  so worth it though.

  hope you enjoy!

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  TheMark

  If Jesus was alive today, he'd probably ask, "What would the GB do?".
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  Stephen Lett at our assembly today

  by StarTrekAngel in

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  2. experiences

  he delivered the most cultic piece of propaganda i've ever seen in an assembly.

  wife typed up the whole thing.

  i will be posting when i get a chance.

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  TheMark

  Thanks for the transcript StarTrekAngel
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  How often do you....?

  by Lostandfound in

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  2. friends

  how often do you, ........ no not that, how often do look at this forum ?

  and how long does it last,....... no not that again (one track minds) how many looks are you addicted to a day?

  keep coming back to see anything new, or do you look at posters who you know from experience have comments that will interest you?.

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  TheMark

  I visit everyday. Where else can I go to get the juicy details of the next scandal.