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Surreptitious
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Light A Candle To Remember
by cruzanheart intonight on the news i saw yet another story about that dear little 11-year-old girl who was kidnapped and killed.
i thought of her.
i thought of the 77-year-old woman who was kidnapped and killed in our area last week.
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Surreptitious
Made me think of this CCR song. It means more if you've heard it. Hope you don't mind me putting it here.
Put a candle in the window, ?cause I feel I?ve got to move.
Though I?m going, going, I?ll be coming home soon,
?long as I can see the light.
Pack my bag and let?s get movin?, ?cause I?m bound to drift a while.
When I?m gone, gone, you don?t have to worry long,
?long as I can see the light.
Guess I?ve got that old trav?lin? bone, ?cause this feelin? won?t leave me alone.
But I won?t, won?t be losin? my way, no, no
?long as I can see the light.
Yeah! yeah! yeah! oh, yeah!
Put a candle in the window, ?cause I feel I?ve got to move.
Though I?m going, going, I?ll be coming home soon,
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light. -
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Cockle Pickers
by Surreptitious in.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2004-02/07/content_1302825.htm
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For all the other drinkers here
by slipnslidemaster ini don't usually post jokes like this, but this was so funny and touched me.
some of you know how i like to drink!.
dui.
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Surreptitious
Check the date on the BTTT'd post.
The "fifth"?
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For all the other drinkers here
by slipnslidemaster ini don't usually post jokes like this, but this was so funny and touched me.
some of you know how i like to drink!.
dui.
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You should NEVER, EVER drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Troublemakers
by Xena ini'm curious were any of you ever labeled troublemakers?
lol i never was....i was the shy retiring type, pretty much kept to myself.
a loner.
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Surreptitious
I love strong sassy women.
Smell isn't everything.
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Has Anyone Ever Met Any Celebrities?
by imallgrowedup inthis is a spin-off of another thread where my *mild and chaste* friend, mouthy, admitted to wanting to meet her dream man, tom jones, and that she would even go so far as to throw her bloomers at him, if that is what it would take to get his attention!
well, the mental picture this painted was far too much for me to bear, so i encouraged her to save her red polka-dotted "unmentionables", not only because she might need them in the future, but because i didn't think she'd have to go that far to get his attention.
and i said that - because of a personal experience with him.
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I saw Janet Jackson's breast.
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need a laugh?
by Brummie inhave you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back....or that you could crawl into a hole?
here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... .
i walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked .
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Surreptitious
Here are top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique,
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so
well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
And one more: Dizzy Dean
and his side kick were announcing a baseball game and they noticed a
couple below them in the stands kissing each other very often. After much
discussion Dizzy said, "I've got it. He's kissing her on the strikes and
she's kissing him on the balls.
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Wow, sounds like onacruse spiked his pepsi with some rum!
Next thing you know, he'll be flirting again.
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What happened to JWD last night?
by Elsewhere in.
it was down for a long time.
what was going on?.
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Surreptitious
colod sweat
That sounds pretty damn gross.