Else, am I gettin' closer?
Surreptitious
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In dire need of nookie and naughty attention
by Elsewhere in.
hell... it worked for tink so i though i would try my own request!
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In dire need of nookie and naughty attention
by Elsewhere in.
hell... it worked for tink so i though i would try my own request!
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Surreptitious
Here ya go Else, a little Nukie:
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What JW belief/idea do you disagree with the most ???
by run dont walk inis there a particular belief/doctrine that really burns you up and makes you wonder how people could believe this, and did you as a loyal jw at one time believe in it (your most hated belief), what made you change your mind ???.
for me, i always enjoy reading the history of the watchtower (1879-1974), and how things constantly change from year to year.
the sodom and gomorrah question is hilarious .
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Surreptitious
The one that says you can't tip your hat to a woman.
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A serious sex thread (seriously)
by logansrun inso, i'm looking through some booklets at school (college, mind you) about sex and abstinence and all that good stuff.
seems like the department of health really promotes just holding hands and smiling at each other as opposed to mind blowing orgasms.
this got me wondering.
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Surreptitious
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, and quite a bit
too, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me
feel uncomfortable.One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me,
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
wanted to make love to me just once..What could I say? I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word.So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if
you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched
her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with
tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased,
you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.Moral of the story?
"Always keep your condoms in the car."
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Another Poztate here
by Poztate ini am a long time lurker who is finally ready to talk.i am not dfd or da but just walked out on a meeting back in 1981?
?what caused it???.
it was the flip flop in the disfellowshipping rules regarding family.
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Surreptitious
LOL! And clip my nails, right?
BTW, I'm not into that sort of thing.
He's right Poz! You should see how long his nails are!
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Hello everyone, im new :)
by Atomar76 inhey everyone, im new haha.
my name is tom and i live in adelaide, south australia.. and i was bored and i searched for jehovahs witnesses hoping to find something to amuse me and i came across this forum and i thought it would be for like actual jehovahs witnesses (are there still practicing jw's on here?
) but your all like df or just like ones that have left... and well so am i!
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Surreptitious
Frankie and Tommy were newbies,
Lordy oh how they could noob.
Ok, I'll quite singing.
Welcome to the forum fellas, glad you could sit a spell.
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Another Poztate here
by Poztate ini am a long time lurker who is finally ready to talk.i am not dfd or da but just walked out on a meeting back in 1981?
?what caused it???.
it was the flip flop in the disfellowshipping rules regarding family.
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Surreptitious
Why do I wan to spell your nick proztate?
One tracked mind....
Howdy Poz'
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How Do You Think A Watchtower Mole Might Act On This Board?
by minimus inat times, we get suspicious that a poster could be a watchtower mole or a person just trying to gather information and present it to bethel.
(i've been accused of that
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Well it has been an eventful day.
by caspian in.
i am off to a party in 10 mins.. but before i go, i just wanted to thank you all for your kind pms and emails.. special thanks to simon, angharad and old e-man for blocking any more information.. special thanks to my best friend for telling me on the phone.. it has been a long day starting with phone calls to my hotel room at 3.30am, dozens of text messages and telephone calls, my poor pa is very upset by all of this.. it sounds like our it dept have managed to identify her, and we can now take some form of action.. again a big thanks to everyone.
caspian...who is about to party for england....
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Surreptitious
Congrats for passing gas.
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*Now* what did I miss??
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Surreptitious
key did Jacqueline DuPre play Elgar's Cello Concerto in?