Surreptitious

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  Which is worse - a JW wedding or a JW funeral?

  by jgnat in

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  besides the regular stress that all brides go through, a jw couple must worry about being caught in inappropriate behavior through the engagement period, thereby nixing a kh wedding.

  and then there is the stress of the invitation list.

  who must be shunned, is so-and-so of an approved state to attend, etc, etc, etc.. then there is the jw funeral, or jw participants in a regular funeral.

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  I know that funeral talks are the easiest talks to give. You just have to come up with an introduction and a conclusion cuz you've already got the body.
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  Here's a topic I don't think has ever been discussed before.

  by Surreptitious in

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  lawrence welk

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  Lawrence Welk
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  Explain your Avatar

  by simplesally in

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  obviously, mine is a picture of me.....it was taken at a hockey game at staples center: go kings!

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  odrade has a very pretty picture and i was wondering if that was her or a character from a movie?

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  I'm not sure, but I think mine has something to do with Proverbs 31:26.
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  seven006, you worthless dog

  by onacruse in

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  a moderator, eh?.

  may 10,000 fleas infest your private parts.... (as if they haven't already).

  craig

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  Hi Venice!!! I was JUST thinking about you today! Hadn't seen you post in a coon's age.

  Syrup
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  Ankles or Knees )}] Fluff Advisory [{(

  by Elsewhere in

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  ok... i just left the men's room and i noticed that someone in a stall had his pants around his ankles - belt and all... right there piled up on his shoes.

  is it just me, or is that a bit odd?

  i have never allowed my pants to go down that far when i'm... well... you know... pinching a loaf..

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  Elsewhere, I have just the church for you. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/63226/1.ashx
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  Posters who give hoax stories...

  by Brummie in

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  whats the crack with them?

  how do you feel about them?

  a drop in the bucket that doesnt hurt anyone?

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  What hoax? I really DO have three nipples.
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  Marriage and Me

  by Stacy Smith in

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  we are flying off to maui next week and all evidence points to a proposal being offered during our stay.

  i've thought long and hard and i plan to accept as long as the wedding date is after my graduation in june of 2005. .

  many of you offered some sincere heartfelt advice and i read everyones opinions.

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  Allow me to prematurely congratulate.

  By the way, be careful, there's a lot of lesbians in Hawaii.

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  Caption Competition!!!!!

  by Gadget in

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  i noticed this christian shop when i was up at my aunts in scotland a few weeks ago, what do you think?

  any good captions for it?

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  The hole truth.
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  Caption Competition!!!!!

  by Gadget in

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  i noticed this christian shop when i was up at my aunts in scotland a few weeks ago, what do you think?

  any good captions for it?

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  Put your money where your mouth is.
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  Todays offering (funny)

  by NukePoet in

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  if you dont like funny....dont look!!!!

  otherwise : http://www.myshutter.com/flash/where_is_the_rake.htm.

  i like funny......

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  Surreptitious

  Doh!