Surreptitious

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  Anybody play slide guitar? Any pointers?

  by avishai in

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  i'm learning to play guitar, and have mostly been goofing off w/ the slide, in open tunings.

  any pointers?

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  Yeah, make sure your slide fits your finger.
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  Post your ugly mug

  by SC_Guy in

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  ok, this is kind of a silly thread... but... since i haven't seen any really recent "post your photo" threads, i'll start one.

  you know how it goes... post a recent picture of yourself - don't be fooled by the topic title, lol... it doesn't have to be ugly.

  ok, me first... ugly mugshots are easy for me to take being that i am just utterly hideous.

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  oh.....mug! I thought you said mud!
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  Post your ugly mug

  by SC_Guy in

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  ok, this is kind of a silly thread... but... since i haven't seen any really recent "post your photo" threads, i'll start one.

  you know how it goes... post a recent picture of yourself - don't be fooled by the topic title, lol... it doesn't have to be ugly.

  ok, me first... ugly mugshots are easy for me to take being that i am just utterly hideous.

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  This is hot!

  by Surreptitious in

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  elsewhere died and was taken to his place of eternal .

  torment by the devil.

  as he passed sulfurous pits .

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  Elsewhere died and was taken to his place of eternal
  torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits
  and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized
  as Doc Watson snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
  
  "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for
  all eternity, and Doc gets to spend it
  with a beautiful woman."
  
  "Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing him with
  his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that
  woman's punishment?"
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  I'm not going to be asking any more sex questions....

  by logansrun in

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  caput.

  i've asked enough.

  i've got all the information i need.

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  We can still be friends, right??

  I'm tellin' ya Brad.......
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  I'm not going to be asking any more sex questions....

  by logansrun in

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  caput.

  i've asked enough.

  i've got all the information i need.

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  it appears some time with an experienced woman would serve you well

  Brad, this sounded like an offer to me....
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  Another Awake! Caption Thread

  by Stephanus in

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  here's an awake!

  cover that tries to give the impression that the demand for bloodless surgery comes from other than the dubs (strange that they should try to find support for such a "scriptural" doctrine by saying "everybody else is doing it!

  here is the "blank":.

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  Doc, you're too funny! We can always count on you to get to the bottom of an issue.
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  So, Do You Think You're Pretty Good Looking?

  by minimus in

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  how would you rate yourself?

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  I'm so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in my shower

  Good one WT!

  I was so ugly they had to tie a porkchop between my ears to get the dog to play with me.
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  What kind of pets do you have?

  by dustyb in

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  i have 2 german shepherds, one white and one black and grey.

  also granny has a little yorkie terrier, he's my little buddy.

  he'll follow me anywhere.

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  pretend I'm eating a cat

  You're not using the word "cat" as a euphemism are you?
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  What Are You Guilty Over?

  by minimus in

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  i feel guilty that i don't give a hoot about anything that i believed in over the last 4 decades.......what are you feeling guilty over??

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  I feel guilty for declaring war on Cleveland.

  I'm glad you did though Czar. We haven't had any trouble outta Cleveland ever since.