Posts by Surreptitious

"I'll be honest about it. It is not atheists who get stuck in my craw, but agnostics. Doubt is useful for a while. We must all pass through the garden of Gethsemane. If Christ played with doubt, so must we. If Christ spent an anguished night in prayer, if He burst out from the Cross, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" then surely we are also permitted doubt. But we must move on. To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation."

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This is hot!

by Surreptitious in

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elsewhere died and was taken to his place of eternal .

torment by the devil.

as he passed sulfurous pits .

Surreptitious

Elsewhere has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.

"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have
to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people
here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Else thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Valis and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" Else said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long"

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Ona with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony, if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Else.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Else saw Watson lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Doodle, doing what she
does best. Elsewhere looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said,

"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said....

"Doodle, you're free to go!"

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BRADLEY!!!!! You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Toast!!!!

by imallgrowedup in

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okay, you little bomb dropper!

everything was just going fine in chat until you came in and decided to start talking politics!

then, after you got the pot all stirred up to a boil, you removed your skinny butt and left the rest of us in there to duke it out!

Surreptitious

a thread that will keep the Brad busy with remonstrations and denials---instead of all that high-brow stuff he usually does.

LOL! Yeah Brad, what would Gottlob Frege have to say about this?

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Watchtower Society's fraud....is this a hoax???

by DevonMcBride in

the following was posted on the watchtower observer message board by a first time poster at

http://www.kent.steinhaug.no/forum/showthread.php?s=865c3b7039ad37257b4aab8655764b08&threadid=3506

it sounds far-fetched to me.

Surreptitious

Gerard, we agree for once!!! *high fives Gerard*

<----still chuckling...

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Needing a name for a band

by Pleasuredome in

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i've recently joined a band, playing synth.

our music is going to be depeche mode style.

we need a name and i just can't think of one.

Surreptitious

Pleasuredome & the Fabulous Erections

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WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

by Surreptitious in

there is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.. .

i thought the results were pretty interesting:.

- 85% of women think their ass is too big.... .

Surreptitious

oops. Well that kinda ruined it, sorry. Read it now.

Six, great picture! hehe

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WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

by Surreptitious in

there is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.. .

i thought the results were pretty interesting:.

- 85% of women think their ass is too big.... .

Surreptitious

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.

I thought the results were pretty interesting:

- 85% of women think their ass is too big...

- 10% of women think their ass is too little...

- The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

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What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?

by Maverick in

i have had a rough couple of weeks with these kidney stones.

i would have liked to take a few days off to recover but i have contracts to complete before i fly off to frenchbabyface land.. this last monday i was hurting pretty bad but managed to suffer though a day of site prep for a big tile job.

i came home about 3 pm and cleaned up and went to bed.

Surreptitious

I think you're on the right track Mav. I've always heard that a roll in the hay gathers no stones.

Or something like that...