You and me both, LHG.
Listen to this outrageous story:
Girl marries guy, dragging him out of his mother's house.
He bails after about 2 months, goes back home to Mommy's and holes up.
Girl is devastated, divorces him, gets over it, eventually finds another JW guy and they plan to get married.
The elders say, "Nah, ahh, ahh, not gonna happen. You're not scriptually free to get married."
Girl cannot get a confession of adultery out of her ex. (My theory is that he was gay and realized he couldn't fake it.)
Elders have the solution: Marry your new husband, let us know when, we'll disfellowship you but let you come back after only 6 months if you play by the rules, and then everyone lives happily ever after.
So, that's what happened.
And that's someone who wanted to stay in the truth! Both of them!