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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

Kurt Metzger is a HILARIOUS ex-JW comedian, and even has a routine talking about growing up as one.

It's been known for a while that there are now probably more EX-JW's in the world than CURRENT MEMBERS.

So many people have been DF'd, DA'd, faded, born-in and then left, studied and left, etc......that it's become a real joke. What's funny is, that just like I can pinpoint if someone is/was a Mormon, I can also pinpoint JW's and ex-JW's. It's uncanny.

Aside: It was mentioned on ex-JW Reddit sub so I'll bring it up here as well. It'd be funny to have a Cedars Chia Pet. His head, with large nose and large neck-waddle. You spread the seeds on his head, all over his neck waddle, and even up his large snout. Then water. You can then decide how long to let his neck-beard grow.

lol

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Why Not Celebrate Christmas?

by Mum in

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so, jw's don't celebrate christmas or other holidays.

as bill cetnar once said, there are two reasons for everything: the reason they tell you, and the real reason.

they will tell you it's because christmas is "pagan" and can lead to all sorts of licentious conduct (like drinking too much macallan scotch?)..

WingCommander

Here's a verse I didn't even know existed while growing up as a JW, and one which completely spits in the face of the JW rules about not celebrating anything. Ironically, it comes from one of the most Pharasitical of all bible writers, the Apostle Paul.

Colossians 2:16, NIV:

"Therefore do not let anyone judge you by what you eat or drink, or with regard to a religious festival, a New Moon celebration or a Sabbath day."

Well now, that seems pretty damn clear to me. Yet JW leadership does exactly that; forbids any type of celebrations, religious festivals, New Moon celebrations, and then demonizes anyone else who dares to do so.

Many correct reasons have already been listed in this thread, so I'll only add this one:

All CULTS do this. Micro-manage, as well as divide and conquer using rules like this. JW's are absolutely a highly-controlling cult, and since learning of cult control techniques I am not surprised by this at all now. Once you accept that this is a cult, their bullshit rules against everything become evident as the petty bullshit that they are, and no longer apply to you. Shed that shit and move on. Fuck this cult.

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Do the old boys on the GB actually report their field service hours?

by eyeslice in

this came to mind as my 71 year old wife got up at 6:30 to drive 1.1/4 hours to meet the field ministry group.

we live a long way from the kingdom hall and the traffic is horrendous where we live!.

somehow, i doubt the good old boys do much themselves.

WingCommander

If the video recorded of Anthony Moron da Turd at the New Jersey Bottle King is any indicator, than NO.

TOMO3 couldn't even be bothered to offer up a "casual" witness when approached about whiskey preferences. Nope! He was all business; professing his wife's love of Jamison's Irish. No mention of the other J's - Jehovah and Jesus. Must have slipped his mind!

Honestly, that was the most striking thing about that whole incident. Not that he was at a liquor store in New Jersey, on a Sunday Morning (meeting time!), or even buying 10 bottles of McCallen's. No! It's that here he was out.....a Governing Body Member......and a member of the "world" approached him in casual talk.......and he completely missed the opportunity to lead it into a preaching opportunity. Didn't even cross his mind. What a bunch of fuggin' hypocrites. As a born-in, I had it shoved down my throat that I was to be a good-little JW at all times, place the old blue "School Brochure" with my teachers, even have literature out on my desk as a Witness. (uh, no! that shit didn't happen, I valued my life!) But oh hey! These fat old booze hounds can't even speak up in casual conversation when they are supposed to be an example and leaders! Fuck these chucklefuck clowns!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

Those pics of Cedars faces on the right remind of this classic SNL skit, "Jizz in my Pants".

The Lonely Island - Jizz in my Pants

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

Holy Shit! Is THAT the fiasco I've heard so much about? That he met a 14-yr old in a car park for a BJ or something? Was having an affair only 1-yr into his marriage? What a creep! I mean, if he married and they then found out they weren't sexually compatible, the least he could have done was just up and get a divorce first. Or wait....he was still a JW? Even so....just get out of it. But creeping after underage girls is another thing. What a sicko. I can't believe people elevated this creep into some kind of public figure of ex-JW's. Sick!

No wonder he doesn't give a shit about lying and making up shit. He's been doing it his whole life.

Also, I could have done without ever seeing that topless pic of Cedars by the pool. Those man-titties are repulsive. Join a gym and eat a salad, Creep!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

Wait.......this bearded clam is now CHARGING for private, personal Zoom calls?

LOL!!! There is no end to the depths of this grift!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

@KIMSILVIO:

Thx for the "behind the curtain" peek at how this operation was ran.

I'll say this: I feel that when Mark O'D showed up, that is when things REALLY got interesting, as-in, Mark brought a whole other level of professionalism into the mix with the legal aspect. The channel was so much more watchable. I WANTED to hear about those aspects most of all (current legal battles, etc). Mark and Barbara Anderson have a lot of my respect. I'm in the same area as him as well. (within an hour)

Whoever came up with the "Sushi" segments was on the right track as well. I couldn't stand to hear Lloyd drone on for an hour. Too boring. But a 5-minute segment, pinpointing a particular topic I was interested in, identified right in the title? Why yes, I actually liked those segments. In fact, I was probably watching Lloyd the most with those, because I could pick-n-choose what I wanted to hear about.

Note: I was never a paying member or subscriber to his channel. I was here on this forum and witnessed his shenanigans on here, and just knew someday he'd implode. I didn't know how or when, but I knew it would happen. He was a crook then, and he's a crook now. He just learned to refine how to con people better.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

WingCommander

"Loyalty Badges"

What a fuggin' CLOWN!

LOL!!!!

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