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I must admit, The Great Neck-Bearded One is really thinning down!
Guess this is what happens when:
1. You have no money to eat out all the time and instead must pay rent to live in an attic
2. No wife to cook for you
3. No MIL to cook for you
4. You are too stupid to cook, so go hungry
5. You are losing money and the stress of looking for a new job is getting to you
6. You have no soul, because the Devil is slowly sucking it out of you
have you guys noticed, this year 2023 no more public edition magazines...i wonder how they are gonna spin that fact.
Yeah, it must be a real kick-to-the-teeth for all the Old Timers seeing this shit show now. No magazines to place? Who the hell could have ever imagined that? That's "Important life-saving work!"
Placing literature in hands of the worldly was paramount to everything else. If they don't have the literature, they can't at least browse it and MAYBE become an "interested one"? How many worldly people check out the JW website after seeing a card or advertisement? Some, to be sure, but right after that they do what 99% of anyone does when looking up a new product of consideration: GOOGLE it. After just 5 mins of a Google background of JW's, anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together is completely dismissing them as a pedo-protecting, end-times false prophecy CULT. Period.
I'd say WT HQ is circling the wagons, as their numbers continue to circle the drain. They can only hope to retain the current aging membership and some homeschooled morons thru digital brainwashing material from the soon to be built RAMAPO. There's seriously not much difference between the JW model and Scientology at this point. Know anyone joining Scientology? Neither do I.
have you guys noticed, this year 2023 no more public edition magazines...i wonder how they are gonna spin that fact.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! As a child of the 80's, I can tell you that magazines were paramount in the door-to-door ministry. They were used as proof, right at the door, of just how close to "The End" everyone was. This is particularly true of anything from the year 1984. It's really hard to convey to anyone not alive during that time just how it was constantly drummed into our heads that we'd never get old, never even get to high school (much less graduate from it) and walk into the New Order waaaaaay before the year 2000 even.
I graduated in 1997. My son graduated 25 years after me, and is now nearly thru his Freshman year of college.
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Hey Tibor:
Do you do Lloyd's laundry as well? Get his drycleaning? Go with him to the gym to train his chicken legs and triple-chins?
Maybe you can talk him into eating a salad and some humble pie?
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Careful everyone! You've inflamed the hemorrhoid! He's angry now, just look at 'em! If you all don't stop, you're going to have to contend with THIS:
PS: Much like Stephen Lett..............can you imagine a woman seeing this creep making an "O-Face" on top of you?
GAG
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Oh shit! Studio Smijeha saw it and gave that the "SHOCKED/WOW" emoticon!
Hemorrhoid Evans is totally done at that place now. lol
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SamuelHerdTokenGB = LOL!!!!!!
they were positioned in a walk way and i had to go right pass them.
i tried to keep walking but my legs went straight to them like they had a mind of their own.. they pointed to john 17:3 on how to get saved.
1 peter 3:18. .
Both ladies just playing "follow the leader" - Anthony Moron da Turd.
((( GLUG-GLUG-GLUG )))
back in the day when i was a young witness lad, you very much got the impression that at least the training as theocratic teachers was good.. even the bible reading back then had a short introduction and conclusion.
you had to research and prepare your own ministry school talks and then perhaps you would graduate to a half of a 55 minute public talk.
then later if you were a book study conductor, you got to decide which scriptures to read and highlight.
It's all corporate BS now. Might as well go sit thru an Amway or Mary Kay Convention.
i was out on the ministry(tm) in the 1980's when i was pie-on-earring.
i was only a lowly publisher(tm) being coached by a rather odd elder(tm).. one of the publications(tm) had recently mentioned japan and the growth(tm) of jws there.. the elder(tm), brother(tm) i was with offered the magazines(tm) to the householder(tm).. then he stated, 'there are (gave the reported numbers at the time.
i can't remember the number he stated), jehovah's witnesses(tm) in japan.'.
LOL, Hilarious!
