"Kim" a Haiku by L.E.
Australian lawyer down under,
K.D. Lang she reminds me,
It's all your fault Bitch!
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
"Kim" a Haiku by L.E.
Australian lawyer down under,
K.D. Lang she reminds me,
It's all your fault Bitch!
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
I wonder; will Hemmeroid Evans attempt to silence Amazon Reviews? Will Jeff Bezos be the next "Criminal Defendant" for allowing such slanderous remarks to be printed about the Great Neck-Bearded One? I'm sure Jeff will be quaking in his boots. lol
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The Grift, A Haiku by the Great Neck-bearded bleached asshole One:
I hunger for the next Holiday abroad,
Lady-Boiz in a foreign land.....
Send Money.
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I bet he's going to try the "Leah Remini" route. Branch out into other cults and try to gain more paying followers and Patreons that way. Just up the grift into ALL the cults. Why grift off just 1 cult, when there's so many out there?
When he realized this, Lloyd was all like, "Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money!!!" Then his eyeballs spun around and landed on $ $.
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SIMON:
So what's the update? Is the other 1000+ post dead? Are you going to move and tag this one on to that thread?
Just curious.
PS: Somehow, this is all Kim's fault. lol
i'm not sure if anyone remembers me since i do not post here much anymore.
i sometimes pop in around christmas time to see if anyone is interested in exchanging christmas cards like we used to back when i first posted on this site.
speaking of which, the holiday season will soon be upon us.. if you recall, i was married to a jehovah's witness and i had a daughter i spoke of a lot.
Gary Neal? Wow!! Welcome back!! Nice to hear from you as well as the update.
Sorry about your divorce, but honestly it sounds like it's for the best. Wifey has moved on, you should too. Get a lawyer and get the divorce. Please have Will drawn up as well, so your kids get what you want instead of the (ex) by default if you drop dead tomorrow.
The silver lining to all of this is:
1. Your children are not part of this dumbass cult.
2. Both you and your ex are OUT.
3. Freedom!!! (from cult and your cheating ex)
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
Lloyd should return to the JW's, he'd fit right back in!
Think of it, the prodigal son returns! What an ASSembly experience it'd be; to have a well-known Apostate leave the World, and run back to the JW's, after having been chew'd up and spit back out!
He can regain his father's approval, start up a window cleaning business, and become a model JW, reaching MS status in no time. Why, WT HQ might even bring him on board in videos to promote how ANYONE can come back into the fold!
All the while, he'd be playing the dutiful, remorseful son returned, remorseful and soaking up the praises and attention of any fine young desperate JW woman who'll even fart in his general direction!
Lloyd, why be a NOBODY out here in the world, when you could return to the JW's and be a window-cleaning MS SuperStar!
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Helllooooo there!!!!!
"I'm a neck-bearded POS who can't Master his penis so has to hire Thai lady-boiz to act out all of my perverted fantasies on.
Send me money so I can cure all of my STD's and live like a King off your dime."
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Helloooooo there!
If you don't send me more money, I'll be posting from my new studio, 6 feet under! Remember Patreons, if I die, it's all your fault for not infusing me with money to live off of!
PS: This is all Kim's fault!
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
I'm done with Reddit. I gave it 2 chances. I had an account with 100,000+ likes, etc, but was perma-banned for daring to call someone's bullshit out. Reddit is run by effeminate bullies who get off on their limp-wristed liberal power trip. I can't believe the gun subs are even still allowed on there. I read what I want on there, but no longer waste my time conversing. It's a mostly leftist echo-chamber. After nearly 10 years, I'm DONE. Fuck that cesspool. After 3 months of non-participation (only reading what I like), I find my mental health better and blood pressure lower.