Comedian ex-JW Kurt Metzger, wouldn't give this douche-canoe 2 seconds of airtime, if even to make fun of him in a routine. He's seen and lived some real shit. Although, I doubt he's ever humped an Xmas tree.
Hemorrhoid Evans is s a nobody, hardly even a has-been, more like an almost never was. An infected pimple on the ex-JW communities ass that keeps re-emerging every so often to beg for more money and squirt forth a gooey diatribe of gibberish.