Tibor left cause he refuses to clean up Lloyd after a drug-induced bender wherein he pisses all over himself.
Not to worry Lloyd, "Jehovah provides!"
They're called "DEPENDS". They're easy to pull up and you can even suck your thumb if you like.
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Tibor left cause he refuses to clean up Lloyd after a drug-induced bender wherein he pisses all over himself.
Not to worry Lloyd, "Jehovah provides!"
They're called "DEPENDS". They're easy to pull up and you can even suck your thumb if you like.
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
Hell-oooooo Papa Smurf!
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the Great Neck-Bearded Troll of Sherwood Forest! I've heard that you all live in giant shroom's and that you may also have a blonde Smurfette? Is that correct? It is? May I stay with you and offer my singing and landscaping services? My singing has been known to scare off even cats, so Gargamel's cat doesn't stand a chance!
((( proceeds to eat shroom and see Smurf Gawd, then leer at Smurfette )))
so, i’m just posting this as a warning to lurking jws.
if you’re still on the fence, here is a story.. my grandmother, now in her 80s hasn’t talked to anyone in the family for over 20 years ever since my mother was the last one of her children that left ‘the truth’, she had sent my mother a card to never talk to her again.
so here we are 21 years later, she gets a call out of the blue that she needed help, she hadn’t been able to get into her kitchen.
Wow! So Granny basically disowned and treated as DEAD her own flesh and blood children, because they wouldn't submit to "WatchTower's" self-appointed authority and Lordship.
Sounds like Granny is reaping what she's sown. I'm shocked if ANY of her still-living children would stop by at all, after treatment like that!
If I got a call after DECADES of abandonment from my parents wanting to reconnect before their deaths, I'd tell them to seek comfort from their "Spiritual Family" now...ya know.....the Elduhzzzzz......because after all, "Jehovah Provides!" I'd then tell them to "keep warm and well fed", and then promptly hang up. I wouldn't want to disappoint them after all, being "Worldly" and a spawn of Satan.
so, i’m just posting this as a warning to lurking jws.
if you’re still on the fence, here is a story.. my grandmother, now in her 80s hasn’t talked to anyone in the family for over 20 years ever since my mother was the last one of her children that left ‘the truth’, she had sent my mother a card to never talk to her again.
so here we are 21 years later, she gets a call out of the blue that she needed help, she hadn’t been able to get into her kitchen.
@ Ron.W.
Thx! The only silver lining that came of this treatment, was that it woke up my mother. I told her about this forum and she read on here and also ordered Ray Franz's books before I did and then gave them to me! We were kinda "POMI" for years afterwards though. But the treatment woke us up a lot to stop attending or giving a shit what these people thought. When I went thru her illness and passing and got that treatment from a trusted Elder, it shocked me to my core.....especially with how loving and thoughtful all of the so-called "worldly" people were in our lives. It was like cold water thrown in my face. I was 100% DONE with this dumbass cult and it's circus of unloving clowns!
so, i’m just posting this as a warning to lurking jws.
if you’re still on the fence, here is a story.. my grandmother, now in her 80s hasn’t talked to anyone in the family for over 20 years ever since my mother was the last one of her children that left ‘the truth’, she had sent my mother a card to never talk to her again.
so here we are 21 years later, she gets a call out of the blue that she needed help, she hadn’t been able to get into her kitchen.
Not surprised at all. In my late teens and 20's I saw this behaviour towards my own family.
1. My father became terminally ill. My mother worked full-time as an RN. Both parents JW's for 20 years, always in good standing. My worn-out mother asked for shepherding visits, maybe an announcement for meals, etc. This was a lot, as my mother NEVER asked for help, ever! Know what the elders did? Told my mother they weren't a charity, and that if she's down she should pray more, attend more meetings, and be more regular in the field ministry. Her jaw was on the floor. Meanwhile, a fat Elder just had by-pass surgery, and an announcement was made from the podium to please take meals to his wife, etc. Did I mention this woman didn't work a job in her life, etc? She had nothing to do! My father passed away. The entire "we don't give a shit" attitude of the JW's woke my mother up!
2. My the 80-something grandmother was a bit overweight, had diabetes, and also bad arthritis. She had to stop her letter-writing. One summer day, some old Pioneer sisters dropped by on their route. The called up to my grandma's room and asked why she wasn't out walking a route? Umm......cause she's 84 yrs old and has crippling arthritis? GTFOOH!!!!
3. My own mother than became terminally ill after receiving a life-saving organ transplant that didn't take. We were 200 miles from home at a well-known "Bloodless" University Hospital. (as bloodless as you can get anyway) So my mother is only days from death, so I called up our Presiding Overseer who was typically a pretty nice guy. I was alone in a parking garage, pretty distraught from the day when I called him at 6 pm. I conveyed the grim situation, and asked if he could perform a shepherding visit, etc. Want to know what this heartless fucker did to me? He informed me that I was "interrupting his dinner" and that I should contact the local Body of Elders and have one of them come to see her one last time. Then, he promptly hung up on me. I was STUNNED!!!!! No words of consolation, no scriptures, no NOTHING except to basically tell me I'm on my own and stop bothering him during his dinner. I was so aghast at the "fine Christian luvvvvv" on top of my already dire situation, that I burst into tears, alone in my car. It was probably the final blow for me. After that, I didn't give a fug what JW's thought, taught, or anything else. On top of that, upon learning of my mother's condition, her co-workers (also RN's) rented a large mini-van, took off work for 2 days, and drove down to visit my mother the next day. Mercifully, she was awake and aware (her last good day on earth) and it was a bright sunny day. They visited, took me to lunch, consoled me, and also came to her funeral. The hospital also planted a tree and bench with plaque in her honour. (she worked there 35 years) I was STUNNED!!!!! These were her "Worldly" co-workers. The JW's didn't give 2 shits, but all these other people did. I was so grateful to them.
JW's are a total CULT. They only care about someone as much as they are able to USE THEM and get all of their money. When you're old or sick, they are NOWHERE to be found. They are 100% USELESS FUCKERS!!!
Take my word for it. I lived this shit. WatchTower is it's own favourite charity.
You all up on here talking about the occult pyramid table, but what's really disturbing is the PHALIC microphones that these two guys look like they're about to gobble down!!
Why, I feel stumbled just seeing this! Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy!
For shame WT HQ, for shame!
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Why, if life really catches up with this slob, he won't even be able to afford a razor!
Oh....wait......the Gluttonous Bodies have now declared that even JW's no longer have to shave. Winning!
WatchTower is so desperate, I bet that if Lloyd-e-boiz went back and repented, put on a cheap JC Penney suit, and groveled hard enough, they'd let him back in and he could work his way up to MS, Elder, maybe even CO! He could have them all going.....as the greatest "Prodigal Son" to have ever returned!
Think of it Lloyd......it'd be Convention parts up on stage.....you shedding tears of remorse, and then of happiness at God's "Undeserved Kindness." You could really get off on playing the victim card, as Satan is the greatest scapegoat of them all! It'd be "Green Handshakes" forever.....as he suckers the Sheeple at every new congregation he visits. Yep! In 5-10 years he'd be sitting pretty.....and even his Father would have a tear in his eye......
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Q: What exactly does Lloyd do.....ya know.....for a REAL job? I'm not talking about "activism." No, I mean what did did this fat lump of cookie dough do before he even went online? Certainly not manual labor by the looks of him. I guess mowing lawns.....on a tractor you sit on (not push). ?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
I found it amazing someone would be so gullible as to give this prick a BMW SUV, and then when times got a little rough, this ungrateful windbag up and sold it....the one thing he owned free and clear! Guess he felt a VESPA scooter would be enough to navigate the streets of Croatia, just like in Thailand!
I think it'd be cool if when he was in America the other week, if he dropped in to Lumberton, NC and went to interview Fat Tony da Turd. Maybe the development has another half duplex for sale? That'd be irony.....these 2 losers living in the same neighbourhood in shit-hole Appalachia with nothing to do but watch the grass grow and chase the McCallens with cheap Miller Lite (the Champagne of beers) lol
i’ve decided to disassociate from the jw organisation.
i cannot be part of a community that blatantly rejects the sacrifice of jesus in that demonic memorial ritual.
amazing what information you find when you start researching.. i’m writing my letter and posting it to the kingdom hall this morning.
Something else to consider about "partaking of the emblems:"
WatchTower claims it's only for the anointed Heavenly Class.
According to the Bible, they weren't any anointed UNTIL Pentacost. So the Apostles themselves weren't even anointed at the time of Jesus last supper.
Finally, he made it plain as day that, "anyone desiring everlasting life" should keep doing this. He didn't differentiate out a 2 class system for salvation.
This is what makes WatchTower a false prophet and a CULT.....they've clearly replaced Jesus on the throne with "The Faithful and Discreet Slave Class", now even abbreviated down to just "The Governing Body", which the old brown Reasoning book and even WatchTower magazines describe as "The Greater Moses". Only by being in affiliated and in good standing with THEM do you have any hope of being saved. (their twisted reasoning, not mine)
What a total "bait-n-switch", and also complete blasphemy!
Jesus said HE was the truth, the life, and the way. He was the mediator between mankind and Almighty God.
WatchTower claims THEY are the Great Crowd's mediator between mankind and Jesus. That is some twisted ass shit! Charlatans! False Prophets! Wolves in sheeps clothing. Oh, and protectors of pedophiles and drunkards. Pretty sure these clowns aren't going to be inheriting God's Kingdom.