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WingCommander

Lloyd Evans:

Unable to Master his penis, but 100% able to master the craft of procrastination for his own benefit.

Incredible.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

WingCommander

Lloyd Evans:

"I gotz a Masters degree in Janitorial Engineering with a minor in the Custodial Arts from WatchTower University!"

"Wanna go on a paid date? Deeeeerrrrrp......."

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

WingCommander

Here's the thing with this "New Light." Even the bible says that there would be a resurrection of the righteous AND the unrighteous!

It is a huge change, because for the entirety of my life (44 years) and before, the stance always was that "once the Ark doors are closed, there's no hope for anyone else." Hence, the "Judgement Message" during the Great Tribulation. I was always told that once the Great Tribulation broke out, a final "Message of Judgement" would be put out by the JW's. Kind of a sick, "We told ya so!" because all of these signs and End Times stuff would be easy for everyone on the world to witness.

Now, it seems that these very "Signs of the End" could serve as that message, allowing anyone with even half a brain or morality to look up, pray, and repent, in hopes of God's infinite grace and salvation. Any wicked not caring or acting like Satan would then be destroyed in the calamity of Armageddon.

Here's MY theory: I believe this may be a set-up for WT HQ to move even more goal posts. How so? Well, there's plenty of people my age, older, and even a bit younger that know about the "Final Judgement Message." However, WT HQ could NEVER put that out because if it failed they'd once again look like False Prophets. So what to do, what to do?? Come out soon (any day now) and claim that since 1914 or 1918, that earth has already been in the "Great Tribulation" and that all of the preaching work since then has already been a Witness of Final Judgement." Thus, moving the goal posts. Anyone RIGHT NOW can repent and ask for Jehovah's forgiveness and join the JW's and be saved. All JW's would embrace this emphatically, as they await the great day of Armageddon to break out at any time. It moves things up, while simultaneously fear-mongering the JW's even harder that we are "Deep in the End." All of the signs of the Great Tribulation have already been happening since 1914: Wars, famine, pestilence, hell, even the global climate change, etc, etc.

C'mon WT HQ: Run with it! It'll work!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

WingCommander

Too bad Lloyd hasn't only ate nothing-burgers, he might not have all of those chins!

He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

I think everyone can guess Lloyd's favourite burgers: ASSburgers! He just loves to eat ass!

How do I know? Simple. You are what you eat!

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Visited the Russell gravesite yesterday

by dropoffyourkeylee in

wife and i visited the russell gravesite in allegheny (pittsburgh) pennsylvania yesterday.

i’ll post photos if i can get them to upload on the hotel wifi..

WingCommander

Ironic that the "adjacent property" is actually a Masonic Hall! However, that was NOT there during the Bible Students time and CT's burial.

Too bad WT didn't have a huge marble oblisk placed where the pyramid used to be. Real tall and high, like a giant PENIS.

I'm kinda shocked to see the new grave markers, but not shocked at how absolutely CHEAP WatchTower is at using the most plain, cheap ones they could get. I think they have a huge stock pile they pull from, as they look the same as the ones at Walkill's infamous "Launch Pad." Cheapskate fuckers! But hey! Those gold Rolex's and pinky rings don't pay for themselves, and who cares about a graveyard anyway - they're dead! Once you're dead, WT can't use you anymore. (only take your estate)

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

WingCommander

I agree with Simon above. No way in hell a straight, heterosexual male says he wishes he had the option to be Gay. Ummm.....No. I don't even like to see guys in straight porn, much less have even a microgram of homosexual tendency in my body. It's just not there, I'm not wired for it. About the closest I could even get to maybe being even slightly Gay, would be just to say that such-an-such is a handsome fellow.....like Tom Cruise or something. In a complimentary fashion, not in a "I'd like to get me some of that ass" fashion.

Lloyd is GAY. At least Bi. Maybe even SUPER-GAY. I mean c'mon, Thailand is known for their "Lady-Boiz". Why else frequent there, when you've got Amsterdam so close by where certain parts prostitution is legal and the women are like a buffet? No, Lloyd likes a certain "type." Maybe even a bit younger than what he'd admit or is legal anywhere else? Shudder.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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WingCommander

Lloydy-Boi is the cringiest Incel to ever cringe. If his neck beard could somehow retract up into his multiple chins to hide, they would out of pure cringe embarrassment.

CRINGE!!!!

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What have I been doing for the last few years?

by Lee Marsh in

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i used to be here a lot.

every single day almost.

and then i wasn't.. well let's start with a before.

WingCommander

Lady Lee! Wow! So good to see you back on here. I remember an update a while back about the "Big C", and was hoping you'd pull thru and continue on above ground. Congrats!

And 5 "Overlapping Generations" ta boot? It's a WT Miracle! Actually, the real miracle is that you and your family have found the way out of this abusive, dumbass cult!

Welcome back!