Wait......how the fuq did that guy make a video with Lloyd's voice?
Hysterical! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks! Luv this.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!
by WingCommander inyou heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!
the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.
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I'm telling ya, it's like some weird fever-dream. Oh sure, there's been speculation for a while now about what WT HQ would have to eventually do if they wanted to retain membership, but who among us actually believed it would ever happen in our lifetimes? Not many, and not like these dominoes we're seeing fall. It's completely re-active corporate BS at this point. And yet, as they completely lack self-awareness, they pass it off as "The Governing Body is now allowing you to....." and then ending it with "We love you VERY MUCH!" as if speaking to toddlers. This is how dumbed down and ignorant they have made the Flock into.
Imagine, being told as a grown-ass adult that you are now "allowed" to have facial hair (Which God apparently created you with the ability to grow right from the start) and also what you can and can't wear to religious services, and what exactly is appropriate and what's not. And the misogyny! It's 2024, and they are JUST NOW addressing these old bullshit man-made rules. "Sisters, you may now wear dignified slacks." Gee thanks, Gluttonous Bozo CLOWNS!
Next up: Birthdays to be allowed, and all blood matters are "conscious matters" and between you and God. Expect the Hospital Liason Committees to be completely disbanded. Hey! You can't be held accountable for medical deaths if you don't even have the HLC's anymore right? Right?
Wild.....fuggin' WILD!
Anthony Moron da Turd must be kicking back in his Lay-Z-Boy recliner with a drink in one hand, and a fistful of dollars in the other, laughing his ass off at what a joke they have become. To think: He made it out with a Golden Parachute! That's what I'm thinking about him now. The PR Firm they hired to overhaul the Corporate image came back with these suggestions, and he gawked and said, "No way! I'm not agreeing to all that!" and then the other Board Members......errrr.......Governing Body, appointed 2 new young "Yes-Men" and then voted ol' Tony right off the Board! But since Tony da Turd knew where all the dead bodies were buried (and still had the shovel) he played his Ace and got off with a Golden Parachute, never to be seen or heard from again. Poof! Like smoke! Could Tony Morris III be a freakin genius? Could be, could be.....................lol. (probably not)
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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!
by WingCommander inyou heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!
the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.
summary: .
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Lett the schism's commence at the local level! It will only serve to drive out the few remaining "yang wanz" straight out the door!
People are sick of their shit, and it's reached its crescendo. I luv how Mark Sanderson's tie is basically the Norway flag's colours. The irony!! Or is it? Could Mark be PIMO, and this is his inside joke to let us know? Look at him smiling as he's reading this. He's also the first to sport a beard.
Signs and wonders, signs and wonders! lol
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GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!
by WingCommander inyou heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!
the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.
summary: .
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You heard me correct, this is NOT a joke, and it is NOT April Fools Day!
The ASL portion of the Governing Body updated #2 (March 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.
Summary:
Brothers: not only can you sport a beard, but you are no longer required to wear a tie OR a sport coat if you are not giving a talk that day. You can also wear "slacks". Not dress suit pants, but actual chinos or khakis. Wild!
Sisters: You want to be comfortable and not look like you're from Little House on the Prairie or in the FLDS? Guess what!! The Gluttonous Bozos are graciously allowing you to wear pants now!
All: Does your KH have Disfellowshipped ones attending? Well now guess what? You don't have to treat them like lepers and outcasts anymore, you are able to greet them IN THE KINGDOM HALL! I wouldn't go so far as to say you can share a meal with them, but you are no longer required to treat them as dead! Apostates, well ya know.....that's a different story.
It's now being discussed over on the Ex-JW Reddit forum. Whoever said, "You ain't seen nothing yet", after the last update concerning beards and salvation at the last minute" was 100% correct. No wonder ol' Anthony Moron da Turd nearly had a stroke and had to reach for the bottle before being shown the door. He's "Old Guard", and what they've now done is completely against the grain. Imagine Nathan Knorr being shown these changes? LOL!!! He'd rant and rave! And we can now very clearly see how the old saying, "Follow the money" applies to this Corporation masquerading as a legitimate religion. The last one about how to treat DF ones is 1000% due to the Norway verdict and similar.
These changes are them attempting to SURVIVE at this point, to come across as new, fresh, progressive even. They are in panic mode. No way in hell are these changes due to "the love from the Governing Body" or any other such nonsense. Can you imagine the hemorrhaging of people and MONEY that must be occurring for them to stoop this low? They are completely re-active at this point. They were hardly ever pro-active.......but the re-active state they have been in lately is a sight to behold. They are struggling to keep their grip, and as such are having to loosen the grip in order to retain anyone. But this is a double-edged sword: It allows people to breathe, but also is huge red flags for a lot of the olders ones. And lett's face it: The older ones are the only ones propping up this cult. The young people have already voted with their feet.
I'll be 45 yrs old this summer. And with completely certainty, this is NOT the cult I was born into. What a wild ride, and it's only March!
Discuss among yourselves.
Link to other forum: (hope this is ok Simon)
https://old.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1bf9cd1/governing_body_update_2/
Another link showing a (Bearded!!!) Mark Sanderson making these annoucements with ASL interpreter.At the very end when he states, "We love you all, VERY MUCH!" - it's the most weird, cultish shit and makes me cringe so bad.
https://old.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1bfc4cx/the_governing_body_has_decided_women_can_wear/
It's like some weird fever-dream.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Oh, so he's OPENLY talking about Trans issues and men becoming women? "A clue, Watson!"
Lett's all remember what he really went to Thailand for: Not exactly to seek out prostitutes (which are legal in countries closer to him like Amsterdam) but specific TYPES of prostitutes that fit his perverted fetishes: AKA: surfing the brown eye with the Thai Lady-Boyz!
Make no mistake: If Lloyd could find and buy the perfect Thai LadyBoi (who wouldn't be 100% repulsed by his shear appearance) he'd move house to Thailand to live out his days as he pleases doing who all knows what.
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An april afternoon with Steven Lett in Amsterdam
by Gorb inin april, on a sunday afternoon the ajax soccer stadium in amsterdam will be filled with all dutch witnesses for a special visit of steven lett.. never done before in holland.
ofcourse it will be better then ever.
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I can't imagine the intelligent Dutch having to sit and listen to this CLOWN as though God Himself were speaking, and not shaking their heads in disbelief. What a wake-up call it will be!
I'm calling it,
"The Stephen Lett Creates the Great Apostasy World Tour: 2024"
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Oh goody! March 13th: An upload review of the 10 worst JW videos of 2023.
Gee, isn't that about 3 months LATE? This would of been a good video to end December '23 with, Lloyd!
2024 already has plenty of newsworthy things to talk about Lloyd, and that's not even including the doctrinal/policy shifts and changes.
Get off your chins, fat boi and do the work you promised your paying Patreons!
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1970's Russell Pyramid Photo!
by Atlantis in1970's photo of the russell pyramid.
the picture was sent to us by a former bethelite who was also the person who took the picture.
of course, the pyramid is not there anymore.. .
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CT Russell:
Haberdashery Shop?
FAILURE
Inventing and profiting off a New World Cult he created based on cherry-picked beliefs from the Adventist movement, Christadelphians, Masons, Numerology, Pyramidology, and anything else he liked?
SUCCESS!
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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JW Watch: Not updated since 2021 when Mark O'D and Kim stepped aside. Speaks VOLUMES as to how much "activism work" this clown actually ever did. He built his "following" off the work of others. What a scumbag parasite. Oh, how I wish we could get Tibor on here for the real inside scoop!
Can you even imagine how much crap that man was privy to while tolling away for the Great Neck-Bearded One? Shudder.
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They Came To The Door!
by NotFormer ingoing door to door with their "memorial" invitation.
"so you can pass the emblems but nobody partakes?
them: "we can explain who is to partake".. me: "all jesus' followers".
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If God's message of Universal Sovereignty and Hailstone Message about the Time of the End were so 1000% important as the JW's claim it has been for over 120 years now, and that it is in the final seconds, IMMINENT.......then by god they should utilize every red cent to buy all the radio, TV, satellite, cable, internet, and any other media they can afford to blast and broadcast their message throughout the entire earth as a "Witness to the Nations" of God's impending Judgment, and that the time to repent and get into this new final Ark is NOW!
I mean, as the "Faithful and Discreet Slave, appointed over all of Christ's belongings, in charge of God's One True Organization", would you not expect them to do anything less?
When I realized that they were really doing the bare minimum (and this was over 25 years ago) it was yet ANOTHER "red flag" moment to me that they really aren't about getting out the message. They're about keeping the rank-n-file sheeple too busy to ask questions, and also to keep them in state of perpetual fear in order to rape their wallets from the cradle to the grave.
The WT cult is about stealing as much money from their members as they possibly can and giving back absolutely NOTHING in return of any value. No charity is shown. No orphanages, hospitals, soup kitchens, retirement homes. In fact, you can NEVER do enough, be good enough, perfect enough. Then at the end of your pitiful existence on this planet, IF you have 2 nickels saved up or god-forbid a house, you are expected to donate it all to this Corporate fraud instead of your own flesh and blood.
What a scam and a farce of a religion.