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  I'm being cyberstalked

  by gubberningbody in

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  since about valentines day ive been visiting a particular message forum thats much like any other internet babble-board except that the women are a little creepier.

  theres this one chick who, i noticed right away, is kind of clever with the one-liners and such, and when i first noticed how many of her posts were replies to my own, i chalked this up to her being just one of those innocently gregarious types who responds to pretty much everyone in topic.. .

  in the six or seven months since, however, ive noticed that this isnt really true.

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  WingCommander

  Sounds like she and YOU are total Fruit Loops; better get some professional help.
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 09-19-10 WT Study (HARVEST)

  by blondie in

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  ours is the privilege to.

  plenty to do in this harvest work?1 cor.. 15:58.. .

  did russell expect there still to be harvesting today?.

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  WingCommander

  The correct title of this article should read, "The beatings will continue until the average hours increases."
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  Do the elders practice silent treatments?

  by asilentone in

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  WingCommander

  Does a bear shit in woods?

  Does Eeyore frown?
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  Best JW Joke

  by Simon Morley in

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  time for some comic relief, what is the best jw joke you heard?

  here is a start, not the best but a start:.

  q: what is the difference between a hells angel and jw?.

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  WingCommander

  I got you all beat!!!! The most humorous JW thing I've ever heard? Comes from the Revelation! It's Grand Climax at Hand!, book.

  That the seven trumpet blasts of Revelations somehow correlated to some obscure conventions held by the JW's in Cedar Point, Ohio in the 1920's or 30's or something. Hahahahahahaha!!! Freakin' hysterical.

  I think if Jehovah were going to make communication with mankind after 1920 years of silence, he would have used a much more grander and noticeable method then some obscure convention held by a fringe Adventist splinter group in the boonies of Ohio, don't you?? I'm thinking more along the lines of The Eiffel Tower in Paris or one of the World's Fairs, you know; some place that is actually noticeable?

  - Wing Commander
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  Oct. 15th WT ( JW Version ) - Don't Trust your Own Viewpoint - it's Distorted

  by flipper in

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  once again our lurking jw friend sent us the oct. 15th jw study version for the wt studies.

  in this article you'll observe the wt society really making jehovah's witnesses question themselves, doubt themselves - even if what they are observing the organization doing - they are not to doubt jehovah or the organization, but their own imperfect human judgments.

  in other words : " don't trust your own mind - it's skewed ".. under the article titled, " keep on seeking first his righteousness " on pg.8 it lays the groundwork in stating, " seeking his righteousness includes trying to live according to his values, and perfect standards, not our own.

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  WingCommander

  UNDERCOVER:

  And to think, if you related this experience to one of your Elder's later on, he would have told you that your workmate was obviously influenced, and quite probably a tool of Satan The Devil!!! Why, it was Satan speaking through him and making your coworker speak out against Jehovah's visible Organization today, the WTBTS!!! It sure is a good thing that your bible-trained conscience forced you to come forward with this experience so that you could have your "attittude readjusted."

  Look at what I wrote above, and tell me this isn't exactly how that scene would have played out. Now, tell me how you feel about such a scene, and about how entirely fucked up such a notion is now. Congratulations, you are free from a CULT. I am too.....what a relief!!!!

  - Wing Commander, of the born-in but not dumb-enough to be dunked because I heard 1914 came from a measurement in an Eyptian Pyramid when I was a little kid Conscience Class.
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  First Date...

  by White Dove in

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  a man i met at work (customer) gave me his e-mail address, so i contacted him.. we've been e-mailing for a few days now, and it's time for a first date.. i suggest starbucks.. he insists on the park.. it's 106 degrees!

  i suggest starbucks, again because it's too hot to walk in the park.. he says that maybe we should cancel because the heat doesn't bother him.. he said, "i'm a very practical man...maybe you can't handle the heat.".

  this is my first phoenix, az summer.

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  WingCommander

  Haha!!! I knew it, I just KNEW IT!!!

  For the record, I have never done this. But I have known 2 of my friends (girls) in college that when I asked what they did that day, they actually admitted to this. I was like, WTF, you did WHAAAAT?? They didn't seem to mind or think it was a big deal. Needless to say, I never kissed those girls for fear of Herpes or some other STD. Sick, yo!!!

  If a woman is up for this, she might as well charge for the service and be done with it.

  White Dove: You say you work at Taco Bell? What a bonus!! Let's hook up ok, bring some of those Grilled Stuff Burritos, they're my favourite, and sex in the park makes me hungry. Don't forget the Pepsis to "wash it down". Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  - Wing Commander
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  WT December 15, 2010

  by Designer Stubble in

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  wt december 15, 2010. snippets from this watchtower are below.

  keeping in mind that all articles are written with an agenda, to address problems in the organization or to pave the way for new guidelines, look at what i highlighted.

  my conclusions are:.

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  WingCommander

  Mad Sweeny, I got the biggest lump in my throat when you posted this:

  "Rather than feel frustrated or discouraged because Jehovah’s day seems to be delayed, we should be glad that there is still time for us to be zealous for true worship." WT, Dec. 15th, 2010.

  This is an amazing admission. Whether they realized it or not at the time of publication, this sentence comes right out and says that "Jehovah's day seems to be delayed."

  "But if ever that evil slave should say in his heart, "My master is delaying," and should start to beat his fellow slaves . . . the master of that slave will come on a day that he does not expect and in an hour that he does not know and will punish him with the greatest severity and will assign him his part with the hypocrites. There is where his weeping and the gnashing of his teeth will be." ~ Matthew 24:48-51"

  Your pointing this out nearly gave me a heart attack, as it describes the current attitude of the Governing Body to a "T", doesn't it? They are doing exactly this, and have now actually admitted to it!! Unbelievable!! They really showed their hand with that phrase, "Jehovah's day seems to be delayed." What an incredible admission, and as you point out Matt 24:48-51 applies.

  I never really thought of the Governing Body as all evil, maybe misguided, but certainly not the "Evil Slave." This one scripture though has me re-examining that notion though, as it fits them so perfectly. Truly, they have taken the place upon the throne of Christ Jesus, blindly lead their flock towards destruction, and are wolves in sheeps clothing. False prophecy, beating the flock, saying that the Master's return is delayed, etc, etc, all point to THEM being the Evil Slave Class!!!!!! What an incredible revelation.

  Thanks for the coorelation.

  - Wing Commnader
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  First Date...

  by White Dove in

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  a man i met at work (customer) gave me his e-mail address, so i contacted him.. we've been e-mailing for a few days now, and it's time for a first date.. i suggest starbucks.. he insists on the park.. it's 106 degrees!

  i suggest starbucks, again because it's too hot to walk in the park.. he says that maybe we should cancel because the heat doesn't bother him.. he said, "i'm a very practical man...maybe you can't handle the heat.".

  this is my first phoenix, az summer.

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  WingCommander

  Bwaaaa-hahahahahahaha!!!

  I can't believe no one thought of this yet, but here goes.

  His whole wanting to meet in the park, and his response of, "If you can't take the heat......." implies only ONE thing to my deviant mind, and here it goes:

  The only reason he gave you an email address was to "hook up" for a quicky. A lot of people (guys in particular) like to meet in parks because there are usually secluded areas in which to have sex quickly and then leave, usually oral sex.

  This guy knows EXACTLY what he's doing and what he wants, as he's done "it" before in the park. Run from this loser as fast as you can, unless you like being on your knees in front of a guy you don't know in a secluded area of a local park?

  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  - Wing Commander
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 09-11-10 WT Study (OUGHT)

  by blondie in

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  to christians in his day?.

  comments.

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  WingCommander

  Hi Blondie!

  Thanks for this weeks commentary, which must have been especially hard with your health issues plus the sheer boredom of this article to begin with.

  The real "meat & potatoes" article should be next week, and I for one can't wait for the spiritual beat-down and guilt trip the flock will yet again receive for watching even the least little bit of TV, or seeing a movie, or having a hobby VS. door-knocking 24/7. My, what a spiritual FEAST next week's article is sure to be!!! Why, I can almost hear the teenagers "sighing and groaning" in their seats already!!

  I swear, do the JW's print ANYTHING that resembles TRUE HELP and uplifting of spirits in order to serve their flock, or is this IT?

  Next week's WT article title should read, "The Beatings Will Continue Until Field Service Averages Improve."

  - Wing Commander
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  Who is AGBM?

  by african GB Member in

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  the purpose of this thread is to tell everyone on this board who i am and why i am so different.. first of all, i have already apologised on another thread for posting zero drivel topics here.. i am a 29 year old male, born-in, baptised in 1998, df'd in 2003 for fornication, reinstated in 2008. i want to make it clear that i have never been a ms. after my reinstatement i continued to attend meetings with the same cong.

  but moved to another cong.

  earlier this year, reason being, the continued shunning by some hardcore self-righteous publishers.. i am still with the same cong until now, i go to meetings regularly, including taking part as well as giving bible reading talks.

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  WingCommander

  Samuel Herd, isn't he that Pharasitical Douchebag who talked about his experiences in the Vietnam War prepping him to see all of that dead bodies during the Great Tribulation and the Big A??? I'm pretty sure that was him. What a twit!!!

  AGBM, I want to believe you but part of me thinks you're full of sh*t. I mean, aren't you in some 3rd world cesspool or something, wading across crocodile infested waters to get to meetings, and knocking on hut doors or something?

  I wish you well though.

  - Wing Commander