Sista be like, "Screw dem baptismal questions, I'm filled wit da Holy Spirit, an Imma gonna get dunked NOW! Praise Jesus!"
LOL
this happened a few years back.
it is so funny.funnier still were some of the commits, made by jw's on fb pages!!
!it almost happened at one in ga, when i lived there.
Sista be like, "Screw dem baptismal questions, I'm filled wit da Holy Spirit, an Imma gonna get dunked NOW! Praise Jesus!"
LOL
i dressed up in a hoodie, double layer so that the cameras at the kingdom hall couldn't recognize me.
i looked in the mirror up and down so i knew that the cameras, at least at the angle that i knew couldn't see my face.
i took this disassociation letter, stuck it in the envelope, labeled it, "(congregation's name...boe" by hand and sealed it.
i have been reading the watchtower study edition of march 2016. here some deceptive statements so as to justify their new lights:.
when were gods people held captive by babylon the great?.
that spiritual captivity lasted from the second century c.e.
i told earlier that i have a longtime contact with a friendly and valuable non-witness insider in the jw-leadership.
our contact has lead to friendship.
i had some fun and it was remarkable to see some reactions on this board, that there are no non-witness insiders.
john cedars has posted his latest blog "the trouble with apostates (and why it shouldn't put you off becoming one)".
i acknowledge that he is entitled to his opionin just as we are ours but i am disappointed in some of his comments.. at this stage i'll try to be objective about it.
he is defending his own position after all.. what bothers me most is his comments about athiests and christians which he seems to identify as being in conflict with each other.
Does he even still go by "John Cedars?" Why not just Lloyd Evens? Or possibly Harry & the Hendersons?
It's all so confusing. I mean, it's like JW's claiming Jesus is Micheal the Archangel.
john cedars has posted his latest blog "the trouble with apostates (and why it shouldn't put you off becoming one)".
i acknowledge that he is entitled to his opionin just as we are ours but i am disappointed in some of his comments.. at this stage i'll try to be objective about it.
he is defending his own position after all.. what bothers me most is his comments about athiests and christians which he seems to identify as being in conflict with each other.
Would you all like to take a guess, as to how many sh*ts I give about John Cedars?
Recently, he showed off his printing prowess by illegally printing off Ray Franz's COC, and putting his logo/website on the back of it. (probably made some $$$ off that!!!!!!)
After I saw THAT sh*t, I knew Cedars was an attention-seeking con.
Next up for Cedars: Recording himself pepper spraying little old pioneers that knock on his door, then posting on his website that the GB henchmen are "stalking" him and persecuting him because he's blowing the trumpet on them and exposing them as the charlatans that they are. Sighing and moaning, sighing and moaning. Too bad, too bad!
Also, someone get that guy a razor. He looks like a freakin' BUM!!!!
here is a great site in case anyone is interested in acquiring wt property in brooklyn heights.
https://www.watchtowerbrooklynrealestate.com/.
DUMBO stands for:
Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass
^^ It's a New York slang, thing.
I can't believe what I'm seeing. All that property, all that MONEY!!! My parents and older ones from my youth must be spinning in their graves!!!! This religion/cult has gone totally bonkers and commercialized. It's a helluva sight.
____a true story___.
shortly after the incident, i drove back along the pacific coast in a euphoric daze of confusion, tears, and exhilaration; there was no place for it to go inside my head.
i pulled over on the shoulder of the road and sat in stunned silence.
according to this jw video... now is the time to preach without fear!
now that the final days are here!.
the final days were not here previously (as they kept insisting for over 140 years)... but now they are!.
You just know that poor kid is a virgin, and he's going to remain one for a LONG time if he continues to allow Mommy to dress him like that.
Hey Kid: Ditch the bible thumping and cheap JC Penney suit, get some contacts, join a Gold's Gym, hit Hollister or PACSUN in the mall, and then MAYBE you'll be able to score - with an actual girl!!
Totally cringe-worthy piece of cult propaganda trash!
according to this jw video... now is the time to preach without fear!
now that the final days are here!.
the final days were not here previously (as they kept insisting for over 140 years)... but now they are!.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - WT is totally ripping off Scientology with these videos.
Listen to this sh*t, cheery, upbeat, bright songs about the Last / End / Final Days. That chorus clapping at the end, starting at 2:40 - that's total Scientology style. These retards can't even come up with their own tunes! SAD.
WT Corp put in offices down in Clearwater, Florida. Think that's a coincidence? That's central studio production for Scientology, and hence they are bumming off Scientology's "hip" "New-Agey" vibe. Blatant rip-off. I could puke, I really could!!!!