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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  Imagine that thumbnail shot as Hemorrhoid Evan's "O-Face."

  Ghastly.
  
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  JW Broadcasting - simply a platform for narcissists?

  by eyeslice in

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  one thing i notice from sitting through a number of broadcasts is just how much these guys love their titles.

  it's always brother such-and-such, member of the gb, helper to the teaching committee, etc.

  it's never simply brother such-and-such, a local elder with such-and-such congregation.. it seems to me the witnesses are pretty quick to pick up on catholics who call their priests father, which at the end of the day is in much the same vein simply a title.. i suspect these titles point to a huge amount of narcissism of the part of those who revel in such titles, certainly it doesn't seem to fall in line with christ's advocation that the greatest amongst you should be be the least.

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  TO CLARIFY:

  1. Jesus is on the throne because that's where he was installed since 1914. (according to WT doctrine)

  2. The Orbs at either side, are angels known as "Thrones", which are typically shown as Orbs. They represent God's Love, judgement, steadfastment.
  

  3. The large winged guy on the right, is Michael the Archangel. (or possibly 1 of the other 2 mentioned in the Bible) He's not Jesus, because he's not wearing a King's Crown. A lot of people forget about Michael, but there he is.
  

  4. Jehovah isn't shown because how are you going to show Him? He's everywhere all at once and inconceivable, so they don't "show" Him. Although, He might be represented as the bright glowing behind/above Jesus.
  

  5. I think they made the rank-n-file Sheeple actually stick out more in this illustration. How so? Well, those in Field Service (bottom right) are the largest photos in this whole illustration. The GB at the table are actually the smallest!
  

  I frankly think this is a mountain out of a mole-hill with this illustration. There's a lot of things we can hammer the WT on, and this is frankly a big nothing-burger.
  
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  How come the old boys on the GB don't get kicked out at 70?

  by eyeslice in

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  it would appear that circuit overseers (no dos these days i guess) are taken off at 70 years old.

  even older ones in bethels are disposed (sorry 're-assigned to the field) of before they get too past it.. how come though the old boys on the gb aren't shown the door at 70 and replaced by younger men - obviously of the recently anointed type?

  they don't look a particularly fit bunch so they can't claim special mightiness because of doing 'the lord's work'.

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  If Gluttony is a sin, why are the Governing Bozo's morbidly obese???

  They must be gorging on more than the "fine spiritual banquet", aye?
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  LOL......Cedars has been publicly served up by a fuggin' Cockatiel.

  What a little bitch he is.

  I think I know why Cedars had to travel to Thailand, why Dijana was "lacking". She wouldn't treat Cedars properly.

  Only a Thai Lady-Boi could tie Cedars up and whip him and dominate him properly as the lil bitch he is. Guys with "Big Public Image" are always the ones that in private, want to be tied up and be submissive. He talks big, but in reality he's a bottom bitch.
  
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  Disappointed

  by jhine in

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  so last night me and hubby got round to watching love actually for the first time .

  seemingly everyone says that it's a must see christmas film , people watch it numerous times .

  sorry to say l was underwhelmed and won't bother watching it again.

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  Hugh Grant is an instant "channel changer" for me. Just the sight of him turns my guts. So no, I've never seen Love Actually and don't ever plan to.

  Disappointing movies over the years?

  FROZEN: Took the little kids because it was so hyped. Sickening. Almost walked out. My wife was in agreement.

  AVATAR: Dumb as hell, most overrated movie of all time. James Cameron gets props for suckering everyone on this one.
  

  BRIDGET JONES DIARY: Just like "Love Actually", I couldn't get 5 mins into it. Say, isn't Hugh in this as well? If so, double-yuck.

  FOOTLOOSE: I'm a huge 80's movie fan, but I must admit this is the 1 80's film that I think I've seen once as a kid, and decided right there it was stupid and would never watch again. I just can't.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  WingCommander

  Next up (for paying Patreon members only):

  The best places to lay low on vacation in Thailand.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  He's begged for more money this month? Well then, this bearded inflamed hemorrhoid can slither away back into his lair now, for it's work is done.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  What is Tibor doing! Hauling around a large DSLR like that in public.

  I don't understand why he just doesn't use one of those small voyeur cameras you put behind a mirror in a hotel room to film people having sex.......... ohhhhhhhhhhh
  
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  Why Not Celebrate Christmas?

  by Mum in

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  so, jw's don't celebrate christmas or other holidays.

  as bill cetnar once said, there are two reasons for everything: the reason they tell you, and the real reason.

  they will tell you it's because christmas is "pagan" and can lead to all sorts of licentious conduct (like drinking too much macallan scotch?)..

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  @Disillusioned JW:

  Even if you look at that from the perspective of Paul talking about OT celebrations, why then don't JW's still allow or celebrate any of them? Also, Paul would have had to have known he was speaking to a broad audience, and that what he'd write would also eventually be read by a broad audience, or else he would have specified only the Jews.

  Either way, who cares. WT is a cult who aim to control everything by sucking the joy out of life.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  Kurt Metzger is a HILARIOUS ex-JW comedian, and even has a routine talking about growing up as one.

  It's been known for a while that there are now probably more EX-JW's in the world than CURRENT MEMBERS.

  So many people have been DF'd, DA'd, faded, born-in and then left, studied and left, etc......that it's become a real joke. What's funny is, that just like I can pinpoint if someone is/was a Mormon, I can also pinpoint JW's and ex-JW's. It's uncanny.

  Aside: It was mentioned on ex-JW Reddit sub so I'll bring it up here as well. It'd be funny to have a Cedars Chia Pet. His head, with large nose and large neck-waddle. You spread the seeds on his head, all over his neck waddle, and even up his large snout. Then water. You can then decide how long to let his neck-beard grow.

  lol